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The band that brings so much fan and so much money that it is hard to believe… All in all it is only rock’n’roll - hangovered, full of dirty thoughts and jack daniels’s nectar. Girls love it! Music seems to be less important than junk food, cigarettes, coffee and beer but it’s not like that!!! 4 fantastic polish bukkake warriors - bring you rock music, that makes you wanna pay enormous sums of money!

Band members:
Tomasz Wolonciej
Jarek Gacek
Stanislav Wolonciej
Przemyslav Osiewicz

Influences:
coffee, cigarettes, pizza, beer & chicks

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

@2nostromo

1y↑54

Bobby: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce, and a cup of coffee.

Waitress: A number two, a chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, and the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?

Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a cheque for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.

Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?

Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.

All comments from YouTube:

@gregwebb7530

1y↑1.3K

“We appreciate you looking the other way Schindler” 😂😂😂

@michaelbonhomme3677

1y↑11

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@MoeSalamaIbrahim

1y↑80

That kid probably wouldn't know who Schindler is.

@RF23232

1y↑13

I understood Schitler. 🤣🤣🤣

@user-vn8cl7uq3k

1y↑8

My pleasure Shitler.

@corneliushfc4370

1y↑1

😂

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@ScottNotAvailable

36w↑96

I could watch Rob Livingston get angry at coffee employees all day

@rhess10

35w↑32

That was actually a really great line:

"We appreciate you looking the other way, Schindler."

@craiggagnon8407

1y↑752

I can already tell this show will push my buttons. This guy with the tea might as well be me. Hahaha

@robk9685

1y↑16

Scary thing is, after watching 2 episodes I realized "I" was a Sam Loudermilk while living in Chicago (minus the substance abuse counseling).

@aarondavid5866

1y↑3

you and him would push everyone else's

@gabrielmontero3150

1y↑21

@@robk9685 every man with a pinch of common sense is Loudermilk

@jadajuma

1y↑1

@@gabrielmontero3150 I never knew I was a man 💀

@kpopfan674

47w↑8

This nonsense actually happened to me at Starbucks, only without the staff eventually being sensible

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@BenjaminMankowski

1y↑74

I've seen this and the vocal fry scene, and I think I need to watch this series.

@asadahmed4993

38w↑1

Yes me too 😂. Did you manage to watch it? Any links where I can watch the series?

@Brilliant...

36w↑1

Me too.

@elisemisuraca1125

It's really good. I'm hoping it comes back.

@hayden990

@@asadahmed4993it’s now on netflix

@StangQuest94

1y↑340

You can take Peter out of Office Space but never the Office Space out of Peter! He speaks what ALL of us think on a daily basis.

@pleasejustletmebeanonymous6510

1y↑17

Seriously, is this supposed to be a sequel to Office Space, because the idea of him quitting his horrible office job to work in construction, realizing that job is also horrible, then moving to like Portland (or whatever hipster city this is) and probably becoming a programmer again at a startup or something, would be just way too painfully, painfully true-to-life.

@josephthebobcat5085

39w

@@pleasejustletmebeanonymous6510sounds like everyone and their jobs are horrible in your scenario

@lunarmodule6419

38w

We grew old - so now we have to deal with young veggies eating aholes.

@BuntFencer

14w

He talked like that even in Band of Brothers, much before Office Space.

@Korn1holio

10w↑2

@@BuntFencer Band of brothers came out in 2001, 2 years after Office space (1999)

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@pacu7102

37w↑30

There’s so many people that can’t think for themselves like this. I was working retail once and remember a time when a guys total was over $600.

He used his debit card but it didn’t cover it all, there was a balance of a dollar and some change. He couldn’t come up with it so I just shorted my register and let him go.

Had a co-worker say that I was probably going to be written up by management, never happened.

What sounds more logical? Pissing off a regular customer over a buck and some change or making a $600+ sale? If the companies margins are that thin it’s already a sinking ship.

@TheRealJohnHooper

Technically you stole money..

@Juppe50

7w↑1

@@TheRealJohnHooperTechnically he didn't. He didn't keep it for himself. Rather, he tipped the customer and made a great sale.

@jadawngriffis3745

7w↑5

@@TheRealJohnHooperyou sound like the tea guy lmaoooooo

@ba_dum_tsss

7w↑1

Lol! Found the boot licker!@@TheRealJohnHooper

@DM-ur8vc

pacu7012 - Working in Management.
TheRealJohnHooper - Working for the Government.
Juppe50 - Working in Law.
ba_dum-tsss - Working in Education.
jadawngriffis3745 - Student.

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@lavatr8322

46w↑87

That's the kind of woman you need in life.

@truthreignsforever9286

44w↑228

Being logical in an illogical world is frustrating. I relate to Loudermilk

@babypiratesnapchat2

44w↑7

Thpeaking like thith in an illogical world ith fun and funny. Thcallywag.

@lightningr

39w↑1

High5

@vincentvega5686

39w

that's the new america for ya - completely illogical!!

@ModeratelyAmused

38w↑8

To be fair, if you are logical person, you don't go to places like that to begin with unless you expect to encounter bad logic and know you can deal with it.

@kirbs1454

38w

do you now

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@patriciasalem3606

35w↑48

We need a mega mix of Loudermilk and Dennis Reynolds trying to buy the simplest things and encountering inane company policies.

@naramukuriht

13w↑2

plus Larry David.

@dethengine

35w↑13

I really expected the woman to be embarrassed and tell him to just order something else. But she really stepped up and put the screws to that guy. 😆

@jawadad73

10w

...give it a few weeks...

@raccafracca940

1y↑26

"We appreciate you looking the other way, Schindler." ROFLMAO🤣🤣🤣

@keepcalmandenjoythedecline

12w

RODOLFOMAOZEDONG!!!!111!1111!2!!!1!!!

@roysreceptive

2y↑637

I like how when Loudermilk says, “Thank you” and raises the cup of hot water, the employee instinctively braces himself for hot water to be thrown at him.

@birgio1363

1y↑42

thats the joke bozo

@oCAPCOMo

1y↑20

That's the joke...

@andreaholcock8992

1y↑29

Wow you’re really observant

@Rotelia

1y↑16

wow i never noticed thanks for this comment !!

@itskittyme

1y↑13

can you explain this in more detail because i still don't get it bruh

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@hellokintu

39w↑10

I only love this show for his coffee shop interactions 😂

@proride09

51w↑32

That really is the world we are living in now.

@shanuprateek777

48w↑21

man this show is still so underrated ;( its so a must watch

@Cray93

46w↑1

i'd really like to watch this but idk where

@maryivancie5445

42w↑2

Amazon prime video

@neils3259

9w↑1

Netflix (all 3 seasons)

@sed3476

45w↑68

Loudemilk: A cup of water please
Mr. Twig: Hot water?
Loudemilk: Hot water.
twig: room for teabag?
Loudemilk: Totally room for teabag (in valley girl accent)

@arianaholly6023

36w↑3

You know this isn’t real right? You don’t have to insult the actors appearance lol

@Kurtster600

36w

@@arianaholly6023 ever heard of typecasting?

@Angry-Lynx

34w↑1

Want to be teabagged?😂👍🏻

@indianhistoryX

14w

I see what you did here.

@bigjoegrizzly5935

11w↑11

I know this mans pain. I can’t STAND establishments that play BS semantics with customers and wouldn't mind if they disappeared in a dumpster fire. However, the more crucial point is...

Kudos to the woman he's with! Such behavior is rare in today's society, and we definitely need more women like her. Too often, I've seen women in real-life situations telling their partners not to make a scene, only to be the ones causing a scene if they don't get what they want. So, hats off to this woman!

@achabotte

9w↑1

really? You would wish death on someone over a minor inconvenience?

@harsh_chop_ra

45w↑46

This man and his coffee shop experiences, real tough life

@iaf010

51w↑12

This is Exactly how Germans behave - follow rules like automatons with no possibility of compromise or deviation no matter the reason.

Their only response to being challenged is to restate the rules again and again getting louder each time.

@breeeegs

32w↑1

'ZESE, ARE, ZE, RULESSSS!!!"

@ornelamarijanovic9766

12w↑1

exactly, this waiter represents 100% german mentality

@rccc5806

10w↑1

@@ornelamarijanovic9766 Nah. German service works merely like this: "It's this or this. Now get the fuck out of the way." No time for bs. That young gun knew exactly what he was doing and played very intently into the bs.

@FrshJurassicPrnceYA

30w↑3

That’s the type of woman I need. One that stands by my side in support.

@ahmedlssj

1y↑21

The salesman is like a Windows version whenever you try to reinstall it 😅

@benjaminrousse8497

1y↑13

Here in argentina every store, literally, gives you hot water for Mate, its like tradition

@pattystomper1

36w↑3

"We appreciate you looking the other way, Schindler."
ROFL!

@boshkodjordjevich7424

12w↑2

OMG. This is very funny. And Lissie is AMAZING. 🤣🤣🤣

@ropeburn6684

35w↑5

I can't help but thinking of Loudermilk simply being Lewis Nixon from Band of Brothers. It's just him after the war, recovering alcoholic and all. 😂

@NEXXI-

32w↑3

This probably has more views than how many people watched this show, which pisses me off beacuse this show is fucking amazing

@grimmriffer

1y↑111

This series was awesome.
Loudermilk was who we should all aspire to be.
Apart from the drink driving thing but that was complicated.

@juancorona5871

1y↑1

What series is this?? Please and thank you

@grimmriffer

1y↑2

@Juan Corona it's actually named after the character: Loudermilk. 👍

@juancorona5871

1y↑1

@@grimmriffer haha tell me why I was thinking that’s what it was called , thank uou

@ghoomakad8959

1y↑1

His name is loudermilk?😅

@Dctctx

49w

@@ghoomakad8959 Yes, Sam Loudermilk.

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@raycon921

40w↑2

this is like "Corporate accounts payable speaking, Just a moment" 🤣

@stellaa302

1y↑12

What? No Argentineans here embracing yerba mate like a national treasure?

@universojose89

1y↑3

Here ,you have an Uruguayan ,we embrace it !!!

@VonRibbitt

1y↑2

Campeones del mundo!

@kevpatguiriot

1y↑1

: )

@KyleCorwith

1y↑19

Love the Schindler line! 😄

@juhuang9305

I don’t get it. Could you explain it for us? Thank you.

@ADRIANOS259

1y↑1

@@juhuang9305 you are joking right?

@StarTrolling

@@juhuang9305 it’s a movie about the holocaust where a man named Schindler who was a Nazi, helped save the lives of many Jews.

@KyleCorwith

@@juhuang9305 Are you being honest?

@juhuang9305

@@KyleCorwith I know who Schindler is, but I don't get why the lady said that here in this situation

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@geomonabe

1y↑19

Lol, reminds me of the time I ordered Lemon tea, and the receptionist, after some hesitation, said they don't have it. So I asked if they had black tea and lemons, and they did. :D

@GlazeonthewickeR

38w

Ok boomer

@katella

35w↑2

@@GlazeonthewickeR what is wrong with you?!

@FandangoBatter

1y↑11

The show disappeared from amazon prime and now I can't find it anywhere. One of the funniest shows around.

@saadalgamdi9592

1y↑1

Name

@Davidmtz559

1y↑1

@@saadalgamdi9592loudermilk tv show

@laydeblue8341

10w↑1

Netflix now has it

@abdou9888

50w↑4

Lol that employee didn't even have to explain the reason behind that rule, unless he's the one who made it.

@williewodka9196

40w

He kinda has to, you gotta be retarded to follow rules which you don't understand the meaning of.
If he actually has no clue why the policy is like this, then just say it "I'm sorry sir, the manager will smack me if he catches me doing this, I'd help you but I'm not in power to break that rule, I completely agree with you that it makes 0 sense"
But he actually tries to make it look like the rule makes sense and tries to get his manager. That's complete NPC behavior

@nuxkamina

31w↑4

Yeah, robots already took over. Half our interactions are prescripted lines that adhere to some policy a corporation layed out. You have to talk to people like a moron because you have to represent a company in a situation where no one is actually accountable for what is happening. This show is great!

@acmartinez129

1y↑9

She really called his ass Schindler LMFAO

@Mr_Fourshot

did some research on that guy and yeah that was a good one lol

@dabig_guy2204

4w↑1

I loved it. This rings of so much of what is wrong with today's world. 👍😅

@Hangvogel

37w↑1

Great acting!!!! Love it

@DuchessofPangu

14w↑3

Working in a customer facing job has made me realise that (in real life) the barista likely thinks it's a stupid rule too, but certainly not worth losing your job over.

@tc546

11w↑1

They actually made a show about me! minus the addiction, but this kind of thing happens to me almost daily. LOL Love this show, hope they make more and add me as a character

@markkennedy9767

45w↑1

Five easy pieces vibes.

@redbaron07

1y↑8

Reminds me of the existentialist "joke" about Jean-Paul Sartre with a friend in a Parisian cafe:
Friend: "I'd like a coffee with cream please."
JPS: "I would like a coffee too, but with no cream."
Waitress: "I'm sorry sir, but we are out of cream."
JPS: "Do you have plain milk?"
Waitress: "Oui!"
JPS: "Then I'll take a coffee with no milk".
Waitress: "Bien sur!"

@Poppop-yp7zm

1y↑12

One time I tried to order an iced coffee. They didn’t have any made up. I then said how about throw in few ice cubes at a time and add coffee and as they melt add more ice. “We don’t do that.” was the response I got. But I finally convinced them to give me a hot coffee and a large cup of ice.

@coby4480

45w↑6

@darlingjo7492fr everyone complaining in the comments doesn’t understand that they’re just an annoying customer. for most employees at these places, it’s not that we want to make shit harder for you, it’s that if we get caught guess whose ass is on the line?

@pellabologna

37w

@@coby4480it's astonishing how few people know what the service industry is like

@HolySpicoli

35w

@@coby4480”I want a cup of hot water” is not an annoying request. The iced coffee thing is.

@rustynail914

21w↑2

@@coby4480Wow, so tough to pour a cup of coffee AND a cup of ice.

The customer is always right. You don't like serving people, get a different job.

@coby4480

21w

@@rustynail914 this boomer ass entitlement needs ti end

@BluesFanUK_

1y↑1

Seen two clips from this now, definitely looks worth a watch.

@manavbansiwal3655

42w

Name

@tc2006driver

38w↑1

I like that she backed him up.

@farsanehmir404

1y↑5

Oh God the last scene was so cool 🤣🤣🤣

@Paplok

5w↑1

It's a good thing Loudermilk forgot all about his hate against vocal fry, it's kind of him not to point out the waiter's manner of speech. Well done Sam!

@clarenszedorf3125

22w↑1

this is a problem with the new generations...very well presented.

@chrislom5288

38w↑1

Having spent some time in Uruguay, this resonates with me

@stanleyconnor6898

This series is perfect 😂

@Captain_n_1

1y↑9

Thats it, I'm watching this show

@robertlisternicholls

38w

This bloke is really funny. Wish he was on British TV.

@Twag-yh8xc

That little protective hand flinch at the end kills me.

@kotaro07

1y↑168

Wtf, so let me get this straight. You don't serve hot water in worry about someone splashing hot water on someone, yet you serve steaming hot coffee and not think someone would throw said hot coffee on someone.

@Keysi_6

Because they ideology is to worship expensive coffee and tea. No one would spill them. But Water....nahh...water who needs that...easy to throw and tastes bad.

I mean its not like that water is in coffee, tea or juice.

@effinjamieTT

1y↑23

To play devils advocate, most coffee shops don't exactly serve steaming hot coffee. More like luke warm piss that's had a coffee bean waved in its general direction.

@scottvelez3154

1y↑4

@@effinjamieTT thank God I don't have to worry about hot water or hot coffee being thrown in my face. Instead I like hot milk with chocolate in it!

@banksta3

1y↑7

Hey thanks, I didn't understand the plot.

@barjee8965

1y↑7

We dont serve hot water because bringing your own teabags into a coffee shop is fucking rude

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@bushwick4241

36w

that Schindler joke was savage. lol

@fatihkan2601

1y↑1

Actings are so natural. No pushing at all

@Riskmangler

36w↑1

Calling BS at 1:10: That dude looks like he takes teabags anywhere, anytime.

@ThePecky1966

1y↑1

This is sums up modern society perfectly.

@fredbaltazar4975

1y↑4

Its Office Space sequel

@kasper_18

1y↑2

Please, I need an application to find this series

@manshthakur8870

45w↑1

this man explains so well

@hysem77

1y↑2

Name of the show please

@ndragovic6193

50w↑4

It would be pure gold if the guy then was reprimanded by his manager for giving out the hot water 😂

@themiddlekid1966

1y↑5

Also it's really not the kid's fault if he has to follow rules...✌️

@freddogrosso9835

36w

Yep. That sounds like a manager thing.

@paulg903

26w

Ok, I need to start watching this show

@bricknmotor

1y↑6

“Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.

Peter Gibbons: Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been missing it, Bob.”

@DoubleDoubleWithOnions

which Bob was that?

@locked2778

1y↑1

Which episode is this from ?

@jimsmith9853

10w↑1

God how I have missed Gen X sarcasm.
It is so badly needed in response to the times.

@philipb1889

27w

hahah "we appreciate you looking the other way Schindler" hahahahahahah

@FishFreddy

30w

I love it. First she is enjoying it but then when it's manager time she is also fed up with this shit.

@JewandGreek

10w

Reminds me of the Five Easy Pieces breakfast scene. "Hold it between your knees."

@MalakianM2S

44w↑6

There are so many weird pieces of legislation across the USA that I wouldn't be surprised that not serving hot water, but not caring about other hot beverages, is actually a thing.

@grammernotzi

43w↑2

This is why I laugh when people say America is a free country. There is literally regulations and bureaucratic red tape that dictate every little thing in your life.

Edit: I should clarify that I don't hate the U.S., there's just too much regulations and the government needs to get out of people's lives.

@MalakianM2S

43w↑5

@@grammernotzi More land of the soft fascism if you ask me.

@river7874

38w↑1

@@grammernotzi The way that I've been phrasing it for years is that I love my country, but hate my government.

@grammernotzi

38w↑1

@@river7874 Agreed. I used to long haul truck with my dad and have been to 48 of the states many times (just missing Alaska and Delaware). There's so many beautiful geographical differences. Awesome people and great food all over!

@orsike192

love this, amazing. 😂😂

@_indrid_cold_

38w

This is every “service assistant”, “server” or “customer service advisor”, in the UK.

@onur8526

How can i watch this series without amazon? I couldnt find third season

@jordantaylor7866

1y↑4

Song name in the back?

@Comidayfestival7423

16w

Dónde puedo mirar estas series

@ussr1902

Where can I find the 3rd season? Please help!!!

@christianshaw9102

14w

That’s how I ask: are you threatening me sir😂

@user-sj4rh2ky4i

1y↑9

The special surprise at the end was worth watching the full video without skipping the sponsor. Thank you pooderpe! And

@redwarf8118

1y↑2

adblock is your friend

@tmuxor

39w↑1

"We appreciate you looking the other way, Schindler" #NotAllGermans

@itskittyme

1y↑1

i like how there is this giant lightened up EXIT sign at the door front,
it's like the creators is in the show saying Loudermilk just wants to exit this coffee shop lol

@McRocket

37w↑2

Gotta hand it to Loudermilk.
He really tried this time to be understanding about it.
Right up until it got too pathetic for anyone cool to stand.
☮

@tinabina808

1y↑1

What's this movie?

@feedyourmind6713

37w

Her comment was the kicker.

@everythinggoinginlife6951

43w

Name of this show

@thehuguenot5615

1y↑5

He's taking his anger out on the guy because of past memories of lumberg

@blacjackdaniels200

48w↑2

Hahahahahah say hello to LUMBERG FOR ME!

@AnthonySforza

38w

That hand guard at the end says it all.

@GT-bz9nc

1y↑5

“We appreciate you looking the other way Schindler.” Too funny. The soy boy behind the counter is at just about every coffee shop in America today.

@razor6552

45w

They strip mine kids like him in Idaho.

@Petefx86

1y↑1

It's like the soft version of the fast-food scene in falling down.

@blacjackdaniels200

48w↑3

But I want breakfast

@Petefx86

48w↑1

But you can't have it. You have to order something from the lunch menu...

@mrs.h.e.penneypacker3446

Love it.

@johnconnor3246

20w

The flinch at the end 😂

@richardcalisi9188

39w

Best show ever.

@2nostromo

1y↑54

@blacjackdaniels200

48w↑3

Hahahahah great reference
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TOAST!

@AceLM92

41w

Ha ha immediately thought of that scene

@wallymarcel1

16w

Amen. That was the original.

@mauricioysuvidatravelblogs3008

1y↑1

Name of the movie?

@ivanpopovic1266

20w

He needs his own show.

@yoochoobb

38w↑2

"Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, charge me for the sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules."
- "You want me to hold the chicken."
"Yeah. I want you to hold it between your knees."

(Jack Nicholson in Five Easy Pieces)

EDIT: nm someone already posted this - I didn't look hard enough when I searched earlier

@ianwhite4315

40w↑4

How I feel, every single moment of every single day. Except I'm not in some witty sitcom 😐

@thegrantkennedy

1y↑18

This is honestly what it’s like trying to order something off menu in Japan

@iaf010

51w↑4

Exactly the same in Germany except they are less polite and nasty about it .

@neo5973

44w

@@iaf010 for real 😂 Germans don’t understand shit when it’s comes to request different from the menu.

@katella

35w

@@iaf010 but you can get a cup of hot water anywhere...

@NathanPatra

51w

Someone kindly tell me what song's playing in the background?

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