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The band that brings so much fan and so much money that it is hard to believe… All in all it is only rock’n’roll - hangovered, full of dirty thoughts and jack daniels’s nectar. Girls love it! Music seems to be less important than junk food, cigarettes, coffee and beer but it’s not like that!!! 4 fantastic polish bukkake warriors - bring you rock music, that makes you wanna pay enormous sums of money!

Band members:
Tomasz Wolonciej
Jarek Gacek
Stanislav Wolonciej
Przemyslav Osiewicz

Influences:
coffee, cigarettes, pizza, beer & chicks

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Cracked

2y↑13

Roger’s got new merch and shirts at his very own, very honest store. Check it out! https://the-cracked-dispensary.creator-spring.com/

Takeoutant

@Hemyab 2018 cause it's new

Takeoutant

2y↑1

@Hemyab 2018 three

Hemyab 2018

2y↑1

How does this comment only have 1 like

Retard

5y↑7.7K

i'll never drink coffee again just because i don't want a middle aged man appearing in my backyard in the morning breaking the fourth wall

Perry Stockard

🤣

youtube studio sucks

I'll gift you coffee on each holiday for the rest of your life.
Your birthday included.
Your anneversity included.
The birthday of your kids included.
The birthday of your parents inculded.
You'll drown in all the coffee.

Vincent David Underhill

He’s a bit past middle age.

Khethiwe Hlophe

I'm deadddddd💀

LednacekZ

3y↑1

i would accept the old man if i would also get the pretty blonde.

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Mono832

3y↑458

I prefer decaf. Instead of being addicted to coffee and sugar at the same time, I’m just addicted to sugar

Ivan Ivanov

Oh, so you prefer to get your full nigh sleep?

Pedro Marques

@alphagt62 Yes it's a psychoactive drug, it's a substance that alters your central nervous system and can be addictive.

Henry Gustave Krausse

Sugar is a far more harmful habit than caffene

Bob Bobsen

@alphagt62 caffeine affects your brain directly. It's not a drug but that doesn't matter, it's more addicting than simple behaviours.

stardust73

Everything you hear on this channel is the cold hard truth on George Carlin level 🙈🙉🙊

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Intramotive Jones

3y↑498

“A nice warm cup of your personality.” That’s good.

Luke Bannon

2y↑1

How dare you call me a flat white! I’m a…

…oh.

Ok.

Oussama Laalou

Damn good cup of coffee

American Crow

Now we know what's wrong with Mormons.

lunsj

3y↑1

Roger slays.

Stone G. Barrow

3y↑3

Mmmmm-hmmmm......

Good to the last drop.

"Jim never vomits at home."

😊😊😊

Tebagúe King

3y↑114

The smirk on Roger's face while saying the most condescending yet truthful shit is just priceless

Mark DeBarr

3y↑1.3K

Whoever wrote this is probably really fun to talk to at a dinner party.

Sergio Winter

Still better than the basic cringe talk the majority of mankind talk in such events

TrashAim Gamer

As the cynical asshole I am I would probably have a field day.

Jeremy McAdams

@Navonod Thgink English was my worst subject so...you have a point.

Egg

@Jeremy McAdams 💀

Jan Damm Rasmussen

@R Nickerson dude i don't even have a basement do you honestly think i can afford that in this housing economy

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Jaison Joykutty

5y↑12.9K

Thank God I'm not an addict and I only drink 3-5 cups a day. I feel bad for the addicts

Jessica Daniels

@Love for good & YOU'RE* dense as hell

VG2

I knew folks who drank 6-10 cups of coffee a day. They worked 10+ hours on work days and slept for 4 hours a night. They are all younger then me. They are going to kill themselves young.

Elirien

@Dalton Perkins What the hell are talking g about? TO ME coffee stinks. Have fun being defensive.

Dalton Perkins

3y↑1

@Joshua Vead meet in moderation is actually pretty good for u but ok lmao.

Dalton Perkins

@Seamus lmfao I drink coffee with Adderall. Adderalls a good high and caffeine gives it a good kick.

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redsoxu571

3y↑151

The "honest" series basically tells the details of the message of The Good Place: that in modern society, nothing is pure and free of some kind of negative taint! Everything we love is in some way exploitative or delivers unknown or unexpected negative consequences...joy! Doesn't change that these videos are quite amusing, of course!

A L Lopez

3y↑574

I am from Honduras, while coffee is relatively cheap and intermediaries do earn more than producers, coffee producing is actually sustainable and many families live from its production since its not in the hands of large companies but of small and medium plantations.

Alison Guqin

Oh FFS lol

Raphy Jae

2y↑2

@A L Lopez what happens in your area doesn’t represent the whole industry. And your country doesn’t produce that significant and amount anyway. Go to Kenya or Ethiopia and see if they’re still saying the same thing

A L Lopez

@Ro Ek Yes it is

Ro Ek

@A L Lopez It is not.

Jason Townsend

3y↑2

Read that with a cup of Blue Pine Honduran coffee ☕

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Dr. Pepper

3y↑647

"Overpriced addictive sludge"
Are we talking about Slurpies or coffee ?

A Hippie with An attitude

Both

Thomas Smith

Roughly 5.50-8 bucks depending on size.

Seamus Quain

Yes.

kram Null

@Zoha Shaikh You have to leave a $5 tip or they use the bathroom in your cup....

Sir Rowell

3y↑1

@Gabe Quinn depends on where you go. Icees/slurpee/freeze/frosters are that price at gas stations but at Movie theaters is more expensive

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Nathan Frady

3y↑55

This man needs some sort of award simply for existing and gracing us plebeians with his awesomeness.

Matthew Shebes

5y↑2.6K

"Wet cigar boiled asphalt flavor" Priceless....

Bay Maz

But it's my way of having it. Its like a unsweetened tea

limegreensquid

It's perfect! It's easy to weed out the people with bad taste or who will eat anything if it's Popular by just looking at Coffee drinkers...

NarsFromMars

I drink coffee only once a day, in the afternoon, to fight my food coma and prevent me from having a sieata, but I never find it "delicious", it's the chocolate that makes me like it.

Ricky

Love the cigar note.

Elirien

He left out the stomach-turning "aroma".

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Steve Sloan

3y↑1

I definitely drank coffee while watching this.

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Hope They Cancel This Podcast

4y↑2.8K

“Wet cigar boiled asphalt flavor” this man deserves a 1 hour special

DebraXZ

3y↑3

It's a human thing - the consumption of mild stimulant liquid like coffee & tea has been going on, and sometimes as an intregal part of a culture, for most of recorded history. On the other hand, the old guy is funny & lands some solid punches on modern coffee consumption! Loved it😄

Hugo Brás Da Costa

I had one with that flavor in NY...

Geoff Townley

4y↑1

Asphalt Flavour phew I thought he said asshole flavoured !

CATRYNA WHITE

4y↑1

That was hilarious.

Paritosh Mehta

One line that is stuck with me till date

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silly pengie

3y↑44

Never have I been so offended by something I whole-heartedly agree with.

Mohamed Reds

3y↑30

"A nice warm cup of your personality" this guy is spitting straight up facts

theyellowmeteor

3y↑29

Should have said that sales of pumpkin flavored coffee are artificially restricted for just a few months a year to fabricate demand and drive up the prices.

candie1230

Just like peppermint around Christmas, but you can order peppermint year round, I always get peppermint mocha when I go out, most people don’t know you can order it.

Linda Rogow

3y↑1

I tried pumpkin flavor. Yeech

Ares Hera

3y↑7

I love this dude's shows, but I checked the medical literature and all evidence indicate that moderate (3 cups max) use of (caffeinated) coffee without sugar or fat contents is mildly beneficial to health, provided that one isn't sensitive to its anxiety inducing effects

TheAzynder

2y↑1

@Edward Roche' Can give you* Mine are at best very mild, usually I have none.

Edward Roche'

Withdrawal from caffeine can kill you! And in the least it will give you very bad headaches.

Super Baby

3y↑6

Doctors used to advertise Cigarettes in 60's & 80's.

Amanda Richards

3y↑19

Watching the coffee get poured into the cup......seeing him smell the beans and knowing how awesome that smell must of been.....this clip just made me want another cup of coffee. I don't know if that's a pass or fail for Roger but, whatever 🤷‍♀️. I'm off to put the kettle on now.

Starman82

3y↑2

Yes

Hector Gonzalez

3y↑25

I love watching this video.
Rogers voice is so calming.
Especially while I drink a double shot espresso cappuccino.
I can quit anytime I want!

4y↑2.8K

I'm glad I only smoke crack. Coffee is way to addictive

EagleEye

Please tell me what it smells like. My neighbors are smoking something next door and it smells hideous and makes me choke.

Solomon UnOrthodox

@JMO JENNA girl get your butt to Ohio! Lol Smurfette is the flavor of my day

JMO JENNA

3y↑1

@Pivot pictures 🤣🤣😪😪🥲🤭🤣🤣🤣😅😂😆😅😪😭😭😭😭😫😩😓😰😨😄😁😆😅🤣😂😂😂

JMO JENNA

3y↑2

@Solomon UnOrthodox Today is "og kush" 💚💨 and some "black lime" distillate on a chewy raspberry mamba ... Florida has decent "medical" finally.

And coffee. Must. Have. Coffee.

LMAO

Solomon UnOrthodox

3y↑1

@JMO JENNA color me green with envy, my moms has a green crack vape cart

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Vladimir-Savage!

I'm watching this while drinking my first cup of coffee,loving every second of it 😂

LA Hicks

3y↑7

I didn't have my first cup of addiction until I was in nursing school in my mid thirties. I thought it was disgusting but my, "so called friend" showed me how to dress up my liquid poop with flavored creamer, sugar and I was hooked!! From there, I started having health issues, (not from my delicious sludge water, I am not giving it up!!) and they progressively got worse. One thing, I started noticing was when I didn't drink my flavored hot piss water, I would start feeling better. So I weaned myself off, did you hear that? Weaned, like off a mother's teet because that's how addicted I was. I had a couple relapses, did you hear that, relapses! Everytime, my health would nose dive so I am completely off the juice and have not looked back. My health is getting so much better. I actually have energy, my own energy! I have shared this information with some of my addicted friends who are having health issues and their response is .."I am not giving up my coffee, no way" Go figure.....🙄

Super Fantastic Top 10

3y↑13

This hits close to home. I gave up cigarettes. I CAN'T give up coffee.

busterwolf2012

Same, im right there with you bro.

leintati

Properly brewed coffee without sugar or dairy drank in moderation has many health benefits. It is a drug yes addictive forming yes. However in many cases not all, the drug is not bad only bad practices.

El Ultimo

3y↑1

The US Navy found no negative health effects from coffee---Sailors sometimes drink 20 cups a day. (But idea of a jittery finger over a weapon fire-control, does make ME a bit edgy). LOL

Sparrow

3y↑13

1:38 on "If Energy Drink Ads Were Honest - Honest Ads (Monster, Red Bull, Gatorade Parody)"
"Unlike coffee and tea, which are totally natural stimulants humans have been enjoying responsibly for thousands of years ..."
In this video: Unregulated psychoactive drug

Camarada Lula

2y↑1

i think this was irony

albedo

7y↑4.8K

There is another even worse drug, that is totally legal, culturally celebrated and consumed on a daily basis: Alcohol.

Not Me Not Me

@Sari Beep o.O “alcohol isn’t bad” … how many have been killed from DUI

issustaita

@Sari Beep o.O what are you Talking about? Alcoholism destroys families, and causes fatal accidents. Alcohol is also cancerogenic.

M water_moon

@vitas75 nope. Even 1 drink a week increases risk of breast, kidney, pancreatic and liver cancers.

M water_moon

Alcohol is restricted. I have seen parents give their toddlers Coke a Cola in a bottle.

PrinceOfPlateia

THere is one worse. Feminism. ^^

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ThomasRichardHaroldson

3y↑17

“Co-operative, sustainable, organic, ethical, no, don’t ask questions, the farmers are happy and we treat them fairly, how do you know we do, because we have this certificate that says we do, and everyone knows if you have a certificate, it must be true.”

landenew

3y↑2

as a person who works at Starbucks, this is so true 😭

Justin Sherman

3y↑3

What's even more interesting is that before coffee most people used to drink beer for breakfast.

Ominus YT

4y↑6

This is the quality content we need in 2020.

Ozgar Thunderhammer

8y↑8.5K

lgreeley83

3y↑8

I watched this and immediately made myself a cup of coffee.

Nick Cox

3y↑14

Of course I'm addicted to it. It's my pre workout. Coffee and anger = best pre workout ever

Nick Cox

3y↑1

@King In Black hell yeah

King In Black

3y↑1

Especially when that anger is from you not having your coffee fix yet, amiright? 😉😄

Adam UserName

3y↑8

Honest to God, I've served crack heads before and served coffee heads. One in the same to me, jittery, rude, need their fix, un clean ( leave the coffee bar where I work a pig stye even during covid) are always almost aggressive if they don't get there way, or coffee fast enough. The dope fiends were way more chill, not every coffee head is like that either. But enough, of them are for me to make this statement.

Fraser Cluster of the UCC

3y↑3

The funniest part is watching the ads YouTube places before after. They just confirm the satirical point.

tyrannus

5y↑928

He is right, but even if he wasn't, this guy could sell me anything

Renee Simpson

I have never had a cup of their full on sugar and don't plan to. I don't see how ppl go their multiple times a day for just sugar! Guess because Im not addicted to caffeine and I don't drink coffee.

THERESTLESS

@Luiz Matos I love how you doubled down on your argument even though the video is old. "Even my more wrong today" is a given, times change.

Christien Anderson

You can get decent good organic coffee nowadays

Luiz Matos

@k9beast_12 well, It doesn't change anything. He was wrong when he said that and even more wrong today. Except for abusive price.

k9beast_12

5y↑1

@Luiz Matos dude, did you see how old this video is

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R

3y↑7

Man im so glad someone made this

Exactly how i feel about coffee

Edward Nunez

3y↑25

StarBucks telling their customers how entitled and privilege they are so they should appreciate what they get 💀💀💀💀?? Am I the only one getting that vibe?

Penultimate Name

3y↑1

Every company selling a product wants you to believe owning their product will help you stand out or feel better because of it. Starbucks is saying a Starbucks drink means you've arrived. It doesn't mean the product is bad. It certainly may suggest a premium price making the cost of entry feel exclusive. My recommendation, buy Starbucks stock.

The BlastEffect4

3y↑1

Kinda yea

mcwayfarer

3y↑5

I barely made it through this while my coffee was brewing

James Ramey

I almost broke a rib laughing damn,
Roger you are Incredible and Hilarious.!
Thanks for the information.

PhantomSoldier87 TM

3y↑10

Well I guess I'm done drinking coffee

Also me: I wonder if my drug dealer dunkin' donuts is open? 🤔

The BlastEffect4

😂

The BlastEffect4

Haah

Dauntless ASMR

4y↑2

I like my coffee to help wake me up a bit. But it has literally been 2 decades since the last time I set foot inside a Starbucks for their insanely overpriced brown stuff. And I live in NYC. It's ridiculously overpriced even by NYC standards!

The Scholar

I watch this video everyday to cope with my caffeine withdrawals. I love you Roger!

Neder Hop

3y↑96

Me: consumes anything
Roger: hi I'm roger!

King P

3y↑7

Stop running from reality!

Jennifer 873

5y↑2.5K

I guarantee all the thumbs down are from Starbucks groupies.

The diabetic panda *

@Jon Plaud no!

The diabetic panda *

4y↑1

I'm a Starbucks addict. I gave it a thumbs up because it was funny. And I gave you a thumbs up because your funny. Too deliriously happy with my coffee not to be.

Iván AC

4y↑1

Juan Valdez also

Big Bang Attack4561

@verscetti college*

BlueBoyTube

4y↑1

Or addicts that now can’t enjoy coffee anymore

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Lasse Madsen

This video actuelly makes me want my morningcoffee even more 😄

Simply Mudblood 💗

3y↑1

AS A COFFEE BEAN I CAN CONFIRM THAT THIS IS 100% ACCURATE

Lemekani Kaipambe

3y↑6

I was expecting you to mention that some types of coffee are actually picked from the droppings of some animal 😂. And this particular type is very expensive if not the most expensive.

somechinese dude

Luwak

Its marsupials or some sort rodent
Basicallly wingless bats

Rm Glover

Yes!! I forgot about that! They, like, practically force feed it to baboons, or something, and literally harvest the crap for coffee.

Huh

1Field

I needed something to reassure me not to drink coffee anymore 🤣

Richard Lanier

I'm definitely a coffee addict. My mother is as well. We will just open a new container and already have to get more for reserve because the thought of running out terrifies us. 😆

Ari B

I can’t believe how funny this stuff is 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this is gold

Spirit-walker Waters

Hilarious!!!!😆☕Thanks Roger!! I still enjoy coffee and its bitter wake up flavor... lol good job, I just subscribed

Donkee

4y↑1

Don't forget the part where many companies provide this brown gold to their staff for free as if it is a must. The addiction goes faaar up in the ranks :D

Steve Finnegan

4y↑1.2K

I once had a girlfriend tell me she would break up with me if I smoked weed, because drugs were bad. She needed her coffee every morning, enjoyed a smoke after dinner, and a beer in the evening. What a woman.

No

@n9ne breaker The nicotine, coffee and alcohol addiction will definitely keep her from accomplishing her goals and living a long, healthy life.

Blue Steel

@Some Guy The people smoking cigarettes are generally low class then those smoking weed

King Coal

@keisreeman Mmkay

keisreeman

Drugs are bad, Mmkay?

vhayashi

3y↑1

The arguments here in the comments really amazes me. Most completely missed his point. The girlfriend was a hypocrite and doing more harm to herself than he was. Doesn't matter what was legal or not. We all know marijuana has many medicinal benefits without bad side effects like cigarettes and alcohol that are pure poison. It's about taxes folks, if it's taxed, it's legal. Government doesn't care if you kill yourself. Learn to stay on point... What a bunch of idiot arguments... Shaking my head.... It's like trying to make points or argue with my kids, I remind myself that they're not going to understand because they're children with a child mindset! Sounds like a bunch of kids here... 🙄

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Patrick Reynolds

3y↑1

I rarely drink coffee but I do so love the smell of coffee in the morning.

Ali Firoozi

3y↑11

I want Roger to do my voicemail. Dude, he’s awesome!

It’s Clem Time!!

4y↑1

Fun fact. I’m actually on the way to giving up my coffee addiction. Yay!

Rex17 Ly

3y↑10

This couldn’t get anymore passive aggressive xD

BG.Dragon 1

Indeed... This dude is the strongest master of passive aggressive art.

Majestik mØØse

4y↑935

This guy could sell the Sun to itself

Seligas Outside

Sell heat to Phoenix

B. K. Hutterer

@Bill Gibs Firstly, it's Inuit, not Eskimo. Secondly, it's a well-known fact that the Inuit community here in Ottawa would definitely take offense, to say nothing about those living in and around Iqaluit, Nunavut.

Bill Gibs

@B. K. Hutterer i wonder if Eskimos would appreciate you saying Eskimo is a derogatory term.

B. K. Hutterer

@Zen VanDusen Eskimo is a derogatory term. I definitely wouldn't be telling my Inuk neighbours you said that, though.

stutts 1895

@Majestik mØØse perhaps

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Arien17k

3y↑1

I rewatch this sometimes, still awesome and valid 🤩

AJ Labbe

This is like one of those jokes that is so hilarious that it hides the truth!

KatieandKevin Sears

3y↑1

I love that hot brown liquid. I just don't go out to get it when I can brew it at home.

ellen dalla nora

My mom was the one that got me addicted to coffee a few months ago, which is somewhat ironic. She had good intentions though, and it kinda worked the way she wanted: I have trouble concentrating with online classes and coffee made me more active and responsive while studying for my exams. She didn't let me put sugar on it, so I have no idea how the coffee people actually drink tastes like, and I am thankful to her for that. I am Brazilian, so our economy is very depending on coffee and by drinking it as a native, you are keeping a couple of already poor families from starvation.

ShiftaelV2

I'm probably one of the few caffeine addicts that will readily admit I'm addicted but I prefer the cold, pre-made stuff, so I don't have to add anything to it, just a good shake to get the coffee taste mostly away, and enjoy!
Also, I wouldn't mind him interrupting my caffeine fix, at all!!

Kage6415

Roger needs to come out of retirement and do one for loot boxes so he can claim that they are "Ethically ethic"

Sophie Render

I like the fact I’m only addicted to sugar cos the mere smell of coffee is enough to knock me sick. I tried it once and gagged. I tried it again in a frapè and still gagged cos I could still taste the bitter ash-like taste mixed in with the sweet flavourings 🤢 I’d rather have a chocolate milkshake like the child I am 😂

Milan Djuric

3y↑1

I wish Roger would make some new stuff. I watched all of them a long time ago

Paulo Nideck

6y↑517

I actually watched this while high on coffee ☕️

The BlastEffect4

@KalElKryptonsFinest Hahah

The BlastEffect4

Hahaha

Taha Zaki

i was at tea

Jeffery Williams

I started making some coffee about 20 seconds in yum

Luke M

High on coffee he says 😂

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Peter Weishaupt

Very funny. Well written. "It let's you plausibly deny that your happiness fix relies on somebody else's misery..."

ali sardo

3y↑2

Those lucky countries massively producing coffee, were treated generously gifted by mother nature 😎

PickledSpaghettiWaifu

3y↑8

quitting caffiene was painful. I locked myself in the bathroom tub when the heaache started so that i would not give in. This was on day 2. the headache just got slowly worse and worse as i laid there wishing i could sleep it off.

Boheemington McGhee

@David Silva it helps w/ the headaches because you’re addicted and going through withdrawals and then when you finally drink it your withdrawals go away and so does the headache

David Silva

3y↑2

i hate coffee with a passion but could never give up caffeine. It has some positive side effects like helping with headaches.

Jean Alptraum

Well you missed about a gajillion side effects of coffee ranging from tooth degradation to stomach cancer 😂😂

Hermetic Kitten ASMR

4y↑1.8K

Thank you Youtube for this daily dose of asphalt flavored grace

DANTHETUBEMAN

My two favorite central nervous system stimulus coffee ☕ and you tubes!!

AndersonPEM

Don't forget the wet cigar :P

Byron Spears

@Meda Halmaciu yes, its a neutral tastes for me, more like black licorice root.. But if I had to describe it into words. You said it.😇

Meda Halmaciu

I actually like this wet cigar taste. No sugar or milk added.

Vincent David Underhill

Mmm ASMR me, baby doll

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Mars

4y↑21

"a nice warm cup of your personality."

I-
😂
Damn

BlueHooloovoo

I always laugh at people who say they want to "save the planet" but carry a giant mug of coffee around with no clue about the environmental impact of consuming coffee on a daily basis.

Echo§igma

I love my coffee, always have always will....but this guy aint wrong. I too have considered his talking points, but to hear it out loud, wow.

Lee Montgomery

Roger needs to be invited to parties.😂

Desmond Jordan

4y↑896

'Your name butchered written on it'. Spat my coffee out at that point. I am now licking it off the floor but I am not addicted.

Johan Runfeldt

You certainly can quit anytime you want.

I'll punch you In the face

If you ever do show signs of having addictions, then we gonna have to take a leg

гарненькадівчина puellam servum ad dominum

3y↑4

Good to know you don't have a problem

Case Mercer

3y↑2

Same...

Sri Raghav Tanikella

3y↑1

lol

William Bentz

These honest ads are usually pretty funny for the first 30 seconds before they start repeating the same joke over and over.

Doug Quaid

3y↑1

Now I want a cup of coffee so bad.

butlernov2006

Roger is the only person to successfully give me clarity and saved me financially. I'm being serious. Thank you, Roger.

Gaurav Prateek

Wooooow. Sir, you are literally giving to the world the thing they need, the way they need it to be served. Hats off.

missylouise321

5y↑1.1K

He forgot the major poo you have to take within an hour...or is that just me?

JJ Ryan

Your body might be conditioned.....wake up, coffee, BM. If it happens every time you drink coffee maybe it doesn't suit you. But one good movement a day is needed for good health.

RC286

coffee keeps you regular, half hour or less for me. i would rather that first thing in the morning than having it creep up in the middle of a 2hr meeting just after mid break has finished....

Wesley Myers

Oh hell yes and sometimes its instant diarra. No warning just flops out.

HeyPeeps ImLizzie

Hey, coffee poops are some of the best poops I've ever done!

The Overlord

4y↑1

3y↑7

Roger's passive aggression is what I'm addicted to..glad he's back

Dogman Horror & Scifi

He's great.

DANTHETUBEMAN

Drinking coffee ☕🤣 watching this and loving it 😋

Crime Scene Consumer

3y↑3

“A nice warm cup of your personality” damn that’s great lol

danbuter

5y↑408

This series with Roger is probably the best stuff on youtube. :)

kateryna mukhina

5y↑1

He is going to heaven, he is literally the antitode to the lies and marketing. I can literally hear the angels sing.....i sound like an old person but I am 31. )

Farhad M

Agree

Peter Brülls

Larry Paris nothing. He’s selling our eyeballs for a slice of that sweet ad money.

Mo Man

Ron Watson Yup, that’s the exact point.

R Watson

5y↑7

That Roger guy has absolutely brilliant delivery! He is able to say all sorts of horrific things and yet he sounds and looks like he's offering you the best thing going.

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Martin Nelson

3y↑1

I love coffee even more now. Thank Roger.

Shikhastruth

It’s 5:08 am in the morning and I will still brew the McDonald’s brand coffee I have at home….because I need it 😂

Jacqueline Jay

I stopped drinking coffee last week Monday through Friday. I had some this weekend cause I have some gift cards and it was offered to me at my moms house. I've been drinking coffee every single day for all my life. I didn't get any headaches. I am drinking ZipFizz instead. So far so good.

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