Two Pints
Buckethead Lyrics

Hey mister bartender give me a drink
I wanna cold wet glass with bubbles in it
And that doesn't mean I can't handle anything stronger now
Just think I'll wait a while.

I'll have a pint of lager please
And a pack of flakies
Give me a pint of lager please
And a can of baked beans

So hey misses tongue driver give us a squeeze
But put your coat back down 'cause I ain't ready to leave
This doesn't mean I don't wanna take you back
You'll just have to wait for that

I'll have a pint of lager please
A complimentary striptease
Give me a pint of lager please
And a bag of green peas

Take me to the kebab hut!

So fill me up with flakes of manky mutton
High up to the top
And don't be putting veg on that
Don't want no cabbage patch kebab
A dab of ketchup, make it red
And please make sure the sheep is dead
And throw some peppers in the bag

"Would you like chili sauce on that?"


And a pint of lager please
With a pack of flakies
Give me a pint of lager please
Some soft scoop ice cream

So hey mister cab driver
Give me some breeze
It's been a long long night and it's repeating on me
And that doesn't mean it's time.... to.....
You know what I mean?
Just open the window Geez

I'll have a pint of lager please
Don't give a monkey's
Give me a pint of lager please
And some processed cheese


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Comments from YouTube:

Misato Katsuragi

Every episode is on BBC iPlayer

Marcus Easton smith

Shan Lloyd true this year

Shan Lloyd

Aaliyah H it’s returning for one-off special

Aaliyah H

Done the whole series in about a week, i was a teen when it came out but sadly didnt discover it back then! :(

Dawn Rogers

And I’m ploughing through them all like a pig in muck!

Eric Saylor

Damn. As an American watching Two Pints, some of that theme song was just opaque...impossible to figure out. Thanks.


you have to be british to understand the drinking them in the song

Jay Cartwright

This show was great


Is that the godfather :0

Thomas Fluskey

Gotta love the North

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