My Camera Never Lies
Bucks Fizz Lyrics

Ah click click, ah click click
The sound of the camera shutter clicking, capturing the moment and freezing it into a photograph.

I've been checking you up
I have been keeping an eye on you and your actions.

I've been tracking you down
I have been following your every move, trying to find out what you are up to.

Funny all the things that I've found
I have discovered things or situations that are unexpected or amusing.

Was it any surprise, didn't you realise, I must apologise
Did it come as a shock to you? Didn't you know that I was observing your actions? I am sorry if this causes you any discomfort.

(It doesn't matter any more) to you
My observations and discoveries may no longer be of importance or relevance to you.

('Cause everything you tell me is boring)
I find the information you provide to be tiresome and uninteresting.

Nothings gonna throw me now
Nothing can surprise or halt me from continuing to observe and track your actions.

(It doesn't matter what I say) to you
My words or possible warnings may no longer be of consequence to you.

('Cause you've got that look in your eyes)
I see a certain expression or feeling in your gaze that implies disregard or indifference.

The camera never lies
A photograph can accurately and objectively capture a moment, without deception or exaggeration.

My camera never lies
The photographs I take are always truthful and accurate representations of the situation.

So I'll put you in the picture and cut it down to size
I will enable you to understand the complete, truthful picture, even if this means exposing parts of it that you may not like or expect.

(Try to cover the trail, try to head for the line)
You are attempting to conceal your actions to avoid being caught or held accountable.

Wonder why you're wasting your time
I question why you are putting in effort for something that is ultimately futile, as I am capable of discovering the truth.

(With another disguise - cos there's no compromise)
You are attempting to change your appearance or behavior to avoid being recognized and caught, but there is no middle ground or willingness to negotiate with me on this.

(When the negative is dry)
Once the photograph is developed, there is concrete proof of the situation that cannot be distorted or denied.

(It doesn't matter what I do) for you
Any action I take on your behalf may no longer be appreciated, as you have become indifferent or disinterested.

('Cause every time you take me I'm sleeping)
Whenever you spend time with me, I am figuratively or literally sleeping, indicating that your actions do not impact me.

You're never gonna shake me now
You will not be able to escape my observation and tracking of your actions.

(It doesn't matter how I try) for you
Any effort I put into pleasing or helping you may not be appreciated or reciprocated.

(I can see by the look in your eyes)
Through your expression, I can see that you do not value or appreciate my efforts.

(My camera oh oh)
A playful repetition of the importance and reliability of the camera in revealing the truth.

There's nothing worth lying for
There is no reason to deceive or lie, as the truth can be revealed through the use of the camera and observations.

(Ah click click, ah click click) My camera, my camera, my camera never lies
A repetition and emphasis on the importance and trustworthiness of the tools used to uncover the truth and observe actions.

Lies oh, oh, oh, oh
A playful reference to the use of deception and the antithesis of the importance of the camera and fully accurate representation of events.

My camera never lies anymore ('Cause there's nothing worth lying for)
Reiteration of the fact that there is no reason or excuse to use deception or lies when the truth can always be uncovered through the use of the camera.