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I'll Never Tell
Buffy Lyrics
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This is the man that I plan to entangle
Isn't he fine?
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle
Vengeance was mine!
But I'm out of the biz
The name I made, I'll trade for his
I'll never tell
XANDER
She is the one, she's such wonderful fun
Such passion and grace
Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight โ
Embrace! Tight embrace!
I'll never let her go
The love we've known can only grow
There's just one thing that โ
No, I'll never tell
ANYA AND XANDER
'Cause there's nothing to tell
ANYA
He snores
XANDER
She wheezes
ANYA
Say "housework" and he freezes
XANDER
She eats these skeazy cheeses that I can't describe
ANYA
I talk, he breezes
XANDER
She doesn't know what pleases
ANYA
His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe!
ANYA AND XANDER
The vibe gets kind of scary
XANDER
Like she thinks I'm ordinary
ANYA
Like it's all just temporary
XANDER
Like her toes are kind of hairy
ANYA AND XANDER
But it's all very well
'Cause, God knows, I'll never tell!
ANYA
When things get rough, he
Just hides behind his Buffy!
Now look, he's getting huffy
'Cause he knows that I know.
XANDER
She clings
She's needy
She's also really greedy
She never ...
ANYA
His eyes are beady!
XANDER
This is my verse, hello!?
She ...
ANYA (Spoken)
Look at me! I'm dancing crazy!
ANYA AND XANDER
You know
XANDER
You're quite the charmer
ANYA
My knight in armor
XANDER
You're the cutest of the Scoobies
With your lips as red as rubies
And your firm, yet supple โ
Tight embrace!
ANYA
He's swell
XANDER
She's sweller
ANYA
He'll always be my feller
XANDER
That's why I'll never tell her
That I'm petrified
ANYA
I've read this tale
There's wedding, then betrayal
I know there'll come the day
I'll want to run and hide
ANYA AND XANDER
I lied
I said it's easy
I've tried
But there's these fears I can't quell
XANDER
Is she looking for a pot of gold?
ANYA
Will I look good when I've gotten old?
XANDER
Will our lives become too stressful
If I'm never that successful?
ANYA
Will I get so worn and wrinkly
That I look like David Brinkley?
XANDER
Am I crazy?
ANYA
Am I dreamin'?
XANDER
Am I marrying a demon?
ANYA AND XANDER
We can really raise the beam in making marriage a hell
So thank God I'll never tell!
I swear that I'll never tell!
XANDER
My lips are sealed
ANYA
I take the Fifth
XANDER
Nothing to see
Move it along
ANYA AND XANDER
I'll never โ
Tell!
"I'll Never Tell" is a duet performed by Xander and Anya from the musical episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, entitled "Once More With Feeling." The lyrics reveal the fears and anxieties that both characters feel before their impending marriage. Anya expresses concern that Xander's past with vengeance will negatively impact their relationship, while Xander worries about growing old and unsuccessful with Anya. The song is meant to be humorous and satirical, poking fun at the anxieties of marriage.
The first part of the song is sung by Anya, expressing her desire for Xander and her regret for leaving her former demon ways behind. She wants to claim fame by entangling Xander in a relationship, but she fears that his past may ruin their future together. Xander's part follows, as he describes Anya's positive traits, but also admits to his own fears and doubts about their future. Together, they sing about their insecurities and uncertainties in their relationship, concluding with the decision to never reveal their fears to each other.
Overall, "I'll Never Tell" is a satirical commentary on the anxiety of marriage, featuring lighthearted and humorous lyrics. The song ultimately foreshadows the eventual betrayal and end of Xander and Anya's relationship, as their fears are never properly addressed before they say their vows.
Line by Line Meaning
This is the man that I plan to entangle, Isn't he fine?
Anya is excited about her wedding; she admires her husband-to-be
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle, Vengeance was mine!
While Anya was a revenge demon she was known for violence and destruction.
But I'm out of the biz, The name I made, I'll trade for his, The only trouble is โ I'll never tell
Anya is happy to be out of the vengeance demon business, however, she won't reveal her new life's personal details.
She is the one, she's such wonderful fun, Such passion and grace, Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight โ Embrace! Tight embrace!
Xander is in love with his fiancรฉ and finds her delightful, passionate, and affectionate.
I'll never let her go, The love we've known can only grow, There's just one thing that โ No, I'll never tell
Xander is committed to staying with his lover and believes their love will continue to grow, but he won't divulge what the problem is.
'Cause there's nothing to tell
Anya and Xander acknowledge there is nothing to verbally express. It is all good for them.
He snores
Anya's future husband has a snoring problem.
She wheezes
Anya snidely points out Xander's fiance has a lung problem.
Say 'housework' and he freezes
Anya's future husband has a problem with housework and often avoids it.
She eats these skeazy cheeses that I can't describe
Xander does not like Anya's food options, particularly her cheese selections.
I talk, he breezes, She doesn't know what pleases, His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe!
Anya and Xander seem to have relationship issues with communication, sexual fulfillment, and sexual health.
The vibe gets kind of scary, Like she thinks I'm ordinary, Like it's all just temporary, Like her toes are kind of hairy
Anya and Xander fear they are not right for each other and worry that their relationship is bound to end.
But it's all very well, 'Cause, God knows, I'll never tell!
Anya and Xander have problems in their relationship, but instead of facing them, they avoid them by not discussing them.
When things get rough, he Just hides behind his Buffy! Now look, he's getting huffy, Cause he knows that I know.
Anya feels like her fiancรฉ hides behind his best friend Buffy when faced with problems, and she feels that he gets upset when she points this out.
This is my verse, hello!? She ... Look at me! I'm dancing crazy! You know
Anya interrupts Xander's verse to express her own excitement in a dance.
You're quite the charmer, My knight in armor, You're the cutest of the Scoobies, With your lips as red as rubies, And your firm, yet supple โ Tight embrace!
Xander acknowledges his lover's positive qualities, her charming nature, her good looks, her attractive lips, her plump body, and her tight embrace.
He's swell, She's sweller, He'll always be my feller, That's why I'll never tell her That I'm petrified
Anya shares her opinion about Xander: he is a great guy and her feller; however, Xander won't tell her his true feelings about the upcoming wedding.
I've read this tale, There's wedding, then betrayal, I know there'll come the day, I'll want to run and hide, I lied, I said it's easy, I've tried, But there's these fears I can't quell
Anya knows most love stories lead to disappointment. She fears the day will come when she'll hate being married to Xander, which contradicts her previous claims that everything is easy.
Is she looking for a pot of gold?
Xander questions whether his future wife is interested in getting rich.
Will I look good when I've gotten old?
Anya is worried about aging and how she might look in old age.
Will our lives become too stressful, If I'm never that successful?
Xander is concerned about career success since he doesn't want it to negatively affect their lives together.
Will I get so worn and wrinkly, That I look like David Brinkley?
Anya has concerns about aging and how it'll affect her appearance.
Am I crazy? Am I dreamin'? Am I marrying a demon?
Xander expresses his fears of getting married and possibly marrying the wrong person.
We can really raise the beam in making marriage a hell, So thank God I'll never tell! I swear that I'll never tell!
Anya and Xander realize they might ruin their marriage since their problems seem to outweigh their happiness, but instead of dealing with all the issues, they choose to sweep them under the rug by never talking about them.
My lips are sealed, I take the Fifth, Nothing to see, Move it along, I'll never โ Tell!
Anya and Xander refuse to talk about their problems and hide them from everyone, even themselves.
Contributed by Andrew P. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
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ANYA: This is the man
That I plan to entangle
Isn't he fine?
My claim to fame
Was to maim and to mangle,
Vengeance was mine
But I'm out of the biz
The name I made I'll trade for his
The only trouble is
I'll never tell
XANDER: She is the one
She's such wonderful fun
Such passion and grace
Warm in the night
When I'm right in her tight...
EMBRACE! Tight embrace!
I'll never let her go
The love we've known can only grow
There's just one thing that--
No.
I'll never tell.
BOTH: Cause there's nothing to tell...
ANYA: He snores
XANDER: She wheezes
ANYA: Say 'housework' and he freezes
XANDER: She eats these skeezy cheeses
That I can't describe
ANYA: I talk, he breezes
XANDER: She doesn't know what 'please' is
ANYA: His penis got diseases
From a Chumash tribe
BOTH: The vibe gets kind of scary
XANDER: Like she thinks I'm ordinary
ANYA: Like it's all just temporary
XANDER: Like her toes are kinda hairy
BOTH: but it's all very well
Cause God knows I'll never tell
ANYA: When things get rough he
Just hides behind his Buffy
Now look, he's gettin' huffy
Cause he knows that I know
XANDER: She clings, she's needy
She's also really greedy
She never
ANYA: His eyes are beady!
XANDER: This is my verse, Hello!
She
ANYA: Look at me, I'm dancing crazy!
BOTH: You know
XANDER: You're quite the charmer
ANYA: My knight in armor
XANDER: You're the cutest of the Scoobies
With your lips as red as rubies
And your firm yet supple...
Tight embrace!
ANYA: He's swell.
XANDER: She's sweller.
ANYA: He'll always be my feller
XANDER: That's why I'll never tell her
That I'm petrified
ANYA: I've read this tale
There's wedding then betrayal
I know that come the day I'll want to run and hide
BOTH: I lied
I said it's easy
I've tried
But there's these fears I can't quell
XANDER: Is she looking for a pot of gold?
ANYA: Will I look good when I've gotten old?
XANDER: Will our lives become too stressful
If I'm never that successful?
ANYA: When I get so worn and wrinkly
That I look like David Brinkley?
XANDER: Am I crazy?
ANYA: Am I dreamin'?
XANDER: Am I marrying a demon?
BOTH: We could really raise the beam
In making marriage a hell, so thank God
I'll Never Tell
I swear that
I'll Never Tell
XANDER: My lips are sealed.
ANYA: I'll take the fifth.
XANDER: Nothing to see
Move it along
BOTH: I'll Never
Tell
@JageshemashFTW
The ironic thing is, this song is all about how they donโt want to burden each other with their fears of being married to each other. But because the song outright forces them to vent about it, they actually manage to see the other is just as scared as they are, so they actually manage to bond over it and actually feel better despite that fear. God, I love this episode.
@eilazerbe
Me, too XD
@goawayleavemealone2880
Indeed and this probably my fave song, along side Under Your Spell. Another great moment foreshadowing.
Although stupid I also really like 'They got the mustard out".
@connorchisholm4418
Love the episode but honestly slightly bummed that them airing their fears didnโt put them to rest and they could you know actually get married
@connorchisholm4418
Some of Xanders linens in this song are accurate about anya why is he marrying her if he knows sheโs a demon and sheโs greedy if these things are his fears
@connorchisholm4418
Am I marrying a demon yes u moron
@xickyr1611
"Will you still make me waffles when we're married?"
"No. I'll only make them for myself, but by California Law, you will own half of them.",, xD
@gibsondanny
Yup. We all watched the video.
@steights78
@@gibsondanny Why such a turd? lmao.
@Half_Blood_Hufflepuff
Love that line