Sorry Fuckers
Busdriver Lyrics

I'm at my tittie signing at the Barnes Nobles
I'm currently at a book signing event, specifically for my album titled 'tittie', which is being held at Barnes & Noble.

You brown-nose but your downloads only show marginal growth
Although you flatter and kiss up to me, your music downloads only have a slight improvement in popularity.

Why do you dress like a lesbian welder?
You dress in a way that does not align with the societal norms of fashion, specifically similar to that of a female welder who identifies as a lesbian.

Only a middle-aged woman looks sexy in elk fur
Wearing elk fur as a fashion statement is only attractive to women of middle-age.

You get injured at the hipster bar
You sustain an injury while in attendance at a bar that is frequented by hipsters.

I hit you with a ninja star and then I speed off in my car
I throw a sharp metal throwing star at you, and then quickly drive away in my automobile.

My life is like a day-to-day porn shoot
My daily experiences and interactions are similar to those involved in the production of pornographic films.

You'll mayday for more troops when I say 'Sorry Fuckers'
When I utter the phrase 'Sorry Fuckers', you will be in such a negative state that you will request additional support or assistance.

See that girl, she's a great lay with her scorched roots
Observe that female, for she is quite skilled in sexual activities despite her damaged and burned hair roots.

Plus she's got a grade-A horse caboose
Additionally, she has an exceptional and desirable large buttocks resembling that of a horse.

That's my lady! I just squeeze her cheeks
That woman belongs exclusively to me, and I often touch and apply pressure to her buttocks.

While you sit and twitch like a Jesus freak
As you remain in a state of unease, constantly fidgeting and appearing similar to a religious zealot.

You're from Hollywood; you get your sphincter bleached
As a resident of Hollywood, you undergo a process to lighten up the skin surrounding the anus.

Sit your ass home and eat your quiche
Stay at your place of residence and consume a traditional French dish consisting of eggs and cheese.

I'm the dude that your girl would be pleased to meet
I am the type of person that your significant other would enjoy encountering and interacting with.

She'll want to suck me off with those beaver teeth
She will have an immense desire to perform oral sex on me using her large, prominent front teeth.

But I decline the offer. I drive a flying saucer
However, I refuse the aforementioned request, because I operate a spacecraft capable of interplanetary travel.

To perform on neighboring moons
I use my spacecraft to travel to and perform on nearby moons.

And do the giddy-up with some iffy slut
I engage in sexual intercourse with a questionable and unreliable partner.

Who's drinking pick-me-ups out of those Dixie cups
That partner is consuming alcoholic beverages from inexpensive and disposable paper cups.

To the young boozer, and the drug user
This situation is familiar to those who frequently indulge in alcohol and drugs.

But the syringe on the baking teaspoon
Although a syringe is present on top of the teaspoon, it is actually intended for playing music that will increase blood sugar levels.

That means play this it'll spike your blood sugar
This is an indication that playing the music will cause a rapid increase in glucose levels in the bloodstream.

I'll have your soul mate tied to the sub woofer
I will have your perfect romantic partner bound to the artist system intended for low-frequency sounds.

You squares fucked up plus your haircut sucks
You, a boring and uninteresting person, have made a mistake and furthermore have an unappealing hairstyle.

Watch you girl upchuck
Observe as your significant other vomits.

We get their thumbs up
We receive positive feedback and approval from others.

Make 'em cry bleed, dry heave
We have the ability to cause individuals to express negative emotions including crying, bleeding, and vomiting, often concurrently.

We'll extract the bitch in you
We will remove or eliminate the unlikable or negative aspect of your character.

And dictate what you listen to
Additionally, we will determine and control the music that you consume and enjoy.

Give them face time with unloved lady's men
Provide these individuals with a brief period of interaction with men who are not desirable to women.

Eschewing life through a dumb 80's trend
Rejecting societal norms and living in a state of ignorance and out of touch with modern times while clinging to outdated fashion and trends characteristic of the 1980s.

With a litany of pop culture reference points
Containing an extensive list of popular cultural touchstones and references.

My tenor voice will make the women all wet and moist
My high-pitched singing voice will sexually arouse women, causing them to become wet and lubricated.

You act gender bent
Your mannerisms and behaviors are not typical of your gender, and may appears as though you are challenging or rejecting traditional gender roles.

While I'm wrestling with women in boxers with leopard print
Meanwhile, I am physically fighting with women, wearing undergarments resembling shorts in the style of leopard patterns.

And yes, that's me arching a pouring glass at the tee off
Indeed, that is me leaning back and pouring a drink from a cup while preparing to take a shot in golf.

Me getting the boarding pass at the kiosk
Performing the act of obtaining a ticket for boarding a flight at an electronic machine located in the airport.

Me eating fish with French cream sauce
I am currently in the process of consuming fish served with a sauce made from French cream.

Be celebrated at the confetti toss
Celebrate a moment of success or joyous occasion by releasing confetti and other small decorative particles into the air.

I'm waving from the Project Blowed parade float
While riding on a parade float as part of the Project Blowed program, I am waving to the crowd below.

Completely nude under my raincoat
I am fully unclothed beneath my waterproof coat intended for use in rainy weather.

While you're in your backpacker entrapments
You are currently stuck in a particular genre and subculture of hip-hop music and fashion styles, typically associated with those who often travel with backpacks.

Battle rapping with a series of gay jokes
Engage in a confrontation through spoken word performance, utilizing a sequence of insulting jokes about homosexual individuals.

You're welcomed to peep game
You are allowed to witness or observe my actions and behavior in order to gain knowledge or understanding.

But when they start riding the jock they seldom deplane
However, when individuals begin to flatter and imitate my style, they rarely depart or stop associating with me.

A deceased cock, a pudding geyser
A flaccid penis, and a sudden and rapid ejaculation resembling that of a geyser of pudding.

The hung dong's the swung baton of the womanizer
The length and size of a man's penis is equivalent to the handling of a stick or baton by someone who has great success and experience with attracting and seducing women.

But for my bitches it's a springboard
However, in regards to the women that I associate with, this characteristic becomes a means for gaining or advancing in their respective careers or personal goals.

To a place where dreams are forged
This success allows them to reach a metaphorical location or goal previously only accessible in their dreams.

And I'll smack these geeky young twerps
I will deliver a physical blow to these inexperienced and socially awkward individuals.

Out of their medium shirts
Resulting in the forceful removal or removal of their shirts of average size.