Orgasm Addict
Buzzcocks Lyrics

Well, you tried it just for once found it all right for kicks
You experimented with having an orgasm and it felt good in the moment

But now you found out that it's a habit that sticks
However, you've realized that it's become a habit that you can't shake

And you're an orgasm addict, you're an orgasm addict
Now you can't stop seeking out and having orgasms, making you an addict

Sneaking in the back door with dirty magazines
You've resorted to sneaking around and hiding your sexual habits

Now your mother wants to know 'bout all those stains on your jeans
Your behavior has become noticeable to others, even resulting in questioning from your mother

You get in a heat, you get in a sulk
You experience intense desire for sexual release, but also become irritable or sulky when unable to have an orgasm

But you still keep a-beating your meat to pulp
Despite potential negative consequences, you continue to masturbate frequently and heavily

You're a kid Casanova, you're no Joseph
You view yourself as a skilled seducer, but not necessarily a romantic or committed partner

It's a labor of love fucking yourself to death
You engage in sexual activity to an extreme extent, potentially putting yourself at risk

You're makin' out with school kids
You engage in sexual activity with minors

Winos and heads of state
You have sex with people from all walks of life, regardless of their status or situation

You even made it with the lady who puts the little plastic bobbins on the Christmas cakes
You are not discerning with your partners and will have sex with anyone, even someone with a seemingly innocuous profession

Butchers' assistants and bellhops
You have sex with anyone who is available, regardless of their profession or role in society

You've had them all here and there
You've had sex with a wide variety of people, in various locations and settings

Children of God and their joy strings
You've had sex with people who are religious, and may even be attracted to the joy or pleasure they experience from it

International women with no body hair
You've had sex with women from around the world who may have differing cultural norms or preferences

Ooh, so whether you're asking in an alley and your voice ain't steady
You are willing to engage in risky or unsafe sexual activity, even potentially asking strangers for sex

Your sex mechanic's rough, you're more than ready
You are eager and willing to engage in sexual activity without concern for your own safety or comfort

You're an orgasm addict, you're an orgasm addict
Through it all, you remain addicted to seeking out and having orgasms

Johnny want fuckie always and all ways
The artist introduces a new character, Johnny, who is similarly addicted to sex and seeking it out consistently

He's got the energy, he will remain
Johnny has the drive and stamina to continue seeking out sex and engaging in it frequently

He's an orgasm addict, he's an orgasm addict
Like the artist, Johnny is an addict to having orgasms

He's always at it
Johnny is always looking for or engaging in sexual activity

He's always at it
Repetition of the previous line for emphasis

And he's an orgasm addict
Johnny, like the singer, is addicted to having orgasms