Mustache Man
Cake Lyrics


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Launching loony thoughts into the bending of your mind
You reach for something high but it's a mountain that you find
He's a king dust demon with an icepick smile
His music fills your feathers as you feel your passions fly

With the mustache man on the carpet of his van
You can feel your fatty tissues giving way to sweaty hands
And the woofers keep distorting and the tweeters kiss the girls
His horn-rimmed glasses lights a square beneath his curls

I have wasted so much time
I have wasted so much time

He is like a politician who is practicing a speech
He is racing, he is pacing, he is sleeping on his beat
As the sky begins to darken and the waves begin to roll
You can feel the oceans rising as you're losing all control

And meanwhile back at the Candlerock Lounge
It is past 11:30 and your friends are getting down
They're applying purple eyeshadow, drinking warm beer
They're wondering where you went to when you told them you'd be here

I have wasted so much time
I have wasted so much time





I have wasted so much time
I have wasted so much time

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Cake's "Mustache Man" exude a sense of confusion and disorientation in the face of a manic mustached man who seemingly dominates everything around him. The imagery is surreal, with "launching loony thoughts into the bending of your mind" and "music fills your feathers as you feel your passions fly," suggesting a loss of control as the mustache man takes over. The singer feels that they have wasted so much time, perhaps referring to the time they spent following this madman.


The mustache man is depicted as a "king dust demon," with his smile wielded like an icepick, suggesting danger and instability. The imagery continues, as the singer finds themselves in the carpeted van, feeling their "fatty tissues" give way to sweaty hands. The chaotic scene is further emphasized by the "woofers keep distorting and the tweeters kiss the girls," painting a picture of a driven beat that is disorienting and unfamiliar.


The second verse continues the sense of chaos, suggesting that the mustache man is like a politician practicing a speech, racing and pacing, sleeping on his beat. The steady rise of the oceans is a further metaphor for the chaos and loss of control, contrasting the frantic energy of the music.


Meanwhile, back at the Candlerock Lounge, the singer's friends are getting down and applying purple eyeshadow, while they wonder where the singer is. The sense of missing out is palpable, concluding with the refrain "I have wasted so much time," suggesting that we can never truly know if we have spent our time wisely until it's too late.


Line by Line Meaning

Launching loony thoughts into the bending of your mind
Filling your mind with craziness, making you think in unpredictable ways


You reach for something high but it's a mountain that you find
Trying to achieve something great but facing unexpected obstacles


He's a king dust demon with an icepick smile
A mysterious figure with a chilling and intimidating presence


His music fills your feathers as you feel your passions fly
His music inspires and drives you to pursue your desires


With the mustache man on the carpet of his van
In the company of the strange and enigmatic musician in his van


You can feel your fatty tissues giving way to sweaty hands
Feeling nervous and uncomfortable in the situation


And the woofers keep distorting and the tweeters kiss the girls
The music equipment is malfunctioning and producing unpleasant sounds


His horn-rimmed glasses lights a square beneath his curls
The musician's glasses highlight his unique and quirky appearance


He is like a politician who is practicing a speech
A comparison to someone rehearsing or preparing for an important event


He is racing, he is pacing, he is sleeping on his beat
Feeling anxious and restless while trying to maintain a rhythm or pace


As the sky begins to darken and the waves begin to roll
A description of an approaching storm or difficult situation


You can feel the oceans rising as you're losing all control
Emphasizing the feeling of helplessness and chaos in a situation


And meanwhile back at the Candlerock Lounge
Shifting the focus to a different location and situation


It is past 11:30 and your friends are getting down
Implying that others are partying and enjoying themselves


They're applying purple eyeshadow, drinking warm beer
Detailing the scene and setting for context


They're wondering where you went to when you told them you'd be here
Suggesting that the artist has abandoned their plans or social obligations


I have wasted so much time
A recurring theme throughout the song, highlighting regret and lost opportunities


I have wasted so much time
A repetition of the same theme


I have wasted so much time
Reemphasizing the same regret




Lyrics © Wixen Music Publishing, BMG Rights Management
Written by: VINCENT ROBERT DIFIORE, JOHN M MCCREA, XAN DIEUDONNE MCCURDY, CHRISTOPHER GABRIEL NELSON

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Zach J

Launching loony thoughts into the bending of your mind
You reach for something high but it's a mountain that you find
He's a king dust demon with an icepick smile
His music fills your feathers as you feel your passions fly
With the mustache man on the carpet of his van
You can feel your fatty tissues giving way to sweaty hands
And the woofers keep distorting and the tweeters kiss the girls
His horn-rimmed glasses lights a square beneath his curls
I have wasted so much time
I have wasted so much time
He is like a politician who is practicing a speech
He is racing, he is pacing, he is sleeping on his beat
As the sky begins to darken and the waves begin to roll
You can feel the oceans rising as you're losing all control
And meanwhile back at the Candlerock Lounge
It is past 11:30 and your friends are getting down
They're applying purple eyeshadow, drinking warm beer
They're wondering where you went to when you told them you'd be here
I have wasted so much time
I have wasted so much time
I have wasted so much time
I have wasted so much time



All comments from YouTube:

sneedle

this song was like the theme song of my middle school years, i heard it on an american dad episode and once i found the whole song i was hooked. i always had this song playing on loop on my laptop whenever i was doing homework, if i was doing literally anything, i'd have this song playing on crappy little earbuds that hardly worked. this song is still an absolute joy to listen to even now

JMacSD

Damn you should have been one of my kids, those jerks won't listen to any Cake songs voluntarily.

miss darla

Criminally underrated band. Love CAKE!

Zen Jenga

they still got it. such an awesome band with a very original sound. John McCrea is a genius.

mattc2653

I don’t even think it’s as much being a genius as it is having the balls to stick to ur guns and make something unique over making something that will sell. But yeah genius stuff I love cake

SURLY BADGERS

so true

Blue

This is my favorite song of Cake..laugh so hard when I watch the MV and listen to this song~ Happy happy vibes! 😎❤💯

Nate Walking

One of the best bands I've ever seen alive. Incredible fun. When they played The Distance as the encore it was such a blast of emotion and energy that I was crying.

ADRIAN

CAKE....Unique Sound....Great Musicians, Great Songs, Great Video Clips.....Great Band.

Michelle Warren

CAKE:  One of Sacramento's finest bands!Love Sacramento, proud to be 4th Generation Sacramento native.my son 5th Generation :-)

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