Open Wide
Calvin Harris featuring Big Sean Lyrics

Lookin' at your last text
Starting off by referring to a text message.

Damn did you even really mean it?
Questioning the sincerity of the text message.

Did you even look through it, did you even read it?
Doubting if the recipient actually read and comprehended the message.

I been breakin' up with girls since I was 15
Reflecting on a history of breakups since a young age.

It's the only thing that hasn't got easier
Acknowledging that breaking up still remains an unpleasant experience.

A rubber is the only thing that ever came between us
Hinting at the use of a condom as the only barrier between two individuals during a sexual encounter.

God damn, now look at everything in between us
Reflecting on how intervening moments have affected the relationship between the two individuals.

I mean I'm sayin' I got more liquor
Boasting about a growing collection of alcoholic beverages.

More ladies, more drugs and no cases
Listing an increase in number of partners, drug use and no legal issues as a result thereof.

With jobs and no babies
Highlighting the lack of childbirth and steady employment.

I hope no phone saving and if so you gon' hate me
Expressing hope that the text messages have not been saved, although anticipating negative consequences if they have been retained.

When you see me standing on the couches
Describing a scenario where the artist is visible and elevated.

Turnin' clubs into houses
Exaggerating a party atmosphere and describing the transformation of a small club into a figurative domestic estate.

Water to champagne fountains
Metaphorically describing an excess of luxury, with water being replaced by champagne.

Turn flat chests into mountains
Referring to providing physical enhancements through clothing or accessories.

And ooh I love that ass
Expressing admiration for a derriere.

But I hate that fucking outfit
Expressing disapproval towards an outfit or clothing choice.

I'm taking off her blouses
Describing sexual engagement with a female partner.

While she take off my trousers
Continuing to describe sexual activity initiated by the female partner.

That's just a couple more problems
Identifying sexual activity as additional obstacles in a relationship.

To add to the couples' counselin'
Referring to attending counseling as a couple.

Open that shit wide
Instructing the female partner to engage in an extreme act.

Let me see how big your mouth is
Reiterating the previous instruction in a less vulgar manner.

Goin' hard 'til I OD
Referring to reckless behavior and excessive use of drugs.

I'm the newest version of the old me
Describing how the singer has evolved over time.

All my exes are old me
Describing how past relationships have contributed to the singer's personal growth.

Wishin' they could X and O me
Suggesting that past partners may have regrets or a desire to reconnect with the singer.

I'm on the edge and I'm hangin' all off
Describing risky behavior or mental instability.

On the ledge and we danglin' off
Continuing description of perilous scenario.

And if I let go, I won't fall off
Indicating that certain actions have no negative consequences.

If we set a wedding date, don't call off
Jokingly referring to the intimation of marriage as encouragement to stay with the singer.

Bartender, I call the shots
Requesting alcohol and ordering drinks.

We call for shots, y'all call the cops
Haniding at the possibility of the party becoming out of control and law enforcement intervention.

Sometimes drinks speak louder than words do
Assuming that a certain amount of alcohol has the power to communicate ones desires better than words alone.

Body language speaks louder than verbal
Acknowledging the power of nonverbal communication.

This goes out to, uh
Introducing a message to a specific recipient.

You know who this goes out to
Confirming that the message is designated for a specific person not mentioned in the song.

Yeah!
Punctuating the song with an exclamation of enthusiasm or excitement.