When I Win The Lottery
Camper Van Beethoven Lyrics


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Well I lost an eye in Mexico
I lost two teeth, where I don't know
People see me coming and they move to the other side of the road
I robbed a liquor store or two
I made myself at home a few times
Borrow myself a car when I need it
I got me a shack at the bottom of the road
Fixing cars and giving tows
I spend all my money
On the lottery

When I win the lottery
Gonna buy all the girls on my block
Color TV and a bottle of French perfume
When I win the lottery
Gonna donate half my money to the city
So they have to name a street or a school or a park after me
When I win the lottery

Never ran a flag
Up a pole
Like Mr. Red White and Blue down the road
But I never call myself a hero for killing a known communist
Now I could walk into any old bar
And find a fight without looking too hard
But I never killed someone I don't know
Just cause someone told me to.

And when I win the lottery
Gonna buy the house next to Mr.
Red, White and Blue
And when I win the lottery
Gonna buy post 306
American legion, paint it red with five gold stars
When I win the lottery

When the end comes to this old world
The righteous will cry and the rest will curl up
God won't take the time
To sort your ashes from mine
Cause we zig and zag between good and bad
Stumble and fall on right and wrong
Cause the tumbling dice with the luck of the draw
Just leads us on

And when I win the lottery
Gonna buy all the girls on my block
Silver plated
Six shooters with a quart of the finest highland scotch
Cause when I win the lottery
The righteous will shake their heads and say




That God is good, but surely works in mysterious ways
When I win the lottery.

Overall Meaning

The song "When I Win The Lottery" by Camper Van Beethoven is a critique of the American Dream and the system of social and economic inequality in American society. The singer of the song is a working-class man who has had a rough life, having lost an eye and two teeth, and is looked down upon by society. He has committed crimes, such as robbing liquor stores, and has a difficult time making ends meet. However, he still invests all his money in the lottery, hoping for a better future. Despite his struggles, the singer has a sense of humor about his situation and a desire to make the most of what he has.


The chorus of the song reveals the singer's aspirations for when he wins the lottery. He wants to buy gifts for the girls in his neighborhood, donate to the city, and buy a house next to his American flag-waving neighbor. He also wants to buy a local American Legion post and paint it red with gold stars. The singer's plans are a mix of altruism, vanity, and poking fun at American symbols and values. The final verse suggests a fatalistic worldview, where the singer believes that luck determines where one ends up in life, and no one's ashes are worth sorting in the end.


Line by Line Meaning

Well I lost an eye in Mexico
I've been through a lot and lost some body parts along the way


I lost two teeth, where I don't know
I've been hurt and damaged so much that I can't keep track of it all


People see me coming and they move to the other side of the road
Because of my reputation, people avoid me and are afraid to engage with me


I robbed a liquor store or two
I've made some bad choices and done some illegal things in my past


I made myself at home a few times
I've squatted in some places where I didn't belong and didn't pay rent


Borrow myself a car when I need it
I don't own a car, so I have to rely on borrowing or stealing one when necessary


I got me a shack at the bottom of the road
I live in a run-down, makeshift dwelling that's barely livable


Fixing cars and giving tows
To make a living, I use my limited skills to repair vehicles and provide roadside assistance


I spend all my money
I have very little money, so what little I have goes quickly and isn't enough for my needs


On the lottery
I have a small hope that I can win the lottery and escape my current situation


When I win the lottery
In my imagination, I spin a fantasy about what I would do if I ever won the lottery


Gonna buy all the girls on my block
One of my first priorities would be to try to impress the women in my area with gifts


Color TV and a bottle of French perfume
I would buy luxurious items for the women to show off my newfound wealth and taste


Gonna donate half my money to the city
I have some desire to give something back to the community that I've taken from in the past


So they have to name a street or a school or a park after me
My ego is such that I would want people to remember my name and my good deeds for generations to come


Never ran a flag Up a pole Like Mr. Red White and Blue down the road
I'm not extremely patriotic or interested in showing off my allegiance to my country


But I never call myself a hero for killing a known communist
I have a moral code that prevents me from glorifying killing, even if it's for political reasons


Now I could walk into any old bar And find a fight without looking too hard
Because of my reputation, people are always looking for a reason to pick a fight with me


But I never killed someone I don't know Just cause someone told me to.
Despite my tough exterior, there are some things that I won't do, such as murder someone just because of hearsay


When the end comes to this old world The righteous will cry and the rest will curl up
I believe that when the apocalypse comes, only those who are truly virtuous will survive


God won't take the time To sort your ashes from mine
God doesn't have a personal vendetta against anyone, so in the end, it won't matter who was good or bad


Cause we zig and zag between good and bad Stumble and fall on right and wrong Cause the tumbling dice with the luck of the draw Just leads us on
The line between right and wrong is blurry, and often we make mistakes that we can't undo. Ultimately, life is unpredictable and we have no control over what happens to us


Silver plated Six shooters with a quart of the finest highland scotch
I would buy flashy, masculine items to establish my dominance and power over others


The righteous will shake their heads and say That God is good, but surely works in mysterious ways
Even those who try to do good in the world might be confused about why good things happen to bad people




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Written by: CHRIS PEDERSON, DAVID LOWERY, GREG LISHER, VICTOR KRUMMENACHER

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