Ice Cream
Cappachino Lyrics

Watch these rap niggas get all up in your guts
I see other rappers trying to get close to you and impress you.

French-vanilla, butter-pecan, chocolate-deluxe
I'm comparing different types of ice cream flavors to describe how attractive you are.

Even caramel sundaes is gettin' touched
Even women who aren't usually considered attractive are getting attention from me.

And scooped in my ice cream truck, Wu tears it up
I'm the one in control, driving the ice cream truck and making things happen.

Yo honey-dips, summertime, fine Jheri drippin'
I'm addressing attractive women who are out and about during the summer, with their hair looking perfect.

See you on Pickens with a bunch of chickens how you're clickin'
I saw you on Pickens Street with your friends and I'm impressed by how well you all get along.

I catch shootin' strong notes as we got close
I'm feeling a strong attraction to you as we get closer together.

She rocked rope, honey throat smellin' like Impulse
You were wearing a gold chain necklace and had a great scent that was probably from Impulse body spray.

Your whole shell baby's wicked like Nimrod
You're looking amazing today, which reminds me of how impressive Nimrod was in the Bible.

Caught me like a fresh-water scrod, or may I not be God
You've captured my attention like a freshly caught fish, but I don't want to presume too much.

Attitude is very rude Boo, crabby like seafood
Your attitude is a bit off-putting and makes me think of someone who's crabby.

It turns me on like Vassey and Lahrule
Your attitude is actually a turn-on for me like the music of Vassey and Lahrule.

They call me Starky Love-hun, check the strategy
My name is Starky Love and I've got a plan for how to make things happen between us.

By any means, Shirley Temple cross was done by Billie Jean's
I'm willing to do whatever it takes to be with you, even referencing how Billie Jean King defeated Shirley Temple in a tennis match.

Black Misses America, your name is Erica, right true
You're beautiful enough to represent Black Miss America and your name is Erica, is that correct?

Lazy eyeball, small piece, six shoe
You might not be perfect, with a lazy eye and small stature, but I still find you attractive.

Caramel complexion, breath smellin' like cinnamon
Your skin tone is like caramel and your breath smells like cinnamon, both of which are turning me on.

Excuse me hon, the Don mean no harm, turn around again
I'm sorry if I offended you, but I'd like you to turn around so I can see you again.

God damn, backyard's bangin' like a Benz-why
Your body is so amazing that it's like a luxury car, causing people to stop and stare.

If I was jiggy, you'd be spotted like Spudz McKenzie
If I were more fashionable and stylish, everyone would notice you like they do with Spudz McKenzie.

I'm high powered put Adina Howard to sleep
I'm confident and powerful, like Adina Howard's music, which is why she can put her listeners to sleep.

Yo pardon, that bitch been on my mind all week, but uh
Sorry for my language, but I've been thinking about that woman all week.

Back to you Maybelline Queen let's make a team
Let's focus back on you, Maybelline Queen, and make a great team together.

You can have anything in this world except CREAM
I'm telling you that you can have anything in the world except me and my wealth (CREAM stands for Cash Rules Everything Around Me).

So whatchu want to do? Whatchu want to do?
What do you want to do? I'm open to whatever you suggest.

Let's go ahead and walk these dogs and represent Wu
Let's go out and have a good time while representing the Wu-Tang Clan.

Shaolin's finest, whattup Boo, peace your highness
I'm addressing you as Shaolin's finest and wishing you peace, your highness.

Yo I'm loungin', big dick style, y'all niggaz is the flyest
I'm laid back and confident, while the other guys around us are trying too hard to be cool.

Moves you're making too fly jewels are shaking
The way you move is very attractive and causing your jewelry to shake around.

Not a rape patient, you're looking good fly colored Asian
I'm not someone who would force myself on you - instead, I'm admiring your good looks, especially since you look like a fashionable Asian woman.

Ghettos, them is your hometown, we can go the whole round
It seems like you feel comfortable in the ghetto, so I'm willing to spend the whole night there with you.

After that, I'm shootin' downtown
After we spend time in the ghetto, I'm planning on heading downtown for some other activities.

I'm rockin' hats and you wig is all intact
I'm wearing different hats and you're wearing a wig that looks perfect.

Who's that queen bee chick, eyes curly black
I'm wondering who this attractive woman with curly black hair is.

Freaks be movin' in fly sneaks
I'm noticing people who are dressed fashionably and moving in stylish sneakers.

Two finger rings and gold teeth, and ain't afraid to hold heat
I'm seeing people with two finger rings, gold teeth, and guns, who aren't afraid to use them.

So when I step in the square dear
When I'm in the same area as you, my dear.

You better have CREAM to share, Ricans, ven aqui yeah
You better have some money to share, Puerto Ricans, come over here.

Black chocolate girl wonder, shade brown like Thunder
You're an amazing black woman, with skin the color of a thunderstorm.

Politic til your deficit step, gimme your number
I'm going to talk to you until you give me your phone number, regardless of how much money you have.

Your sexy persuasive ta-ta's and thighs
I'm mesmerized by your sexy, persuasive breasts and thighs.

Catch my eyes like highs I want your bodily surprise
You're catching my attention like a drug high and I'm hoping for a physical connection with you.

Double dime some time, Ice Cream you got me fallin' out
I'm willing to spend a lot of money on you and the idea of you is making me weak.

Like a cripple, I love you like I love my dick size
I love you so much that I'm willing to admit that I'm not perfect and probably have a small penis.

Ooh baby I miss you, your sweet tender touches
I miss you and the tender physical connection we have.

Take pulls off the dutches, orgasm in my mindstate
I'm smoking a cigar and practically having an orgasm just thinking about you.

Masterbate in your clutches, I want you for self
I want to be with you and please myself sexually while you're around.

Like wealth, so play me closely
As much as you value wealth, you should also be paying attention to me and our potential relationship.

Bitches paranoia for the sting, who want the most of me
Women are often afraid to be in a relationship with me, but I'm wondering who would want to get the most out of our connection.

Only a hard dozen want to be callin' me cousin
There are only a few women who are willing to call me 'cousin' like we're family.

Thirsty for my catalog, baby shoppin' spree you're lovin'
Many women seem to be attracted to my music and fame, and are willing to go on a shopping spree with me.

Call me if you want to get dug like the pockets
If you want to have sex with me, all you need to do is call me and I'll be there.

I jizm like a giant break brooms out of their sockets
I ejaculate so hard that it can break brooms out of their sockets.

It's the after party and bitches want to fuck
We're at an after-party and women are interested in having sex.

Ice cold bitches melt down when my clutch
When I'm in control, even the most aloof women can't resist me.

And what they titties sucked, ice cream
And they're willing to do anything to please me, like sucking my nipples similar to enjoying ice cream.

One love to my chocolate deluxes, keep your nails done
Shoutout to all my beautiful black women, keep your nails looking great.

And your wigs tight, word up
Make sure your wigs fit tightly, if you're wearing one.

One love to my butter-pecan Ricans for calling me papi
Shoutout to my attractive Puerto Rican women who call me 'papi.'

One love to caramel sundaes, with the cherries on top
Shoutout to all the beautiful women with caramel-colored skin, like a sundae with cherries on top.

And big up to my french vanillas
And last but not least, respect to my beautiful women with vanilla-colored skin.

Parlez vous, francais, mi amor, merci, oui oui, bon bons
I'm using some French phrases to show my appreciation for these beautiful women.

And all that good stuff
And so on and so forth.