I’m Eating in Bed
Cardiacs Lyrics


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Firstly there's a spanner in here
Secondly it has the right of way
And something else is missing
Sometimes sorted out
And wrapped up straight away

Nothing by comparison puts thoughts straight in my mind
As I comfort myself with the will to be unkind
Goes the way of every day to hell with uncle, I

Mr Technique's doing well
And he stands around in poses just like this
But when I gets to thinking it seems better
To betray me with a kiss
We will inform you from day to day
Mr Technique's is a much better way

A change in circumstances
Forget responsibilities
And showbiz personalities?

Goes the way of every day
To hell with uncle, I
[Goes the way of every day]
Know I'm wrong
[To hell with uncle, I]
It must be all this eating in bed
Tell me when it's over
[It must be all this]
A spider is crawling up and eating in bed

Catch this, in a minute

No-one can see or say or do
What no-one wants or not to do
It's scary to be that way
To make use of my body
I'll be round with the tarring can
And stand with the standard man
Who paints us inseperable
But should I break my fall?

In every cry of every man
The mind for? and it calls my bluff
Goes the way of every day
To hell with uncle, I
[Goes the way of every day]
Know I'm wrong
[To hell with uncle, I]
It must be all this eating in bed
[Know I'm wrong]
Tell me when it's over
[It must be all this eating in bed]
A spider is crawling up and eating in bed

No-one can see or say or do
What no-one wants or not to do
It's scary to be that way
To make use of my body
The woman with the clap
Takes me round to the back
To the man with the crocodile smile




Who scares me to my hands and knees
But should I break my fall?

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Cardiacs' song "I'm Eating in Bed" contain a mix of disjointed and surreal images that speak to the song's themes of confusion, alienation, and the search for personal agency. The first verse sets the tone for what follows, with its invocation of a "spanner" that has the "right of way," suggesting that the world is a place of chaos and disorientation. The second verse introduces "Mr Technique," who embodies an idea of control and order with his "poses," but who ultimately is revealed to be a betrayer, or at least an unreliable guide. The chorus "Goes the way of every day, to hell with uncle, I" suggests a rejection of the norms and expectations of society, coupled with a sense of resignation in the face of its demands. The final verse features a series of images that are at once disturbing, absurd, and poignant, including a woman with the clap, a man with a crocodile smile, and the singer's own sense of physical vulnerability.


Overall, the lyrics to "I'm Eating in Bed" are open to many different interpretations, and seem to resist any single meaning or narrative. Instead, they point towards a sense of lived experience that is fragmented, confusing, and often painful, yet still full of strange beauty and possibility.


Line by Line Meaning

Firstly there's a spanner in here
There's a problem that needs to be addressed


Secondly it has the right of way
The problem must be addressed before other things can take precedence


And something else is missing
There's still something else that needs attention


Sometimes sorted out
Occasionally, the problem is resolved


And wrapped up straight away
And it's immediately taken care of


Nothing by comparison puts thoughts straight in my mind
No other thought or action is as effective at calming me down


As I comfort myself with the will to be unkind
I soothe myself by embracing the idea of being cruel to others


Goes the way of every day to hell with uncle, I
Every day is filled with frustration and I'm fed up with it


Mr Technique's doing well
Being methodical and analytical is effective


And he stands around in poses just like this
The person with this analytical mindset stands around confidently


But when I gets to thinking it seems better
But sometimes I feel like it's better


To betray me with a kiss
To double-cross myself in pursuit of pleasure


We will inform you from day to day
We will update you frequently


Mr Technique's is a much better way
Being methodical and analytical is better than other approaches


A change in circumstances
Things are different now


Forget responsibilities
Abandon your obligations


And showbiz personalities?
Entertainment and celebrities aren't important


Know I'm wrong
I realize that my actions or thoughts are misplaced


It must be all this eating in bed
The habit of eating in bed is having a negative effect


Tell me when it's over
Let me know when the negative effects have ceased


A spider is crawling up and eating in bed
There's an unwanted element present in the bed


Catch this, in a minute
I'll deal with this soon


No-one can see or say or do
No one has control over everyone else's actions and thoughts


What no-one wants or not to do
People can choose not to do things they don't want to do


It's scary to be that way
But sometimes it's scary to assert oneself in that way


To make use of my body
To use my body as I see fit


I'll be round with the tarring can
I'll be around to fix things


And stand with the standard man
And be with the common people


Who paints us inseparable
Who brings us together even though we're different


But should I break my fall?
But what happens if I fail?




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