Evil Filthy Rotten Conspiracy
Carl Klang Lyrics


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Now have you seen them flying saucers
Or some of them black helicopters
Flyin’ down low and over my back yard recently?
Seen them foreign troops in ninja suits
Leavin’ imprints of their combat boots
In the meadow down near the neighbor next to me?
Heard they’re buildin’ concentration camps
From the rate hike off our postage stamps
To protect and defend their great democracy
Though my vote in the last election
Didn’t quite match the same projection
Made by those beautiful talking heads on my TV
And when I called them to complain
And I asked them to explain
They just said that it proves that you’re not
In the grove of the new majority
Yeah sure…
Well just between you and me
Can’t you feel the conspiracy?
Can’t you sense the hypocrisy
As they call it democracy
Well it’s a threat to your sanity
And not to mention your liberty
And it’s all an evil filthy rotten conspiracy
Now they got micro waves and laser beams
And rays to look inside your dreams
And satellites that can see your BVD’s
They got chips that fit inside your head
That’ll make you think their thoughts instead
And drugs that’ll make you do just as they please
And to make things even more serious
They got strains of new bacteria’s
That are surely to cause some unknown new disease
And that’s why we got fear and high anxiety
And paranoid perplexity
And the gradual loss of all our liberties
And as they try to bring us all down
They might leave us with a frown
They might even be the source of all
the rumors in this town
Well just between you and me
Can’t you feel the conspiracy?
Can’t you sense the hypocrisy
As they call it democracy
Well it’s a threat to your sanity
And not to mention your liberty
And it’s all an evil filthy rotten conspiracy
So as they redirect our mail
And all our incoming phone calls
To the Central Intelligence Agency
We’ll just hope and pray someday they’ll see
That you and me are not the enemy
Nor do we believe in cult theology
And as their police try to bust us
We’ll keep tryin’ to find some justice
Though its hidden’ behind a wall of masonry
We’ll keep working out our Salvation
With the feelin’ of fear and tremblin’
Hopin’ and praying someday the truth
might set us all free
And just ‘cause the media won’t respond
Don’t mean there’s nothin’ going on
And brother what’ll ya do if there’s somethin’ to
All the words inside this song?
Well you can say that I’m wild eyed
That all my fears are unjustified
Or that I’m totally mystified
By a Man who was crucified
But just between you and me
What hung Him up on that tree
It was all an evil filthy rotten conspiracy




Yeah, it’s all an evil filthy rotten conspiracy
Believe me!

Overall Meaning

The song "Evil Filthy Rotten Conspiracy" by Carl Klang is a satirical take on the conspiracy theories that abound in modern society. The lyrics talk about the various conspiracies that people believe in, ranging from alien sightings to government cover-ups. The song highlights the absurdity of these theories while also critiquing the erosion of individual liberties that often accompanies them. The song suggests that people are being manipulated by those in power through fear, paranoia, and misinformation.


The lyrics are meant to be both humorous and thought-provoking. The song urges people to question what they hear and to seek out the truth for themselves. The idea behind the song is that conspiracy theories often prey on people's fears and anxieties, and that by becoming informed and rational, people can avoid falling for such claims. The song also implies that the real conspiracy lies in the power structures that run society, and that people should be more concerned with dismantling those structures than with chasing after fantastical theories.


Line by Line Meaning

Now have you seen them flying saucers
Have you noticed any unidentified flying objects?


Or some of them black helicopters
Have you seen the government's covert aerial vehicles?


Flyin' down low and over my back yard recently?
Have you noticed suspicious low-altitude flights in your area?


Seen them foreign troops in ninja suits
Have you witnessed foreign military personnel wearing stealth outfits?


Leavin’ imprints of their combat boots
Have you seen footprints of these foreign combatants?


In the meadow down near the neighbor next to me?
Have you noticed them near your neighbor's field?


Heard they're buildin’ concentration camps
Rumors say the government is constructing containment facilities.


From the rate hike off our postage stamps
The increased cost of postage may be used to fund these projects.


To protect and defend their great democracy
The government claims these measures are for the nation's safety.


Though my vote in the last election
Despite my vote in the previous election,


Didn't quite match the same projection
It didn't align with the predicted outcome.


Made by those beautiful talking heads on my TV
As portrayed on the media.


And when I called them to complain
When I tried to contact the authorities to express my concerns,


And I asked them to explain
When I requested clarification on the matter,


They just said it proves that you're not in the grove of the new majority
They dismissed my claims as a result of my dissenting views.


Can’t you feel the conspiracy?
Do you not perceive a cover-up?


Can’t you sense the hypocrisy As they call it democracy
Do you not detect their false claims of promoting democracy?


Well it’s a threat to your sanity And not to mention your liberty
It poses a danger to your mental well-being and personal freedom.


And it’s all an evil filthy rotten conspiracy
It's all part of a vile and wicked plot.


They got chips that fit inside your head
They possess implants that can alter your thoughts and actions.


That’ll make you think their thoughts instead
These chips can force you to conform to their agenda.


And drugs that’ll make you do just as they please
They have substances that can manipulate your behavior.


And to make things even more serious
What's worse is,


They got strains of new bacteria’s
They possess newly discovered strains of bacteria.


That are surely to cause some unknown new disease
These bacteria can potentially trigger health issues never seen before.


And that’s why we got fear and high anxiety
These factors contribute to our fear and nervousness.


And paranoid perplexity
These conspiracies lead to irrational suspicion and confusion.


And the gradual loss of all our liberties
These schemes slowly erode our freedoms.


And as they try to bring us all down
As they attempt to subjugate us,


They might leave us with a frown
Their actions will inevitably cause us grief.


They might even be the source of all the rumors in this town
The government might have orchestrated the rumors circulating within the community.


So as they redirect our mail
As they intercept our mail and communications,


And all our incoming phone calls
And monitor all our phone conversations,


To the Central Intelligence Agency
Sending the information to the CIA.


We'll just hope and pray someday they'll see
We hope they will eventually come to their senses.


That you and me are not the enemy
We are not their adversaries.


Nor do we believe in cult theology
We don't subscribe to any harmful religious beliefs.


And as their police try to bust us
As their law enforcement officials try to apprehend us,


We'll keep tryin' to find some justice
We will continue our quest for justice.


Though it's hidden' behind a wall of masonry
Despite the obstacles they put in our way.


We'll keep working out our Salvation
We will continue to strive for our personal salvation.


With the feelin' of fear and tremblin'
Despite feeling scared and anxious.


Hopin' and praying someday the truth might set us all free
We're optimistic that one day the truth will come to light and free us all from this tyranny.


And just ‘cause the media won’t respond
Just because the media ignores our concerns,


Don't mean there's nothin' going on
Doesn't mean that there isn't something happening behind the scenes.


Well you can say that I'm wild eyed
Others might say I'm overly paranoid.


That all my fears are unjustified
Claiming that my fears have no basis in reality.


Or that I'm totally mystified
Or that I'm too ignorant to understand.


By a Man who was crucified
Referring to Jesus Christ who was crucified.


But just between you and me
Confiding in you.


What hung Him up on that tree
The reason why He was nailed to the cross.


It was all an evil filthy rotten conspiracy
It was all part of an insidious plot.


Believe me!
Trust me on this!




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@1888bry

Great song of the times

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