If I Were a Bell
Carol Kaye Lyrics


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Ask me how do I feel,
Now that we're cosy and clinging,
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a bell I'd be ringing!

From the moment we kissed goodnight,
That's the way I just gotta behave,
And if I were a lamp I'd light,
Or if I were a banner I'd wave!

Ask me how do I feel,
Little me with my quiet upbringing,
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a gate I'd be swinging!

And if I were a watch,
I'd start popping my spring,
Oh, and if I were a bell
I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".

Ask me how do I feel
From this chemistry lesson I'm learning,
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a bridge I'd be burning!

Well, I knew my moral would crack
From the wonderful way you looked,
Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack,
Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked!

Ask me how do I feel
Now that we're fondly caressing,
And if I were a salad,
I know I'd be splashing my dressing!

Or if I were a season,
I'd surely be Spring,
Yes, and if I were a bell,
Say, if I were a bell,




If I were a bell
I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Carol Kaye's song If I Were a Bell are about falling in love and the overwhelming feelings that come with it. The singer is being asked how they feel now that they are "cosy and clinging" to their partner, and they respond with a series of imaginative scenarios in which they would be ringing, lighting, waving, swinging, and popping their spring if they were various objects. They express their excitement and happiness by comparing themselves to things that are lively and expressive.


The singer also acknowledges the moral boundaries that they are crossing by being with this person, saying that they knew their "moral would crack" from the way they looked at them. They remark that if they were a duck, they would quack, or if they were a goose, they would be cooked, implying that they are willing to take risks for this person.


Line by Line Meaning

Ask me how do I feel,
Inquire about my emotional state,


Now that we're cosy and clinging,
Now that we are comfortably close to each other,


Well sir, all I can say is
I can only express in this manner,


If I were a bell I'd be ringing!
I would be experiencing intense joy and excitement.


From the moment we kissed goodnight,
From the time we parted affectionately,


That's the way I just gotta behave,
I am compelled to act in this manner,


And if I were a lamp I'd light,
I would radiate and shine,


Or if I were a banner I'd wave!
I would enthusiastically signal my elation.


Little me with my quiet upbringing,
I, who was brought up quietly,


Well sir, all I can say is
I can only express in this manner,


If I were a gate I'd be swinging!
I would be opening and closing in excitement.


And if I were a watch,
If I were a timepiece,


I'd start popping my spring,
I would be so excited that even the watch parts would be shaking.


Oh, and if I were a bell
And more specifically, if I were a bell


I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".
I would be ringing so loudly and happily.


From this chemistry lesson I'm learning,
From this experience where I am learning about attraction,


Well sir, all I can say is
I can only express in this manner,


If I were a bridge I'd be burning!
I would be so passionate that even a bridge would burst into flames.


Well, I knew my moral would crack
I knew my self-restraint would falter,


From the wonderful way you looked,
From the delightful appearance you presented,


Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack,
I would be so overwhelmed I would be unable to articulate coherently.


Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked!
I would be so intensely excited I would be metaphorically 'cooked'.


Now that we're fondly caressing,
Now that we are affectionately touching each other,


And if I were a salad,
And if I were a dish of greens,


I know I'd be splashing my dressing!
I would be expressing my happiness by splashing my dressing everywhere.


Or if I were a season,
Or if I were a time of year,


I'd surely be Spring,
I would be the season of renewal and youthfulness.


Say, if I were a bell,
Imagine if I were a bell,


If I were a bell
If I were capable of so much joy and excitement,


I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".
I would express this enthusiasm by ringing loudly and continuously.




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M G Koch

That bass line in Good Vibrations is iconic!

Caprise - Music

All of those basslines are iconic ffs

Rich Sackett

@Neil Becker I’d suggest anyone IRL telling someone to “get therapy” should expect an immediate bitchslap.

Neil Becker

@Rich Sackett
You are disproportionately bitter about this topic.
Get therapy.

Bo Reidler

@EclecticHillbilly He may have written out a bass line but from what Carol herself says, she modified it to what it is now.

Blend42

@wingracer 16 I understand that Ray Pohlman played electric bass (Fender P bass) and Lyle Ritz played double bass on the track. Carol Kaye played many of the sessions and you can here Brian talking to her in the session tapes but it's understood her work did not make the final track. Never heard of Motown bassist James Jamerson playing on a Beach Boys track ever. Brian Wilson would compose and arrange 2 bass lines on much of Pet Sounds and a bit before and after it. Sometimes a Danoelectric Bass VI was used in conjunction with another bass too.

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TONE MAN

I still can't get over the fact that Carol played the guitar on Richie Valens
'La Bamba'...
She's a truly amazing musician...

Chris Johnson

Ah, she played rhythm guitar.

Chris Johnson

That is astounding, it's an iconic gritty sound.

funkypunk1001

Honestly Julia's probably one of the best bassists on youtube. I've never seen her rip solos or do crazy things but her clean playing, timing and variety in tone make her rival some of the best studio recording bassist.

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