Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft
Carpenters Lyrics

All Hit Radio!
Introduction to the radio station playing the song

Alright, you're listening to All Hit Radio
Confirmation of the radio station playing the song

And it's 53 degrees at 30 minutes past the hour
Weather update for the area

And right now on our all request line
Announcement that the current song request is being played

I've got Mike Ledgerwood on the phone
Announcement of the current caller

Hey, babe, what would you like to hear?
Request for the caller's preferred song

We've been observing your Earth
Statement that extraterrestrial beings have been observing Earth

Hey babe, I'm sorry, I can't hear you too well
Apology for the bad call quality

You're gonna have to speak a little closer into the phone
Request for the caller to speak more clearly

Okay, babe? What would you like to hear again?
Request for the caller's song preference, again

Hey Mike, I'm sorry babe, but that's not on our playlist
Apology that the caller's request cannot be played

And by the way, you sound great over the phone
Compliment towards the caller

Anyway, if you'd give us your request
Request for the caller's song preference

We'll be glad to play it for ya, babe
Assurance that the song will be played if possible

So let's hear it!
Prompt for the caller's song preference

Uh, listen Mike, I'm sorry babe but we can't
Apology that the request cannot be played

And we'd like to make
Statement of intent from the extraterrestrial beings

I'm sorry Mike, we there's
Apology for being unable to understand the caller

A contact (uh)
Desire to make contact with Earth

With you, baby
Addressing Earth as a whole

In your mind you have capacities, you know
Reminder that humans have the ability to think and communicate telepathically

To telepath messages through the vast unknown
Assertion that telepathy can reach beyond what we understand

Please close your eyes and concentrate
Instruction to focus on the message

With every thought you think
Reminder to put energy into the thought

Upon the recitation we're about to sing
Preparation for the message of the song

Calling occupants of interplanetary craft
Direct message to extraterrestrial beings

Calling occupants of interplanetary, most extraordinary craft
Addressing a particular type of craft

You've been observing our Earth
Reiteration of the fact that extraterrestrial beings are observing Earth

And we'd like to make
Statement of intent from extraterrestrial beings

A contact with you
Desire to connect with extraterrestrial beings

We are your friends
Assurance that Earth is friendly and open to contact

Calling occupants of interplanetary, ultra emissaries
Describing the beings being called

Calling occupants of interplanetary craft
Direct message to extraterrestrial beings

And one night we'll make
Statement of intent from extraterrestrial beings

A contact with you
Desire to connect with extraterrestrial beings

We are your friends
Assurance that Earth is friendly and open to contact

Calling occupants of interplanetary, quite extraordinary craft
Describing the beings being called

And please come in peace, we beseech you
Request for extraterrestrial beings to come in peace

Only our love we will teach them
Assurance that Earth is friendly and welcoming

Our Earth may never survive
Acknowledgement that Earth is in danger

So do come, we beg you
Urgent request for extraterrestrial beings to make contact

Please, interstellar policeman
Request for protection from dangerous beings

Oh won't you give us a sign
Request for confirmation of contact

Give us a sign
Repeat of previous line for emphasis

That we've reached you
Request for confirmation of contact

With your mind you have ability to form
Reminder that telepathy is possible for humans

And transmit thought energy far beyond the norm
Assertion that telepathy can reach beyond what we understand

You close your eyes, you concentrate
Instruction to focus on the message

Together, that's the way
Reminder to work together

To send the message we declare World Contact Day
Instruction to promote World Contact Day

Ah ah ah ahh
Musical interlude

Calling occupants
Direct message to extraterrestrial beings

Calling occupants
Direct message to extraterrestrial beings

Calling occupants of interplanetary, anti-adversary craft
Describing the beings being called

Ah ah ah ahh
Musical interlude