Sheriff Fatman
Carter Lyrics


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Sherrif Fatman started out is business as a granny farmer
He ws infamous for fifteen minutes
And he appeared on Panorama
Then he somehow got on board a Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme
With a Prince of Wales Award
For pushing valium and amphetamines

Moving Up on Second Base
With Nicholas Van what's His Face
At six foot six
And 100 Tons
The undisputed King of the Slums
With more alias' than Klaus Barbie
Master Butcher of Leigh on Sea
Just about to take the stage
The one and only - hold the front page

Fatman's got something to sell
To the Capital's homeless
A Crossroad's Motel
For the No Fixed Abodeless
Where you can live life in style
If you sleep in a closet
And if you flash him a smile
He'll take your teeth as deposit

There's bats in the belfrey
The windows are jammed
The toilet's ain't healthy
He don't give a damn
Just chuckles and smiles
Laughs like a madman
A born again Rachman
Here comes Sherrif Fatman

With his valium, amphetamines
Sicknotes and his phoney prescriptions
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the kitchen
Dead heads and cracked heads
Bunk beds and breakfasts
Wake up you sleepyheads
Check this

Moving up on second base
With Nicholas Van Whatshis face
At six foot six
And 100 tons
The undisputed King of the Slums
With more alias' than Klaus Barbie
The Master Butcher of Leigh on Sea




Just about to take the stage
The only and only hold the front page

Overall Meaning

The song "Sheriff Fatman" by Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine seems to be a commentary on the corrupt and exploitative nature of those in power, particularly in relation to drugs and homelessness. The titular character, Sherrif Fatman, is described as starting out as a "granny farmer," which could potentially allude to an illegal activity, such as growing cannabis. He becomes famous for a short period of time and is even featured on the news program Panorama. However, rather than facing consequences for his actions, he is able to take advantage of a government scheme and even receives an award from Prince Charles for his involvement in the drug trade. The lyrics suggest that those in power are willing to turn a blind eye to criminal activity as long as there is profit to be made.


The second verse describes the living conditions of the homeless in London, where Fatman is operating. He offers them a motel of sorts, but the conditions are far from ideal, with bats in the belfry and unhealthy toilets. Fatman is indifferent to the well-being of his customers and only cares about taking their belongings as payment. He is described as laughing "like a madman" and being a "born again Rachman," possibly referencing the notorious landlord Peter Rachman, who exploited and evicted tenants in the 1950s and 60s.


Line by Line Meaning

Sherrif Fatman started out his business as a granny farmer
Sheriff Fatman began his career in a lesser-known trade of farming before moving on to more illicit activities.


He ws infamous for fifteen minutes
Sheriff Fatman gained notoriety for a brief period of time.


And he appeared on Panorama
Sheriff Fatman was featured on a popular TV show called Panorama.


Then he somehow got on board a Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme
Sheriff Fatman joined a government-funded program called the Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme.


With a Prince of Wales Award
Sheriff Fatman was given an award by the Prince of Wales for his illegal activities.


For pushing valium and amphetamines
Sheriff Fatman made a name for himself by illegally selling drugs such as valium and amphetamines.


Moving Up on Second Base
Sheriff Fatman continues to climb the ladder of success in his illegal activities.


With Nicholas Van what's His Face
Sheriff Fatman is working with someone named Nicholas Van, whose last name is not specified.


At six foot six
Nicholas Van is a very tall person at 6 feet 6 inches.


And 100 Tons
Nicholas Van is also very heavy, weighing 100 tons.


The undisputed King of the Slums
Nicholas Van is the most powerful person in the impoverished areas of the city.


With more alias' than Klaus Barbie
Nicholas Van has many fake names, similar to notorious Nazi Klaus Barbie.


Master Butcher of Leigh on Sea
Nicholas Van is known for his ruthless tactics in his activities in the town of Leigh on Sea.


Just about to take the stage
Sheriff Fatman and Nicholas Van are preparing to make their move in their illegal activities.


The one and only - hold the front page
Their actions will be so monumental that it will become front-page news.


Fatman's got something to sell
Sheriff Fatman has a new product to market.


To the Capital's homeless
He is targeting the homeless population of the city.


A Crossroad's Motel
The product is a hotel specifically for those who are homeless and have nowhere to go.


For the No Fixed Abodeless
The hotel is for those who do not have a permanent place to live.


Where you can live life in style
The hotel promises a luxurious living experience.


If you sleep in a closet
The hotel rooms are extremely small and can only accommodate a closet-sized space for sleeping.


And if you flash him a smile
Sheriff Fatman will accept a smile as collateral.


He'll take your teeth as deposit
Sheriff Fatman will also accept teeth as collateral.


There's bats in the belfrey
The hotel is in a state of disrepair.


The windows are jammed
The hotel rooms are in poor condition and the windows cannot be opened properly.


The toilet's ain't healthy
The hotel bathrooms are unsanitary and not functional.


He don't give a damn
Sheriff Fatman does not care about the poor conditions of his hotel.


Just chuckles and smiles
Sheriff Fatman finds the conditions of his hotel amusing.


Laughs like a madman
Sheriff Fatman's laughter is maniacal, indicating his insanity.


A born again Rachman
Sheriff Fatman is like the notorious landlord Peter Rachman, who exploited poor living conditions for profit.


Here comes Sherrif Fatman
Sheriff Fatman is coming to make a deal.


With his valium, amphetamines
Sheriff Fatman is still selling illegal drugs.


Sicknotes and his phoney prescriptions
Sheriff Fatman is also selling fake medical notes and prescriptions.


Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the kitchen
Just as things started to calm down, Sheriff Fatman is back to his old tricks.


Dead heads and cracked heads
Sheriff Fatman's customers are drug addicts who are either dead or addicted to drugs.


Bunk beds and breakfasts
The hotel that Sheriff Fatman is offering has poor living conditions.


Wake up you sleepyheads
Sheriff Fatman is urging his customers to wake up and buy his products.


Check this
Sheriff Fatman is confident in his products and is urging people to try them.




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: JAMES NEIL MORRISON, LESLIE GEORGE CARTER

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

SkrAp

Now, Sheriff Fatman started out
In business, a granny farmer
He was infamous for fifteen minutes
And he appeared on Panorama

But then he somehow got himself on board
The Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme
With a Prince of Wales award
For pushing Valium and amphetamines

Moving up onto second base
Behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface
Six foot six and a hundred tons
The undisputed king of the slum

More aliases than Klaus Barbie
The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
Just about to take the stage
The one and only, hold the front page

Fatman's got something to sell
To the capitol's homeless
At the Crossroads Hotel
For the no-fixed-abodeless

Where you can live life in style
You can sleep in a closet
And if you flash him a smile
He'll take your teeth as deposit

There's bats in the belfry
The windows are jammed
The toilets ain't healthy
And he don't give a damn

He just chuckles and smiles
Laughs like a madman
Born again Rachman
Here comes Sheriff Fatman

With his Valium, amphetamines
His sick notes and his phony prescriptions
And just when you thought it was safe
To go back into kitchen

Dead legs and cracked heads
Bunk-beds and breakfasts
Hey, hey, hey, cherish one

Moving up onto second base
Behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface
Six foot six and a hundred tons
The undisputed king of slums

More aliases than Klaus Barbie
The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
Just about to take the stage
The one and only, hold the front page

Moving up now to take the place
Of Nicholas Van Wotsisface
Six foot six and a hundred tons
The undisputed king of the slums

With more aliases than Klaus Barbie
The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
In a hatchback from Notre Dame
The one and only Sheriff Fatman

In goes another left hook and now I'm losing my patience
Someone call up Roger Cook and the United Nations
He's buying up houses for the has beens and helping
From Lands End to South end to Chelsea

There's bats in the belfry
The windows are jammed
The toilets ain't healthy
He don't give a damn

He just chuckles and smiles
Laughs like a madman
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Sheriff Fatman
Sheriff Fatman, Sheriff Fatman, Sheriff Fatman, brainchumps



All comments from YouTube:

Marc Briggs

I lost my Brother a few weeks back, he was 49. He used to love Carter ❤

Guys, never suffer in silence. There's always help out there and so many people willing to help if only you let them. You are never. And I'll repeat that, you are never alone.

Look after yourselves and party like its the 90's still! 😎

Rascal W.

;) Nice words bud.. ty. Hope you are ok mate.

Marc Briggs

@Rascal W. thank you for asking fella, getting there 👍

Rascal W.

@Marc Briggs Been going throgh it myself as of late bud so yea.. ya words resonated m8. Stay strong yea ;) 💪

jagomae.

Same , much love n time , no words more than that what you’ve said ✨💕

Marc Briggs

@Rascal W. 100% mate, thank you for taking the time out to send a reply!

Things do get easier 🙂

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