Confessions
Chai T Lyrics
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These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up up with more secrets to tell you today
These are my confessions
Slip my mind the last two times
Silly me, so now I gotta give you part three of my confessions
First I told you about the skank that I was cheating with,then I mentioned she's having my kid
Now this is gonna be the hardest thing I ever had to do,
Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two
Like remember when I told you I knew Paulie Shore (Paulie Shore)
That's a lie, I don't know what I said that for
I borrowed your chapstick (from you)
I tried out your nose hair trimmer (too)
And by the way your diamond ring is cubic circonium,
I killed your goldfish accidently, just replaced it with another one
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I needed to get some things off my chest right away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
I threw up on your dog last time I had too much to drink
There have been times when I've peed in your sink
Don't know why, but you and I should agree that belongs in part three of my confessions
Baby forgive me I'm still trying to figure out why
I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grought
Oh and sometimes in private, I really like to dress up as Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick)
My boss thinks I'm a jerk, I didn't get that raise.
I haven't changed my underwear in twenty-seven days!
And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you as a midget
I'm so sorry Debbi! I mean Bridget!
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I got a few more secrets I'd like to convey
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
Gave you buttered toast I dropped and then picked up off the floor
FYI it was not a cold sore
Ooops my bad, but you'll be madder at me when I finish part three of my confessions
You don't know how hard it is for me to tell you this,
But remember that shirt that you got me for my birthday?
Well, I returned it for store credit. That thing was hideous, what were you thinking?
O and by the way, I wasn't really sick last week,
I just didn't wanna go to your stupid office picnic
Oh and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of rice krispies,
What I meant was that there was only enough left for me. Sorry.
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say, I thought of some more things that should scare you away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
Once I blew my nose and wiped it on your cat
And I lied, yes that dress makes you look fat
Anyway, I shouldn't say anymore 'til I give you part four of my confessions
The song Confessions Pt. 2 by Chai T is an honest account of a person confessing their secrets to their significant other. The song is a continuation of their previous confessions and the singer feels the need to reveal even more secrets. In the first verse, they confess to cheating on their partner with a woman who is now pregnant with their child. As the song progresses, the confessions become more odd and unbelievable, such as the singer pretending to know Pauly Shore, using their partner's toothbrush to clean grout, and fantasizing about their partner as a midget. The song culminates in the singer apologizing for all their past mistakes and promising to reveal even more in part four of their confessions.
Overall, the song is a humorous take on the idea of really opening up to someone and revealing all of one's secrets, no matter how strange or embarrassing they may be. It highlights the vulnerability and discomfort that can come with being honest with someone, even if it is someone you are supposed to trust and love.
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These are my confessions
I have things to confess to you
Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up up with more secrets to tell you today
I thought I was done confessing, but I remembered more things to tell you today
Slip my mind the last two times
I forgot to tell you in my previous confessions
Silly me, so now I gotta give you part three of my confessions
I am sorry for forgetting, so I will tell you now
First I told you about the skank that I was cheating with,then I mentioned she's having my kid
In previous confessions, I talked about cheating on you and getting someone pregnant
That's not all, now I recall more you see, so I'll give you part three of my confessions
I remembered more things, so this is my third confession to you
Now this is gonna be the hardest thing I ever had to do,
Confessing to you is difficult for me
Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two
I will now tell you everything I didn't mention before
Like remember when I told you I knew Paulie Shore (Paulie Shore)
I previously claimed to know someone I don't actually know
That's a lie, I don't know what I said that for
I lied about knowing Paulie Shore for some reason
I borrowed your chapstick (from you)
I took your chapstick without asking
I tried out your nose hair trimmer (too)
I used your nose hair trimmer without your knowledge
And by the way your diamond ring is cubic circonium,
I am telling you that your diamond ring is fake
I killed your goldfish accidently, just replaced it with another one
I accidentally killed your pet fish, but I tried to cover it up by replacing it
I threw up on your dog last time I had too much to drink
I got sick on your dog after drinking too much
There have been times when I've peed in your sink
I have urinated in your sink before
Don't know why, but you and I should agree that belongs in part three of my confessions
I don't know why I peed in your sink, but I am confessing it now
Baby forgive me I'm still trying to figure out why
I am asking for your forgiveness as I try to understand why I did some of these things
I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grought
I used your toothbrush to clean something in the bathroom
Oh and sometimes in private, I really like to dress up as Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick)
I have some strange and embarrassing fetishes that I am confessing to you
My boss thinks I'm a jerk, I didn't get that raise.
I am not doing well at my job and my boss doesn't like me
I haven't changed my underwear in twenty-seven days!
I am confessing that I haven't been keeping up with my personal hygiene
And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you as a midget
I have some inappropriate fantasies that I am confessing to you
I'm so sorry Debbi! I mean Bridget!
I am apologizing for getting your name wrong
Gave you buttered toast I dropped and then picked up off the floor
I gave you food that I dropped on the floor then picked up
FYI it was not a cold sore
I am explaining that the food I gave you was not contaminated with a cold sore
Ooops my bad, but you'll be madder at me when I finish part three of my confessions
I am apologizing for giving you contaminated food, but I have more confessions to make
You don't know how hard it is for me to tell you this,
I am confessing something that is very difficult for me to say
But remember that shirt that you got me for my birthday?
I am referring to a gift you gave me on my birthday
Well, I returned it for store credit. That thing was hideous, what were you thinking?
I am confessing to returning your gift because I didn't like it
O and by the way, I wasn't really sick last week,
I am confessing that I lied about being sick
I just didn't wanna go to your stupid office picnic
I am confessing that I lied and made excuses to avoid going to an event with you
Oh and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of rice krispies,
I am confessing to lying about the availability of food
What I meant was that there was only enough left for me. Sorry.
I am apologizing for lying about the food and admitting that I took the last of it
Just when I thought I said all I could say, I thought of some more things that should scare you away
I am saying that I remembered even more things to confess that may make you reconsider our relationship
Once I blew my nose and wiped it on your cat
I am confessing to doing something disgusting to your pet cat
And I lied, yes that dress makes you look fat
I am confessing to lying about how a piece of clothing looked on you
Anyway, I shouldn't say anymore 'til I give you part four of my confessions
I am saying that I have more confessions to make, but I will need to do it later
Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: JERMAINE DUPRI, BRYAN MICHAEL COX
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