Answer Machine
Chamillionaire Lyrics


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"Niggas better see a nigga roll
Starch diamonds and I'm rollin on 84"
Ay, ay, ay swang and I swang and I swang to the left
I pop my trunk and now she tellin me she's so impressed (yes)
It's the answer machine (yes), it's the answer machine
Leave the message for me after the tone
If you callin bout some money, you say I owe you youse a bloody lie
That's a science fiction like that movie with the ugly fly
Money stackin high, got it lookin like a money sky
Jam rag by your thigh, (ha ha!) baby youse a bloody lie
I don't care what they show you OR they tol' you, (tol' you) nigga please!
Tell you-know-who they shouldn'ta been bootleggin my mix CD (please!)
Some of y'all sucks, so keep suckin while I squirt and squeeze
Liftin up the muscle, like, "Hercules! Hercu-LES!"
Hope you don't hurt ya knees, let me grant ya next wish
Awkward feelin that you got soon as you leave ya ex-it
Ladies, don't be shy, give it a try, you should mess wit
The Mixtape Messiah's runnin in, that's right you guessed it
Laid up wit a broad (broad), help me with my message
It's Chamilitary mayne, you know who the best is
You know won't nobody in the underground can test this
You know who the flyest and the freshest in the flesh is
Nah, I got no daughter or no son, but I confess this
A playa in a playa that I'd know you'd be impressed wit
I could sit here braggin about how lovely that my sex is
But words cannot describe my lovin in a couple seconds
Enough wit all the small talk, come over and undress miss
You won't have a small thought when you come and undress this




Naw, just say "ah" open up ya jaw and press this
Up against ya tonsils then after that I'll press this.

Overall Meaning

Chamillionaire’s β€œAnswer Machine” begins with a boastful verse that highlights his wealth and material possessions. He references his diamonds, rolling on 84, and leaving an impression on a woman who is impressed by his car’s trunk. He then transitions to discussing the importance of his answer machine, which serves as a message center for those attempting to contact him. He warns callers not to bother him with talk of money he owes them, as it is a lie, and references a science fiction film before concluding that he has plenty of money and doesn’t need to owe anybody. Chamillionaire then shifts gears to address critics who have bootlegged his music, claiming they shouldn’t have done so. He continues to reference his status as an underground rapper, suggesting that he is untouchable in this realm because nobody can test him. In the final verse, Chamillionaire flexes his skills as a lover, suggesting his abilities are above words as he encourages listeners to come to see for themselves.


Overall, this song is an example of Chamillionaire's ability to craft clever verses that mix humor, bravado, and occasional vulgarity. The song is also noteworthy for how it showcases Chamillionaire's distinct Southern accent and strong vocal delivery. It is a fun and catchy rap song that has remained popular with fans of the genre for over a decade.


Line by Line Meaning

Niggas better see a nigga roll
People should take notice when I roll by


Starch diamonds and I'm rollin on 84
I'm riding in style with sparkling diamonds on my 84-inch rims


Ay, ay, ay swang and I swang and I swang to the left
I'm swerving my car to the left with excitement


I pop my trunk and now she tellin me she's so impressed (yes)
After showing off my car, a woman is impressed and attracted to me


It's the answer machine (yes), it's the answer machine
My phone is an answering machine that can take messages


Leave the message for me after the tone
Please leave a message for me after the beep


If you callin bout some money, you say I owe you youse a bloody lie
If you're calling about money you claim I owe you, it's a complete lie


That's a science fiction like that movie with the ugly fly
Your claim is as unbelievable as the plot of a science fiction movie with an ugly fly


Money stackin high, got it lookin like a money sky
I have so much money stacked up that it resembles a sky of money


Jam rag by your thigh, (ha ha!) baby youse a bloody lie
You claiming that you have a period pad near your thigh is a blatant lie


I don't care what they show you OR they tol' you, (tol' you) nigga please!
I don't care what they told you or what you think, it's ridiculous


Tell you-know-who they shouldn'ta been bootleggin my mix CD (please!)
Let those who illegally copied my music know they made a big mistake


Some of y'all sucks, so keep suckin while I squirt and squeeze
Some of you are bad at what you do, so keep trying while I excel at it


Liftin up the muscle, like, "Hercules! Hercu-LES!"
I am flexing my muscles in a way that resembles Hercules


Hope you don't hurt ya knees, let me grant ya next wish
I hope you don't hurt yourself while trying to do what I just did, let me help you out


Awkward feelin that you got soon as you leave ya ex-it
You might feel awkward leaving an exit in front of your ex (former partner)


Ladies, don't be shy, give it a try, you should mess wit
Ladies, don't be afraid to approach me and give me a chance, you won't regret it


The Mixtape Messiah's runnin in, that's right you guessed it
I'm the Mixtape Messiah and I'm here, just like you thought I'd be


Laid up wit a broad (broad), help me with my message
I'm with a woman who's helping me record my message


It's Chamilitary mayne, you know who the best is
It's Chamilitary, you already know I'm the best


You know won't nobody in the underground can test this
No one in the underground music scene can compete with me


You know who the flyest and the freshest in the flesh is
You know I'm the coolest and most stylish one in person


Nah, I got no daughter or no son, but I confess this
I don't have any children, but I need to confess this


A playa in a playa that I'd know you'd be impressed wit
I'm a ladies' man and I know you'd be impressed with me


I could sit here braggin about how lovely that my sex is
I could boast about how great I am in bed


But words cannot describe my lovin in a couple seconds
But I can't fully explain how good I am in such a short amount of time


Enough wit all the small talk, come over and undress miss
Let's stop wasting time with words, come over and undress


You won't have a small thought when you come and undress this
You won't be having small thoughts once you see what's underneath these clothes


Naw, just say "ah" open up ya jaw and press this
No need to say anything, just open your mouth and let me do what I do best


Up against ya tonsils then after that I'll press this.
I'll put it up against your tonsils and then do what I need to do




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Comments from YouTube:

J. Mason

This use to be my voicemail lmao.

David Silva

Best voicemail i ever had back in the day

Dhoni Cage Vision

Chicks would never wanna talk to me. They just wanted to hear the voicemail. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Sun of Saturn

Mine too πŸ˜‚

Whiteowl Gr52vin

Same lol.. This was my voicemail all through middle school πŸ˜…

Christina Dixon

Mine to lol

BKSDRAMA

This brings back the memories of what creativity was...

King Slim

I actually purchased this 3 disc mix tape album $30 from retail from Lil J's. It was worth every penny.

j c

I found this in frys like fo 15 bucks

j c

Wats lil J’s. J prince store?

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