Answer Machine 2
Chamillionaire Lyrics


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[This song borrows from Trae's "Swang"]
"Niggaz better see a nigga roll
Starch diamonds and I'm rollin on 84"

[Chorus 2X]
Ay, ay, ay swang and I swang and I swang to the left
I pop my trunk and now she tellin me she's so impressed (yes)
It's the answer machine (yes), it's the answer machine
Leave the message for me after the tone

If you callin bout some money, you say I owe you youse a bloody lie
That's a science fiction like that movie with the ugly fly
Money stackin high, got it lookin like a money sky
Jam rag by your thigh, (ha ha!) baby youse a bloody lie
I don't care what they show you OR they tol' you, (tol' you) nigga please!
Tell you-know-who they shouldn'ta been bootleggin my mix CD (please!)
Some of y'all sucks, so keep suckin while I squirt and squeeze
Liftin up the muscle, like, "Hercules! Hercu-LES!"
Hope you don't hurt ya knees, let me grant ya next wish
Awkward feelin that you got soon as you leave ya ex-it
Ladies, don't be shy, give it a try, you should mess wit
The Mixtape Messiah's runnin in, that's right you guessed it
Laid up wit a broad (broad), help me with my message
It's Chamilitary mayne, you know who the best is
You know won't nobody in the underground can test this
You know who the flyest and the freshest in the flesh is
Nah, I got no daughter or no son, but I confess this
A playa in a playa that I'd know you'd be impressed wit
I could sit here braggin about how lovely that my sex is
but words cannot describe my lovin in a couple seconds
Enough wit all the small talk, come over and undress miss
You won't have a small thought when you come and undress this
Naw, just say "ah" open up ya jaw and press this
up against ya tonsils then after that I'll press this.





[Chorus 2X]

Overall Meaning

In Chamillionaire's song "Answer Machine 2," the lyrics borrow from Trae's "Swang," setting a tone of confidence and swagger. The lyrics describe how Chamillionaire rolls in his car with starched diamonds and rolls on 84-inch wheels. In the chorus, he instructs callers to leave a message after the tone.


The verses take on a confrontational tone as Chamillionaire responds to callers who claim he owes them money. He calls them out for their lies and dismisses their attempts to scam him. He brags about his money, his prowess with women, and his skills as a rapper, knowing that no one in the underground can test him. He encourages women to message him and promises that his love-making skills can't be described in just a few seconds.


Line by Line Meaning

Niggaz better see a nigga roll
People better recognize when I'm rolling.


Starch diamonds and I'm rollin on 84
I'm wearing shining diamond jewelry while driving on rims that are 84 inches in size.


Ay, ay, ay swang and I swang and I swang to the left
I'm driving and swerving my car to the left.


I pop my trunk and now she tellin me she's so impressed (yes)
I show a girl the contents of my car trunk, which impresses her.


It's the answer machine (yes), it's the answer machine
My voicemail is on and you can leave me a message.


Leave the message for me after the tone
Please leave a message for me after the beep.


If you callin bout some money, you say I owe you youse a bloody lie
If you're calling about money you think I owe you, you're lying.


That's a science fiction like that movie with the ugly fly
It's as unrealistic as a science fiction movie with a hideous fly.


Money stackin high, got it lookin like a money sky
I have a lot of money and it looks like a stack of cash reaching the sky.


Jam rag by your thigh, (ha ha!) baby youse a bloody lie
You're lying if you say you don't have my money when I can see a tampon string by your thigh.


I don't care what they show you OR they tol' you, (tol' you) nigga please!
I don't care what anyone has told you or shown you, you're lying.


Tell you-know-who they shouldn'ta been bootleggin my mix CD (please!)
Someone who knows who they are should be told to stop bootlegging my mix CD.


Some of y'all sucks, so keep suckin while I squirt and squeeze
Some people aren't good enough, so they should continue to be mediocre while I excel.


Liftin up the muscle, like, "Hercules! Hercu-LES!"
I'm showing off my muscular physique and saying "Hercules" like in the legendary story.


Hope you don't hurt ya knees, let me grant ya next wish
I hope you don't hurt your knees, let me fulfill your next desire.


Awkward feelin that you got soon as you leave ya ex-it
You'll feel awkward when you leave your ex-partner.


Ladies, don't be shy, give it a try, you should mess wit
Ladies, don't hesitate, give it a try, you should have sex with me.


The Mixtape Messiah's runnin in, that's right you guessed it
The Mixtape Messiah is coming, as you predicted.


Laid up wit a broad (broad), help me with my message
I'm with a woman and she's helping me with my voicemail message.


It's Chamilitary mayne, you know who the best is
It's Chamilitary, and I'm the best.


You know won't nobody in the underground can test this
No one in the underground music scene can compete with me.


You know who the flyest and the freshest in the flesh is
You know that I'm the coolest and most stylish in person.


Nah, I got no daughter or no son, but I confess this
I don't have any children but I'll confess something.


A playa in a playa that I'd know you'd be impressed wit
I'm a skilled player and I know you'll be impressed with me.


I could sit here braggin about how lovely that my sex is
I could boast about how great I am in bed.


but words cannot describe my lovin in a couple seconds
However, words can't fully describe how great I am in bed in just a few seconds.


Enough wit all the small talk, come over and undress miss
Enough with the small talk, come over and get naked with me.


You won't have a small thought when you come and undress this
You won't have any reservations or doubts when you undress me.


Naw, just say "ah" open up ya jaw and press this
No need to say anything, just open your mouth and let me insert this.


up against ya tonsils then after that I'll press this.
I'll insert it deeply into your throat and then continue.


[Chorus 2X]
The chorus is repeated two times.




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