Internet Nerd's Brother
Chamillionaire Lyrics


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[phone rings]

[Intro - Chamillionaire as Dexter - talking (Charlie)]
Hello?
(Hello?)
What's up, Charlie?
(What's up, man?)
Nothin, just watching "American Idol", just searching on the net
(Heard anything about Chamillionaire?)

[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire as Dexter (Dexter's Mom) {Charlie}]
Heard he lost twenty million dollars, how'd he lose that?
Heard he got dropped from Universal, how he lose that?
Heard his new single and that (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack
Anyways, Ludacris just wrecked him on his own track
Ha, he's the rapper that my brother hates
He commit suicide, so I'm a take my brother's place
Let me log on the net, I don't have no time to waste
I'm a log on Chamillionaire dot com and rub it in his face
Chamillionaire sucks, Chamillionare's a square
He's drops a lot of mixtapes but I don't care
If he don't switch it up, then I know he's gonna fail
And if he does switch it up, then I just hope it don't sell
Hell, he's super boring, he has no swagger
He's part of a league of rappers that just don't matter
I don't know why DJ Skee or Drama even mess with him
Oh no, there he go, sayin he's the best again
Plus he had the nerve to call my bro an Internet Nerd
I'm a log on his G-mail and hack his f-ing password
Sure, he's got Internet fans
But I never heard nobody in the streets jammin him
Mixtape Messiah, HAHA!, better think again
His last one sucked, I never made it up to number ten
I couldn't even pretend, that I would ever get him
I'll never go to his show and not gonna get his album "Venom"
He sucks, what the heck are people even listening to?
His rhyme patterns are enough to, make me miserable
Make me want to enter in-to a mental institute
In the real commercial world, he is like invisible
On the 'net, they're sayin he got witty bars
I'm a say he's whack, post it under every Diddy blog
And plus I wonder overseas, is he really large?
He's probably on vacation, I don't think he really toured
My sister tried to tell me that he got fifty cars
Hi Chamillionaire, none of those are really yours
He's really leasin 'em but I'm the one that really knows
I'm a put ya on World Star and you're gonna be exposed
His personality stinks, can't stand the scent of it
Where's his website? He didn't even finish it
If he thinks he'll sell as much as Wayne, then he's an idiot
I don't think he even made a song good as (A Milli) yet
Chat rooms or something that I'm normally glued to
But I don't wanna conversate with none of you fools
'Cause you think he's good, ant wrong, you lose
Yesterday he wasn't even top 10 on YouTube
Yeah trick, just admit it, y'all frontin
Charles Hamilton, Joell Ortiz, even Joe Buddens
All of them are better than him (Dexter), y'all don't know nothin
(Dexter, come down here now), ha, my mom's callin me - I'm coming
{Why you mad at me man?}

[American Idol plays in background]





[hangs up phone]

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Chamillionaire's song "Internet Nerd's Brother" describe a conversation between Dexter and his friend Charlie about the rapper Chamillionaire, whom Dexter dislikes. Dexter repeats various rumors he has heard about Chamillionaire's financial losses and record label woes before launching into a scathing critique of his music. He suggests that Chamillionaire's mixtapes lack variety and that his rivalling with Ludacris only highlights his inadequacy. Dexter also impersonates Chamillionaire's internet-famous song "Creepin (Solo)" and proclaims it as "super whack". He accuses Chamillionaire of being boring and lacking swagger, as well as disrespecting Dexter's deceased brother, whom Chamillionaire referred to as an "internet nerd" in an interview. Dexter concludes by calling out Chamillionaire's fans and stating that they have no taste in music before hanging up to watch "American Idol".


Line by Line Meaning

Heard he lost twenty million dollars, how'd he lose that?
I've heard rumors that Chamillionaire lost $20 million, do you know how it happened?


Heard he got dropped from Universal, how he lose that?
I've also heard that Chamillionaire got dropped from Universal Records, do you know anything about it?


Heard his new single and that (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack
I recently listened to Chamillionaire's new single, 'Creepin' (Solo)' and thought it was terrible.


Anyways, Ludacris just wrecked him on his own track
Additionally, Ludacris completely outperformed Chamillionaire on their recent track together.


Ha, he's the rapper that my brother hates
Chamillionaire is the rapper that my brother despises.


He commit suicide, so I'm a take my brother's place
My brother was so unhappy because of Chamillionaire calling him an internet nerd that he took his own life. I am now seeking to avenge my brother by taking his place.


Let me log on the net, I don't have no time to waste
I am going to get on the internet and vent my frustration because I have nothing better to do with my time.


I'm a log on Chamillionaire dot com and rub it in his face
I'll go to Chamillionaire's website to insult him and make him feel bad about himself.


Chamillionaire sucks, Chamillionare's a square
Chamillionaire is terrible and has no 'cool' factor.


He's drops a lot of mixtapes but I don't care
Chamillionaire releases numerous mixtapes but they do not grab my attention.


If he don't switch it up, then I know he's gonna fail
If Chamillionaire does not change his style, he is going to experience failure.


And if he does switch it up, then I just hope it don't sell
If Chamillionaire does change his style, I hope it fails to garner him any sort of success.


Hell, he's super boring, he has no swagger
Chamillionaire is dreadfully dull, and has no natural charisma.


He's part of a league of rappers that just don't matter
Chamillionaire is among a group of rappers who are irrelevant in the music industry.


I don't know why DJ Skee or Drama even mess with him
I cannot fathom why DJs Skee or Drama would associate with Chamillionaire.


Oh no, there he go, sayin he's the best again
Chamillionaire has made another statement claiming to be the best rapper.


Plus he had the nerve to call my bro an Internet Nerd
To make matters worse, Chamillionaire insulted my brother by calling him an 'Internet Nerd'.


I'm a log on his G-mail and hack his f-ing password
I am going to hack Chamillionaire's G-mail account to further cause him trouble.


Sure, he's got Internet fans
While Chamillionaire may have fans on the internet,


But I never heard nobody in the streets jammin him
I have yet to hear anyone in my local area listening to his music.


Mixtape Messiah, HAHA!, better think again
Chamillionaire's nickname 'Mixtape Messiah' is laughable, he is far from a messiah-like figure in the rap world.


His last one sucked, I never made it up to number ten
Chamillionaire's most recent mixtape was total rubbish, I could not even get past ten tracks.


I couldn't even pretend, that I would ever get him
I refuse to even try and appreciate Chamillionaire's music.


I'll never go to his show and not gonna get his album 'Venom'
I will never attend one of Chamillionaire's concerts and I do not plan on listening to his forthcoming album, 'Venom'.


He sucks, what the heck are people even listening to?
Honestly, I have no clue why anyone would bother to listen to Chamillionaire's music. He is terrible.


His rhyme patterns are enough to, make me miserable
The monotonous, unimaginative lyrics in Chamillionaire's songs are enough to make me feel extremely unhappy.


Make me want to enter in-to a mental institute
Listening to Chamillionaire's music makes me feel so unstable that I have considered admitting myself into a mental institution.


In the real commercial world, he is like invisible
In the real music industry, Chamillionaire is almost invisible.


On the 'net, they're sayin he got witty bars
Although Chamillionaire is not popular in mainstream media, people on the internet think he can write clever rhymes.


I'm a say he's whack, post it under every Diddy blog
Personally, I disagree with these people's opinions and am going to post messages about how horrible Chamillionaire is on every Diddy blog.


And plus I wonder overseas, is he really large?
I am curious to know if Chamillionaire is popular outside of the United States.


He's probably on vacation, I don't think he really toured
I doubt that Chamillionaire actually went on tour, he probably went on vacation or something.


My sister tried to tell me that he got fifty cars
My sister informed me that Chamillionaire owns fifty cars.


Hi Chamillionaire, none of those are really yours
I wanted to let Chamillionaire know that none of those cars he supposedly has are actually his.


He's really leasing 'em, but I'm the one that really knows
Chamillionaire is actually leasing these cars, I am the one with this knowledge.


I'ma put ya on World Star and you're gonna be exposed
I am going to expose Chamillionaire to the world by posting my negative thoughts about him on WorldStarHipHop.com.


His personality stinks, can't stand the scent of it
Chamillionaire's personality is terrible, and I cannot stand it.


Where's his website? He didn't even finish it
Even Chamillionaire's website is incomplete and in need of further development.


If he thinks he'll sell as much as Wayne, then he's an idiot
Chamillionaire is delusional if he thinks he will ever match the commercial success of Lil Wayne.


I don't think he even made a song good as (A Milli) yet
Chamillionaire has not even written a track that is as good as Lil Wayne's hit 'A Milli'.


Chat rooms or something that I'm normally glued to
I usually spend time in chat rooms or other online communities.


But I don't wanna conversate with none of you fools
However, I do not want to talk to anyone in these chat rooms because they do not share my negative opinion of Chamillionaire.


'Cause you think he's good, ant wrong, you lose
If you think Chamillionaire is good, then you are wrong and you will eventually lose out.


Yesterday he wasn't even top 10 on YouTube
Yesterday, Chamillionaire did not even make it into the top ten most popular videos on YouTube.


Yeah trick, just admit it, y'all frontin'
You all are fronting, just admit that Chamillionaire is terrible.


Charles Hamilton, Joell Ortiz, even Joe Buddens
Rappers such as Charles Hamilton, Joell Ortiz, and Joe Buddens are significantly more talented than Chamillionaire.


All of them are better than him (Dexter), y'all don't know nothin
All of these rappers outclass Chamillionaire, you do not know anything about real music.


My mom's callin me - I'm coming
My mother is calling me, I need to go attend to her needs.




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