Mike Jones Speaks..
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Attention, we gotta thang for cotton-candy rappers
That gotta be in the bed before 9:00
Cover ya ears, its 'bout to get ugly baby

[Chorus]
Now who they want?
Me (6x), King Koopa
That's what I give em'
(The, Color Changin' Click)
(Chamillitary man)
Now who they hate
Dike (7x), then I'm gon' get em'
Real niggaz ain't jammin' no
(Dike Jones, Who?, Dike Jones, Jones)

[Verse 1: Chamillionaire]
Yeah, I handle heat like a pizza man
you want beef I'll unpack it for ya
Mike Jones, is a wack rapper but he isn't a bad promoter
You don't know want problems my nigga
my stats is way past a quota
Cuz I'm gettin' what Flippa says in the initial that's after Clova, G's
Nigga please, them commercials ain't even right (why)
Texas niggaz be pourin' purple, we bend and remixed that Sprite
Okay Koopa stick to this Dike, you right if he wanna fight
But this ain't no Lil' Flip beverage he won't have a Lucky Night (nah)
He lucky if he have a life, sayin' Cham' ain't gon' get a deal
Ain't no rhymer you's a vagina, it's time for some Vagisil
Want problems then Crank It Up, ain't no Static or Banner here (nigga)
I crush that lil' man career, like a Budweiser can of beer
Bout to dig up a deep hole, so ya album can rest and sleep
You can put all ya lyrics in it the gimmicks can rest in peace (Who?)
I bought ya CD, you was sayin' how you the best in the streets (Uh-Uh)
So I had to go get my quarterback like niggaz who step in them cleets
Hut 1, Hut 2, now you in some trouble fool
And my brother don't like you now, you got trouble in doubles dude
And you won't get to guzzle juice, no opening for ya food
Cuz the only way to shut you up, is a muzzle to muzzle you
Watch the punisher punish WHO?, nah, I don't have to ask ya
You said it, now you gon' get it, and I ain't gon' have a hassle
You ain't the King, I should know I'm the nigga that built the castle
I pull my back-hand and slap you, turn you 'to a dizzy rascal (WHO!)
That ain't hip-hop, I swear that garbage gon' get stopped
I'ma kill the tick-tock you got in your flea-market wrist-watch (Fuck that
nigga)
He said I fell off, and Koopa could never get hot
Can't pull my dick out, cuz he got my dick in a lip-lock
Man, I'm just sayin' though get off my genetalia
Get off my nuts, I'm bettin' ya, no you ain't no competitor
Mo' money and mo'record sales, etcetera etcetera
So I'ma delete you, and put Magno back there instead of ya (OH!)

[Chorus]
Now who they want?
Me (6x), King Koopa
That's what I give em'
...Now who they hate
Dike (7x), then I'm gon' get em'




Real niggaz ain't jammin' no
(Dike Jones, Who?, Dike Jones, Jones)

Overall Meaning

In Chamillionaire's song "Mike Jones Speaks," the rapper is taking aim at fellow Texas rapper, Mike Jones. Chamillionaire describes Jones as a "cotton-candy rapper" who needs to be in bed before 9:00. He also criticizes Jones' rapping skills but acknowledges that he is a good promoter. Chamillionaire boasts about his own success and mentions his beef with other rappers. He references Lil' Flip, who he has also had a public feud with, and digs into Jones' career, saying he will bury his album and lyrics. The chorus repeats the question of who people want and who they hate, with Chamillionaire answering that they want him and hate Jones.


The verses of the song are filled with insults towards Jones and assertions that Chamillionaire is the king of Texas rap. He brags about his stats, record sales, and his ability to handle heat. He also takes aim at Jones' fans, saying that real niggas aren't jammin' to his music. Chamillionaire uses a lot of wordplay and metaphors in his lyrics, showing off his clever wordplay and mastery of the genre.


Line by Line Meaning

Attention, we gotta thang for cotton-candy rappers
We don't like rappers who are too soft and make music for kids


That gotta be in the bed before 9:00
These rappers are not serious and don't have any work ethic


Cover ya ears, its 'bout to get ugly baby
What we're about to say might be too harsh or loud for some people


Now who they want?
Who do the listeners like or want to hear from?


Me (6x), King Koopa
They want to hear from Chamillionaire, who calls himself King Koopa


That's what I give em'
I give them what they want, which is me rapping


(The, Color Changin' Click)
The collective of rappers Chamillionaire is part of


(Chamillitary man)
Another name for Chamillionaire, indicating his military-like approach to music


Now who they hate
Who do the listeners dislike or want to hear less from?


Dike (7x), then I'm gon' get em'
They dislike Mike Jones, and Chamillionaire is going to confront him


Real niggaz ain't jammin' no
Serious rappers don't listen to or collaborate with wack artists


(Dike Jones, Who?, Dike Jones, Jones)
A play on words, mocking Mike Jones' name and lack of talent


Yeah, I handle heat like a pizza man
I'm good at dealing with confrontations, like a pizza man is good at handling hot pizzas


you want beef I'll unpack it for ya
If you have a problem with me, I'm ready to deal with it


Mike Jones, is a wack rapper but he isn't a bad promoter
Mike Jones may not be talented as an artist, but he knows how to market himself


You don't know want problems my nigga
You don't want to start trouble with me, my friend


my stats is way past a quota
I'm doing really well and surpassing expectations


Cuz I'm gettin' what Flippa says in the initial that's after Clova, G's
I'm earning money and succeeding, like the rapper Flippa does


Nigga please, them commercials ain't even right (why)
Mike Jones' advertisements don't accurately depict Texas culture


Texas niggaz be pourin' purple, we bend and remixed that Sprite
Texan rappers like to mix cough syrup with Sprite to get high


Okay Koopa stick to this Dike, you right if he wanna fight
Chamillionaire will deal with Mike Jones if he wants to fight


But this ain't no Lil' Flip beverage he won't have a Lucky Night (nah)
This conflict won't end like Lil' Flip's did with a lucky break


He lucky if he have a life, sayin' Cham' ain't gon' get a deal
Mike Jones is in trouble for doubting Chamillionaire's future success


Ain't no rhymer you's a vagina, it's time for some Vagisil
Mike Jones is not good at rapping, and needs to deal with it


Want problems then Crank It Up, ain't no Static or Banner here (nigga)
If you want to start trouble, Chamillionaire is ready, unlike less serious rappers


I crush that lil' man career, like a Budweiser can of beer
Chamillionaire will end Mike Jones' career quickly and easily


Bout to dig up a deep hole, so ya album can rest and sleep
Chamillionaire will hurt Mike Jones' album sales and career prospects


You can put all ya lyrics in it the gimmicks can rest in peace (Who?)
Mike Jones' songs are shallow and use gimmicks, which won't last


I bought ya CD, you was sayin' how you the best in the streets (Uh-Uh)
Chamillionaire has heard Mike Jones' music and knows he's not good


So I had to go get my quarterback like niggaz who step in them cleets
Chamillionaire is prepared for this conflict, like a football team with a skilled quarterback


Hut 1, Hut 2, now you in some trouble fool
The game has started, and Mike Jones is in trouble


And my brother don't like you now, you got trouble in doubles dude
Chamillionaire's associates and family are also against Mike Jones now


And you won't get to guzzle juice, no opening for ya food
Mike Jones won't have any success or opportunities


Cuz the only way to shut you up, is a muzzle to muzzle you
Mike Jones talks too much, and needs to be silenced


Watch the punisher punish WHO?, nah, I don't have to ask ya
Chamillionaire will punish Mike Jones, no question


You said it, now you gon' get it, and I ain't gon' have a hassle
Mike Jones started this conflict, and now has to deal with the consequences


You ain't the King, I should know I'm the nigga that built the castle
Chamillionaire is the true king of the rap game, not Mike Jones


I pull my back-hand and slap you, turn you 'to a dizzy rascal (WHO!)
Chamillionaire will physically attack Mike Jones, and make him disoriented


That ain't hip-hop, I swear that garbage gon' get stopped
Mike Jones' music is not true hip-hop, and will eventually disappear


I'ma kill the tick-tock you got in your flea-market wrist-watch (Fuck that nigga)
Mike Jones' ostentatious watch is worth nothing, and Chamillionaire doesn't care about it or him


He said I fell off, and Koopa could never get hot
Mike Jones is wrong about Chamillionaire's talent and success


Can't pull my dick out, cuz he got my dick in a lip-lock
Mike Jones is obsessed with Chamillionaire, and always talks about him


Man, I'm just sayin' though get off my genetalia
Mike Jones needs to stop talking about and obsessing over Chamillionaire


Get off my nuts, I'm bettin' ya, no you ain't no competitor
Mike Jones is not at the same level as Chamillionaire, and is not worthy of his attention


Mo' money and mo'record sales, etcetera etcetera
Chamillionaire is successful and rich, and doesn't need to worry about Mike Jones


So I'ma delete you, and put Magno back there instead of ya (OH!)
Chamillionaire will erase Mike Jones from the rap game, and replace him with someone better




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Comments from YouTube:

YouReallyDontKnow

Serious or not Cham put out some serious heat at this fool, Cham crazy with the vocals/bars

manutdjkm

They dissed Chamillionaire and he went on to become the most successful. Nothing lasts forever.

Noel R.

@BlackFaithProduction Maybe Cham fall off in relevance but the quality of music never dropped. Every project or verse he put out was dope.

Ashocka Black

@BlackFaithProduction RIGHT.

BlackFaithProduction

They all fell off musically but Cham is the wealthiest.

IntoTheFray

manutdjkm 100%

IntoTheFray

Mike Jones was an instigator. Cham says that he was instigating personal stuff between Paul and Cham. He was also talking shit about Magno behind his back. Mike knows good and well why Cham destroyed him on wax.

Silas Santana

He still be lying.. 250k ballin underground? Yea right. Chamillionare out sold him worldwide on their major debut as well.

Curtis Johnson

Facts. Mike Jones never had a Ridin Dirty. I thought the song was trash because I knew what Cham could really do, but the ring tones that song sold was ๐Ÿคฏ Mike Jones best song was taken by Lil Wayne and most people have no idea its Mike's original

Dwayne -

mike jones. i feel u

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