You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch
Charles Kimbrough Lyrics

You're a mean one, Mr Grinch
You are a cruel, harsh person, Mr. Grinch

You really are a heel
You are truly despicable

You're as cuddly as a cactus
You are not at all affectionate or lovable, like a prickly cactus

You're as charming as an eel
You have a slippery, untrustworthy personality, like an eel

You're a bad banana
You are a rotten person

With a greasy black peel!
Your exterior appears dirty and unattractive

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!
You are a terrifying and cruel person, Mr. Grinch

Your heart's an empty hole
You lack any empathy or compassion

Your brain is full of spiders
You have a twisted and creepy mind

You've got garlic in your soul
You have a dark and unpleasant inner self

I wouldn't touch you
I refuse to have any contact with you

With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
Even if I had a long pole, I would not come near you

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!
You are disgusting and unpleasant, Mr. Grinch

You have termites in your smile
You have something rotten and infested in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness
You lack any kindness or graciousness

Of a seasick crocodile
Like a queasy and unsteady crocodile

Given the choice between the two of you
When forced to choose between you and another unpleasant option

I'd take the seasick crocodile!
I would rather choose the less objectionable option

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!
You are revolting and repugnant, Mr. Grinch

You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
You are a rude and terrible person

Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your heart is filled with unpleasant and dirty things

Your soul is full of gunk
Your inner self is polluted and unpleasant

The three words that best describe you
The words that most accurately represent you

Are as follows, and I quote
I will now directly quote these three words

"Stink, stank, stunk!"
"You are putrid, unappealing, and utterly unpleasant!"

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch!
You are a despicable and untrustworthy person, Mr. Grinch

You're the king of sinful sots!
You are the leader of wicked and immoral people

Your heart's a dead tomato
Your heart is like a useless and decaying tomato

Splotched with moldy, purple spots
Covered in disgusting growths and discolorations

Your soul is an apalling dump-heap
Your inner self is a revolting and unbearable mess

Overflowing with the most disgraceful Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
Filled with an unbearable amount of deeply unpleasant things

Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!
Complicated and twisted into unpleasant knots

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch!
You make me feel sick and repulsed, Mr. Grinch

With a nauseous super naus!
You give off an intensely unpleasant feeling

You're a crooked jerky jockey
You are a dishonest and unscrupulous person

And you drive a crooked hoss
Your actions are dishonest and deceitful

You're a three-decker sauerkraut
You are an unpleasant and offensive person

And toadstool sandwich
With a disgusting and poisonous topping

With arsenic sauce!
And a deadly poison topper