Everything Happens to Me
Charlie Haden Lyrics


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I make a date for golf, and you can bet your life it rains.
I try to give a party, and the guy upstairs complains.
I guess I'll go through life, just catching colds and missing trains.
Everything happens to me.

I never miss a thing. I've had the measles and the mumps.
And every time I play an ace, my partner always trumps.
I guess I'm just a fool, who never looks before he jumps.
Everything happens to me.

At first, my heart thought you could break this jinx for me.
That love would turn the trick to end despair.
But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me.
I've mortgaged all my castles in the air.

I've telegraphed and phoned and sent an air mail special too.
Your answer was goodbye and there was even postage due.
I fell in love just once, and then it had to be with you.
Everything happens to me.

I've telegraphed and phoned. I sent an air mail special too.
Your answer was goodbye and there was even postage due.




I fell in love just once, and then it had to be with you.
Everything happens to me.

Overall Meaning

In Charlie Haden's song "Everything Happens to Me," the singer reveals his perpetual streak of bad luck in all aspects of his life, ranging from missed opportunities, to failed relationships, to unfortunate medical ailments. The opening lines about planning a game of golf only to experience rain and setting up a party event countered by a complaining neighbor upstairs illustrates how his efforts often fall short due to uncontrollable circumstances. The following line about catching colds and missing trains adds a sense of hopelessness to the list, revealing how even the smallest mishaps can snowball into larger issues. The second verse further depicts his ill-fated life, with lyrics such as "I never miss a thing. I've had the measles and the mumps," and "I guess I'm just a fool, who never looks before he jumps."


The bridge section of the song uses a romantic relationship experience as an example of how this bad luck follows him there as well. The singer believed love could change his fortunes and end his despair, but it turns out that his relationship ends up causing even more trouble. The image of the castles in the air being mortgaged emphasizes the sense of loss when even desirable aspirations become unattainable. Lastly, the final chorus refers back to his communication efforts to an old love and how the response was a farewell message with postage due, informing that his streak of misfortune even persists in his relationships.


Line by Line Meaning

I make a date for golf, and you can bet your life it rains.
Whenever I make plans to do something enjoyable, it always seems to go wrong.


I try to give a party, and the guy upstairs complains.
Even when I try to do something nice for others, something always goes wrong.


I guess I'll go through life, just catching colds and missing trains.
I feel like no matter what I do, I will always be unlucky.


Everything happens to me.
All of life's misfortunes seem to happen to me.


I never miss a thing. I've had the measles and the mumps.
I always seem to get sick, and never miss out on any illnesses going around.


And every time I play an ace, my partner always trumps.
Even in card games, I can never seem to win.


I guess I'm just a fool, who never looks before he jumps.
I tend to act impulsively without thinking through the consequences.


At first, my heart thought you could break this jinx for me.
I had hoped that being in love with you would bring me good luck and break my string of bad luck.


That love would turn the trick to end despair.
I thought that being in love would bring me happiness and solve all of my problems.


But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me.
I have come to realize that my rational mind knows better than to believe in such superstitions.


I've mortgaged all my castles in the air.
I have put all of my hopes and dreams into one thing and it did not work out.


I've telegraphed and phoned and sent an air mail special too.
I have tried every possible way to communicate with you.


Your answer was goodbye and there was even postage due.
But even with all of my efforts, you still rejected me.


I fell in love just once, and then it had to be with you.
Out of all the people in the world, I fell in love with someone who would not love me back.


Everything happens to me.
No matter what I do, my life seems to be marked by misfortune.




Lyrics © O/B/O APRA AMCOS
Written by: HOAGY CARMICHAEL, JOHNNY MERCER

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