Winning
Charlie Sheen Lyrics

I, I, I, I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen
I am under the influence of my own persona and it is my drug.

It's not available, if you try it once you will die
Charlie Sheen's persona is not for everyone as its power can be overwhelming and have negative consequences.

Your face will melt off
Charlie Sheen's persona can be so intense that it can change one's physical appearance.

And your children will weep over your exploded body, over your exploded body
The dangerous power of Charlie Sheen's persona can hurt not just the individual, but also those around them, as it can lead to destruction.

What's not to love?
Charlie Sheen's wild and carefree lifestyle is enjoyable to those who indulge in it.

The run I was on made Jagger and Richards look like Droopy-eyed armless children
Charlie Sheen's lifestyle was so extreme that it surpassed the ideas of rockstars such as The Rolling Stones.

I was bangin 7 gram rocks, that's how I roll, winning
I indulge in drugs in an absurdly high quantity and I continue to do so despite its risks.

I have one gear: go, epic winning
I only function in a state of extreme success and I will stop at nothing to achieve it.

Are you bipolar?
Charlie Sheen's lifestyle and persona can appear erratic and unpredictable, leading some to conclude that he may be bipolar.

I'm bi-winning
Charlie Sheen claims to achieve success in both his personal and professional life, in all areas he competes in.

Win here, win there, win, win, everywhere-where
Charlie Sheen's success permeates into every area of his life, whether it be personal or professional.

Absolute victory
Charlie Sheen desires to have total and complete success in all areas of his life.

I'm on a quest
Charlie Sheen is determined to live his life his way and achieve the success he desires.

We're gonna win everywhere
Charlie Sheen sees himself as leading a team, with him as the captain, that will dominate and succeed in all areas.

Right every single wrong (Right every wrong!)
Charlie Sheen fixes all mistakes or things he sees as wrong in his life, regardless of how insignificant they may seem.

I'm a total frickin rock star from Mars, winning
Charlie Sheen sees himself as an otherworldly being, superior to all those around him and continuously succeeding.

C'mon bro, I got tiger blood, winning
Charlie Sheen claims to possess a rare trait that makes him superior to others and drives him to always win.

You borrow my brain and you're like, dude, can't handle it
Charlie Sheen's intelligence and personality can be too intense for some, causing others to feel overwhelmed and confused.

I've got a list, help me sort this
Charlie Sheen has a list of accomplishments and achievements but needs help organizing them.

From the epic win to the desperately winless
Charlie Sheen has achieved enormous success, but has also suffered numerous setbacks.

Chicken nuggets, winning
Charlie Sheen can achieve success even in the most mundane and insignificant things like eating chicken nuggets.

Bubblegum, winning
Charlie Sheen can achieve success in things as simple as chewing gum.

Pretending to text to avoid someone, epic winning
Charlie Sheen's ability to avoid people by pretending to text is an example of his superior ability to control situations that would otherwise go wrong.

Slow dancing, winning
Charlie Sheen's ability to slow dance is an example of his success in every area of his life, no matter how small it may seem.

Slow pantsing, winning
Charlie Sheen's ability to pants someone slowly is an example of his success in making others feel inferior to him.

Breakin the rules of the Geneva conventions, weak
Charlie Sheen's disregard for rules, even internationally recognized ones, is an example of his superiority over the concept of international law.

Adonis blood, winning
Charlie Sheen sees himself as a god-like figure, similar to Adonis, and possessing his traits.

Violent love, winning
Charlie Sheen's intense and chaotic love life is an example of his success in romantic matters.

Givin needy women caresses and hugs, epic winning
Charlie Sheen's ability to give love and attention to those who need it is an example of his superiority to those around him.

Childbirth, winning
Charlie Sheen sees childbirth as a challenge and he would be successful even in such a scenario.

Colin Firth, winning
Charlie Sheen believes he is superior to established and respected actors, such as Colin Firth.

Tinky Winky's purse, duh, winning, winning
Charlie Sheen can achieve success even in the weirdest and most ridiculed things such as owning Tinky Winky's purse.