Nice Guys
Chester See Kevjumba & Ryan Higa Lyrics

Nice guys finish last that's why I'll treat you like trash
I know you only date bad guys, so I'm going to treat you poorly because that's what you expect.

It′s not what I really Want to do
Treating you badly isn't what I truly desire or believe is right.

But you only date bad guys so I′ll give it my best try to treat you the way you want Me to
I'll make an effort to treat you badly because that's what I think you want based on your dating history.

I'll never open a door or pull out a chair, you can tell me how your day was but I Don′t really care
I'm not going to show you any courtesy or respect, even if you try to engage me in conversation.

And if you ever get cold, you′ll just have to hack it 'cause I′ll be cold too if I gave You my jacket
Even if you're uncomfortable or in need, I won't offer my jacket or help in any way because I'm focused on myself.

Like, woah, you ain't sittin′ up front Front is for the homies you can sit in the trunk
I won't treat you as my equal or let you ride with me, you can sit in the back like a second-class citizen.

I'll never answer my phone whenever you call it and when the waiter brings the bill I′ll never reach for my wallet
I won't be responsive or show any generosity or kindness, not even when we're out at a restaurant.

And I'ma beat you In every competition Going out with the girls you better get my permission
I'll always want to be in control and put you down, even when it comes to fun activities or spending time with friends.

Wait no, I take that back, you can′t go, house is on tonight and that's my favorite show
Even when I try to be nice, I'll still limit your choices and control your actions based on my own preferences.

Do I look fat in this dress? Hell yeah you do, wait let me speak your language Cow′s go moo, moo, moo, moo
I'll insult and mock you, even when you ask for my opinion or seek my support.

But behind the scenes, she means the world to me, I wanna tell her that she′s beautiful And show her that she′s loved Hold her hand when she's scared, tell her how much I care
Despite my outward behavior, I do truly care for and love her. I want to express that and be there for her in her times of need.

But that won′t win her heart, because Nice guys finish last that's why I'll treat you like trash, it's not what I really want to do
However, my kindness and love won't be enough to win her over, because she's only looking for someone who treats her badly.

Oh, oh, you only date bad guys so I'll give it my best try to treat you the way you want me to
Ultimately, I'll continue to try to treat her poorly because she's made it clear that she only desires bad guys, and I want to be with her.