Nice Guys
Chester See ft. Ryan Higa & KevJumba Lyrics

Nice guys finish last,
Being a nice guy doesn't make you successful in love and relationships.

That's why I'll treat you like trash,
I'll act badly towards you because that’s what you're attracted to.

It's not what I really wanna do
I don't actually want to treat you poorly.

But, you only date bad guys so,
You seem to prefer bad guys over nice guys.

I'll give it my best try to,
I'm going to make an effort to treat you poorly.

Treat you the way you want me to
I'll act badly towards you because that’s what you seem to want.

I never open a door,
I never show basic chivalry towards you.

Or pull out a chair.
I don't extend common courtesy to you.

You can tell me how your day was
I don't show any interest in your life.

But I don't really care.
I don't listen to you because I don't care about what you have to say.

And if you ever get cold,
I won't give you my jacket if you're cold.

You'll just have to hack it,
You'll have to figure out how to survive on your own.

Cause I'd be cold too
I'm cold too, but I don't care about your feelings.

If I gave you my jacket.
I won't give you my jacket because I don't care about you.

Like WHOA, you ain't sittin up front,
I won't let you sit in the front seat of my car.

Front is for the homies you can sit in the trunk.
Only my friends get to sit in the front seat; you'll have to ride in the back.

I never answer my phone,
I won't take your calls.

Whenever you call it
I don't want to talk to you.

And when the waiter brings the bill
I won't offer to pay for our dates.

I never reach for my wallet.
I don't want to pay for you or do anything nice for you.

And Ima BEAT you!
I'm going to constantly compete with you.

At every competition.
I have to win every competition I'm in with you.

Going out with the girls
I won't let you go out with your friends without my permission.

You better get my permission.
You need my approval to do anything in our relationship.

Wait no, I take that back, you can't go,
Actually, you're not allowed to go out with your friends.

House is on tonight
I prefer to watch TV instead of spending time with you.

And that's my favorite show!
I'd rather watch a show all by myself instead of engaging with you.

Do I look fat in this dress?
You can't ask me honest questions like this because I won't answer truthfully.

Hell yeah, you do!
I'm going to respond negatively to your question just to bring you down.

Wait, lemme speak your language
I'm going to mock you by mimicking animal noises.

Cows go moo! Mooo Moooo Mooo MOOOO!
I'm being derogatory by imitating a cow instead of actually talking to you like a human being.

But behind the scenes, she means the world to me.
I deeply care about you even if I don't admit it publicly.

Wanna tell her that she's beautiful,
I want to give you compliments to uplift you.

And show her that she's loved.
I want to demonstrate that you're appreciated and cared for.

Hold her hand when she's scared,
I want to provide physical support and comfort for you.

Tell her how much I care...
I want to express my feelings and make sure you feel valued.

But that won't win her heart BECAUSE...
Unfortunately, the bad behavior is what seems to attract you, so showing kindness may not be enough.