Fat Raps
Chip tha Ripper Lyrics

Pulled up to the hand-car wash like blao,
I arrived at the car wash with enthusiasm and confidence.

Just the outside my nigga gon' wipe me down.
I only need the outside of the car washed and my friend is going to do that for me.

Know i gotta couple dollars for you when you done,
I have some money to pay for the car wash services once they are completed.

Roll the window back up, roll the blunt, cut UGK back up,
I closed the car window, prepared the marijuana, and restarted the UGK music.

Cut the AC back up; gettin kinda hot in here, Benny Hanna
It's starting to get hot in the car, so I turned the AC back on, and referred to the restaurant chain, Benny Hanna.

Left-over weed, smokin, I'm in here.
I'm smoking marijuana, and there is some leftover to smoke later.

Let me volunteer to get you niggas minds right, getcha funds
Allow me to help you straighten out your thoughts and improve your financial situation.

Up instead of chasin after limelight.
Instead of pursuing fame, you should focus on improving your financial status.

But since I'm all good I might, go and see whats good
Since I'm doing well, I think I'll go find out what's happening.

With these pretty girls for one night. So I whipped around
I'm looking for desirable women to spend the night with, so I quickly changed direction.

To the spot I knew was poppy-in. Parked then we
I went to a place where I knew there was a party, and then parked my car.

Hopped out then hopped in, no problem. Soon as we got in
We exited the car and then entered the party without incident.

Eye brows raised up, I missed the tape with Fay Cut(?),
People looked at me with surprise or suspicion, and I failed to hear the announcement from the DJ Fay Cut.

With the Escalade truck, in the party lookin for Miss-Not-
I'm driving my large Escalade truck in the party, looking for an attractive woman who is not too picky.

Too-Bougiese with a booty and know how to roll
I want a woman who has a big butt and knows how to roll marijuana cigarettes.

Doobies and junk
I'm interested in smoking marijuana and whatever else is available.

Bitches think I'm living out my car, all these shoe
People might think that I live in my car because of all the shoe boxes and other items in it.

Boxes and shit, don't confuse it boo, this stuff I
Don't be mistaken, dear, these items are recent purchases.

Just bought, before I came to scoop you, coulda
I bought these things just before I picked you up.

Dropped it off, but I wanted you to see it, confident
I could have dropped these purchases off, but I wanted to show them to you to display my confidence.

But not concieted.
However, I'm not arrogant or egotistical.

Yeah, I like my grapes, and my weed seedless.
I prefer seedless grapes and marijuana.

Gettin pussy with my fathers features, believe it.
I am attracting women because I inherited attractive features from my father.

If you missed it, then I bet somebody out there seen
If you didn't witness my success, then somebody else probably did.

It, TwitPic my outfit, bitches stalk my comments.
I posted a picture of my outfit on Twitter, and women constantly follow and comment on my posts.

Just fool.
I'm just joking around.

What they say I came first on my list of things
People claim that I prioritize sexual activity above everything else.

To do(?). If the broad got wireless at her crib
If a woman I'm with has internet access at her home,

I fall through. Gotta e-mails to read, as she
I'll visit her place, and I have emails to check while she

Break down my tree, reach my cell phone,
Rolls my marijuana, and hands over my cell phone.

Turn the TV down for me(yeah).
Please turn the volume down on the television.

It was kinda ironic, cuz I had the papers
It was ironic because I had the materials to roll a joint,

She had the chronic. The Hornets beat the
And she had the marijuana. The Hornets basketball team won against

Supersonics. And hella vapors from the smokin
The SuperSonics. And lots of smoke from the marijuana cigarettes.

Volcano, I'm thirsty need some water, boy captain
There's so much smoke from the marijuana that I'm feeling dehydrated and need some water. I jokingly refer to myself as Captain Insane-o.

Aye, in this lifetime you only get richer or not,
Hey, in life, you either increase your wealth or you don't.

So hoes jump for my balls like they tipped off
Prostitutes eagerly pursue me like they do a basketball that is tipped off.

The rock. I get it from my dad cuz I'm a chip
This attribute comes from my father because I'm a chip off the old block.

Of the block. Now I'm up in Cleveland to grab
I'm in Cleveland now to take over as the new version of my father.

Chip off the block. Now whip off the lots, with
I'm taking control of the lots and leaving with

A bad bitch, ass thick, and tits so I slipped off
An attractive woman with a thick butt and large breasts, so I removed my clothing.

The top. Yeah, Bitch I'm the man, forever gettin
I consider myself to be the man, and I always attract women.

Chose, I party everynight and it's never gettin old.
Women consistently choose me, and I never get tired of partying.

The story of your life is probably never gettin
Your life story likely involves never achieving your goals or being successful.

Told, them tickets to your show is probably
Your show tickets probably won't sell well.

Never gettin sold. I might just cop some shit
They might not sell, but I may still buy some items.

From some set, New York to LA, I beat the sunset.
I purchase items from both New York and Los Angeles, and I do so quickly.

Your girl show me L-O-V-E. I dropped the O and
Your girlfriend shows me love. I removed the O from LOVE and

E, and just took the LV. Thats Louis Vuitton luggage,
I just took the LV, which refers to Louis Vuitton luggage.

Everytime you see my passport, Domneyair(?) print
Every time someone sees my passport, they will notice that it has a specific design on it.

Got me lookin like a chessboard ahaha.
This design makes my passport resemble a chessboard, haha.