Fly Swat
Chris Crocker Lyrics

Attention please
I have something important to say

We've got them haters in here
There are people around who dislike and criticize me

That think that talking a bunch of mess
They believe that insulting and attacking me with their words makes them appear tough and powerful

Makes them look big and bad
In their minds, they feel superior by putting down someone else

I'm gonna just get my fly swat
I am prepared to retaliate and defend myself against such petty behavior

Buzzin' like a bee
You are annoying and persistent

But you're stinging like a fly
Your insults are weak and ineffective

I'm gonna fly swat 'cha
I will take immediate action to put an end to your behavior

Fly swat 'cha

You know when a bitch is fu*kin' harmless
Deep down, you are aware that I am not a threat to you in any way

But have the nerve to fu*kin' start sh*t
Yet, you still choose to provoke and belittle me

Who the fu*k you think you’re fooling fool?
Do you honestly believe that your behavior is impressing anyone?

You're the mother fu*king fool
Actually, you are the one being foolish and immature

Hopefully your insurance covers sh*t talking
If you continue with your negative behavior, be prepared for the consequences

‘Cause I’m ‘bout to watch your talking
I am monitoring your behavior and ready to act

If you had sense you, you, you be runnin’
If you were smart, you would remove yourself from this situation

If you don’t stop that buzzin’ buzzin’
If you don't cease with the annoying and persistent behavior, there will be consequences

Flies up in here
There are annoying and bothersome people around

Buzzin' in my ear
Their comments and insults are persistent and annoying

You ain't proven nothing
Your behavior does nothing to prove your superiority or impress others

When you're callin' me a queer
You are using derogatory language to insult me

We got flies up in here
These negative people are present here

Their buzzin’ in my ear
Their negative comments and insults are bothering and irritating to me

I'm gonna fly swat 'em
I am going to defend myself against their negativity and toxic behavior

Just because I'm feminine like Dolly Parton
My femininity does not mean I am weak or inferior

Doesn't mean you won't get hit
Don't assume that you can underestimate me and get away with your negative behavior

When the wig comes off and
When I let down my guard and retaliate

Who the fu*k you think you’re fooling fool?
You are not impressing anyone with your negative behavior and insults

I'm mother fu*kin' knockin’ fool proof
I am strong and will not allow you to upset or intimidate me

Go ahead and start your barking
You can insult and criticize all you want, but it won't have any real effect on me

A bitch like you needs an electric collar
Your behavior is so destructive that you need to be shocked into changing your ways

You're worthless
Your negative behavior is not valuable or impressive in any way

You worthless garbage
Your behavior is nothing more than trash and pollutants in society

Yeah your life
Your existence as a negative person

You couldn't even pawn it
Your existence and behavior hold no value and are depressing

Lemme get my fly swat
I am preparing to defend myself against your negative behavior

I'm going to terminate
I will put an end to your toxic and negative behavior

Anybody who I think is fake
I will expose and eliminate anyone who is not genuine or sincere

Get a grip bitch, I'm the best
You need to accept that I am doing my best and won't be intimidated by your behavior

Look in the mirror fly, how grotesque
You are unattractive and disgusting in your behavior

You need to mind your buzznus
You need to stop being so persistent and annoying

And buzz off
You need to leave and stop causing problems

You need to fly away you little pest
You need to remove yourself from this situation and stop being a nuisance

Let me put this bitch in a coffin
I am going to silence and defeat this negative behavior