Land Of 1000 Dances
Chris Kenner Lyrics


Jump to: Overall Meaning ↴  Line by Line Meaning ↴

Do you know how to pony
Like Bony Maronie
Do you know how to twist
Goes like this
Mashed potatoes
Slow alligator
Twist the twister
Like little sister
Do you get the Yoyo
The endless gogo
Do you do the fish
Goes like this
Do you do the tango
Takes two to tango
Get down on your knees
Do the sweet peas
Roll over on your back
Say I like it like that
Do the watussi
Do the watussi
Can you do the fly
With a hand jive
Do you do the slot
Shakin' in a bop
Then you go home
So you won't be all alone
So bye bye children
Bye bye children
Come on with me children
Lets go children
I wanna show you
This little place
Across the track
The name of the place
I'll like it like that
The name of the band
The fat men
Lets go children




The fat men
Lets go children

Overall Meaning

Chris Kenner's "Land of 1000 Dances" begins as a dance instruction but goes on to describe a lively party scene where people are dancing to different styles of music. The song references several popular dance moves of its era, such as the twist, mashed potatoes, and the fly, and also includes some lesser-known dances, like the watussi and the slot. The lyrics also mention specific songs for some of the dances - for example, "Roll over on your back/Say I like it like that" refers to Thee Midnighters' hit "Land of a Thousand Dances," which inspired Kenner's own song.


The chorus of "Land of 1000 Dances" invites the listener to come along to a place where they can dance to the sounds of The Fat Man, the band performing at the party. This kind of musical invitation was a common theme in 60s pop music, where the party scene was an idealized setting for free expression and socializing. The song's upbeat tempo and catchy hook make it a dance floor classic, and it has been covered by numerous artists, including Wilson Pickett, who had a hit with it in 1966.


Line by Line Meaning

Do you know how to pony
Do you know how to dance the Pony, a popular dance move of the time


Like Bony Maronie
Just like how Bony Maronie would dance


Do you know how to twist
Do you know how to dance the Twist, another popular move of the time


Goes like this
The dance move is demonstrated for you


Mashed potatoes
Do you know how to dance the Mashed Potato, a dance craze?


Slow alligator
A slower dance, imitating the movements of an alligator


Twist the twister
A play on words, telling you to dance the Twist move


Like little sister
Dance the Twist move like a little sister would


Do you get the Yoyo
Do you know how to dance the Yoyo, another popular move?


The endless gogo
A dance that goes on all night


Do you do the fish
Do you know how to dance the Fish, yet another popular move?


Goes like this
The dance move is again demonstrated for you


Do you do the tango
Do you know how to dance the Tango, a passionate dance for two?


Takes two to tango
As the name suggests, you need a partner to Tango


Get down on your knees
Kneel down for the next move


Do the sweet peas
Dance the Sweet Pea, a move that involves kneeling and swaying


Roll over on your back
Lie down on your back for the next move


Say I like it like that
Say that you like this dance move


Do the watussi
Dance the Watussi, a dance style with African roots


Do the watussi
Again, dance the Watussi


Can you do the fly
Do you know how to do the Fly, another dance move?


With a hand jive
Do the Fly with a Hand Jive dance move


Do you do the slot
Do you know how to dance the Slot, a dance step that involves shuffling your feet?


Shakin' in a bop
Shake your body while dancing the Bop


Then you go home
After a night of dancing, it's time to go home


So you won't be all alone
Leaving the dance so you won't be lonely


So bye bye children
A farewell to those at the dance


Bye bye children
Again, saying goodbye to fellow dancers


Come on with me children
Let's all go together


Lets go children
Encouragement to continue dancing


I wanna show you
I want to show you something


This little place
A small location


Across the track
On the other side of the train tracks


The name of the place
The name of this location


I'll like it like that
I enjoy this location, and you will too


The name of the band
Introducing the name of the band that is playing


The fat men
The name of the band is 'The Fat Men'


Lets go children
A final encouragement to continue dancing


The fat men
Repeating the name of the band


Lets go children
One last encouragement to keep dancing




Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Christopher Kenner

Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
To comment on or correct specific content, highlight it

Genre not found
Artist not found
Album not found
Song not found
Comments from YouTube:

priscianusjr

Absolutely. And what makes it even more magical is that the whole thing is nothing but a short melodic fragment repeated over and over, over one chord. But with the most perfect groove and soulful singing ever put together. Never get tired of it.

Zona Libre R

Is "The New Orleans flavor" 😉, The birthplace of syncopated music from Jazz to Funk.

Fred Campbell

Great original raw version sung by Chris Kenner and produced by Isaac "Sax" Kari Toombs AKA Sax Kari. Currently reading "The Chitlin Circuit: And The Road To Rock N' Roll". A must read if you into the history of music.

Jeffrey McCutchen

One of my favorites as a kid this version only!

A Dog Named Handsome

Never heard this version before. Thanks for posting.

joseph costello

Very soulful the others were more poppy nothing wrong with that. But this is amazing

barbara brown

This artist singing this song bring back many childhood  memories love this song

Raymond Malcuit Jr.

Chris Kenner's Version Of This Song Went To Number 77 On The Billboard Hot 100 Chart In 1963.

Raymond Russell

The original, the best. Real feeling.

Benjamin Esparza

Story goes during rehearsals for the “Cannibal and the Headhunters” recording, the backing musicians’ groove was so funky and soulful that Cannibal was in awe and, on his vocal cue, just started singing gibberish which resulted in the now famous “Na nananana nananana nanana nanana nananana!” The producer and everyone else in the studio shouted “KEEP THAT” and rehearsed it for the recording session the following day. Source: “Land of a Thousand Dances - Chicano Rock in Southern California”.

More Comments

More Versions