Christopher Julius Rock III (born February 7, 1965 in Andrews, South Caroli… Read Full Bio ↴Christopher Julius Rock III (born February 7, 1965 in Andrews, South Carolina) is an American Grammy and Emmy Award winning comedian, actor, screenwriter, television producer, film producer, and director. He was voted by Comedy Central as the fifth greatest stand-up comedian of all time after having success on shows such as Saturday Night Live, performing sold out shows all over the world, starring in many Hollywood movies and releasing four highly successful comedy albums. His first album, Born Suspect, was released in 1991 and he has since released 1997's Roll With The New, 1999's Bigger & Blacker and 2004's Never Scared.

Around 1984 Rock slowly rose up the ranks of the comedy circuit in addition to earning bit roles in films such as New Jack City and I'm Gonna Git You Sucka. Upon seeing his act at a nightclub, Eddie Murphy recommended Rock for Saturday Night Live. He was a cast member of the popular sketch comedy series from 1990–1993. His tenure on the show gave Rock national exposure; but he was rarely used on the show, save for his recurring Nat X character. Rock was fired from SNL in the spring of 1993 as part of a regular cast turnover. Chris took the firing to concentrate on a film career and to lend his talent to the then-fading sketch show In Living Color. Unfortunately, acting jobs were few; so Rock abandoned Hollywood to concentrate on stand-up comedy. In 1991, he released his first comedy album, Born Suspect. He starred in his first HBO comedy special in 1993 titled Big Ass Jokes.

His second 1996 stand-up special Bring the Pain reinvented Chris Rock as one of the hottest comedians in the industry. His routine, which featured commentaries on race in America, stirred up a great deal of controversy. Adding to his popularity was his much-publicized role as a commentator for Comedy Central's coverage of the 1996 Presidential elections.

Rock has since had two more HBO comedy specials: Bigger and Blacker in 1999, and Never Scared in 2004. Articles relating to both specials called Rock "the funniest man in America" in Time and Entertainment Weekly, respectively. HBO also aired his talk show, The Chris Rock Show, which gained critical acclaim for Rock's interviews with celebrities and politicians. His specials and talk show established Rock as one of the preeminent stand-up comedians and comic minds of his generation. His television work has won him 3 Emmy Awards and 15 nominations for his performing and writing. In 2004, Rock was named the 5th Greatest Stand-Up Comedian of All-Time by Comedy Central. During this time, Rock also translated his comedy into print form in the book Rock This! and released two bestselling comedy albums, Roll with the New and Bigger and Blacker.

While Rock has acted in movies since 1986 (beginning with a small role in Beverly Hills Cop II), it was not until the success of his stand-up act in the late 1990s that Rock began receiving major parts in films. These include roles in Dogma, Beverly Hills Ninja, Lethal Weapon 4 and Nurse Betty and a starring role in Down to Earth. Rock has also increasingly worked behind the camera, both as a writer in CB4 and director of Head of State and the upcoming I Think I Love My Wife. In the fall of 2005, the UPN television network premiered a comedy series called Everybody Hates Chris, based on Rock's school days, for which he is the executive producer and narrator.

His comedy typically involves race relations in the United States, music, romance, and class relationships. Though not directly based on it, many of his comedic views are rooted in his teen years; his very strict parents, concerned about the neighborhood schools, had him bused to an almost all-white high school in Bensonhurst (an Italian-ethnic neighborhood of Brooklyn that was known at the time for poor race relations). Rock claims to have been arrested four times: once for vehicular assault on a youth who had robbed him, and three times for traffic violations, including driving without a license and "driving too slow".

Race
Chris Rock Lyrics

We have lyrics for 'Race' by these artists:

51 G-Ross Waddup 99, where'd you get this drip Just bring the bottle,…
A.D.O 1. Riffraff of the realm of rags, Racing to the feed…
A.D.O. Sveglio la matta Metto una tuta e la felpa blu scura L…
Ace Sometimes I feel like life is a down hill race Every…
Age-8-Red Welcome To The Ice age The ice age Arrrrh Arrrrrrrrrrh…
Alex G (One, two, three, okay) You're walkin on hot coals now…
B-FRESH Patchのリフォームアスパラのリフォーム明日蹴りのリフォーに Walk forな家 Patchのリフォームアス…
Bang Yongguk (소리칠 거야, 칠 거야) (또 소리칠 거야) yeah We be runnin' and…
Bleach You've not seen the white smoke for years It seems to…

Bluph Eazy They don't say how They came into the game Summer time and…
Bukowicz Zachód słońca poszedł na marne Ciągle myślę o tym czego nie…
Cajun Dance Party See when I didn't start that was because of my…
Chase Murphy Backwood blessed me tonight, man It's icy Golden So I ride '…
Clarke Well, I came down there with my hat caved in Oh…
Collab Bitch I pull up with my shotty if you ever…
Cushy Jag har bytt fil, bytt bana Jag tror jag kommit närmare…
D'rhyma Woke up in the morning and I say my pray If…
Daffon I know what you're thinking of You've made your worst mistak…
DELORENZY Это Russian Race Это Russian Race Это Russian Race Это Russi…
Dr. Gap And we're slow to acknowledge the knots in our laces Heart…
Dyce My body empty My intestines miss All of her poisonuos tendec…
Ear2000 Time has played a game with me My heart has skipped…
GRiO Take it to the hill 날아 without fear 매일이 외롭지 Shawty where is…
HAWW 민용) Star of the game 오늘만은 거칠게 앞만 보고 달려 straight 다 같이) 달려 On…
Infernal Torment I know it is too late Too late to stop my…
Insu Ryng Pienso tanto en esta vida que no quiero terminar Largos días…
Leaves In my race, to have it all To nail it all,…
Local Porn Star I'm enlightened but enraged in this world I feel so Caged, S…
Milk Inc I'm not the kind that walks away But in my mind…
Miss Luxury Lady's, start your engines! LETS RIDE! How many laps you wa…
Nature 지겨운가요 힘든가요 숨이 턱까지 찼나요 할 수 없죠 어차피 시작해 버린 것을 쏟아지는 햇살…
Odd Child 밤이 한껏 멋부렸을까 휘둥그레 흐트러 놓인 별 아무래도 스르르 잠에 들었을까 깨우지 못하고…
Oddisee Head up, hands tied, made magic Hand cuffs disappeared, tan…
Prince Lie down, fair one and come away 'Til the rain is…
Pritam ओह येह रेस इस ऑन माय माइंड रेस इस इस माय सोल रेस…
Prompto Race Hop in the jet then we blastoff and we ain’t…
Rai-Elle No money, owe money Empty pockets like you don't know money …
Rudy Mukta (Three, two, one And it's time to run) Just look out the…
Shaan Sunidhi & K K Woh-oh-oh Woh-oh-oh Woh-oh-oh Woh-oh-oh Yeah Pienso en el di…
Skiezo Paperchase, paperchase Speel geen wedstrijd, maar je wordt g…
sunny mars Lying on the long highway The sun is setting on today And…
Taichu Mi cara por toda la siuda I´m a player Kieren alcanzarme wat…
The Leaves In my race, to have it all To nail it all,…
The Prophet Can't get enjoyment From collecting unemployment You can't e…
V/Vm And I think it's so wrong (And I think it's so…
veen I'm on a whole nother wave And i don't need no…
Willie Bee I race to dat money like I'm racing I'm racing like I'm…
Yello Shout! (Shout!) Count on me; I'm gonna win the race. Count o…
ZvZ Verstönd mich null zero Mit mine vibes zume better life Cash…
くるり空が曇ってきたからって泣き言ばかり言ってんなよ悲しみなんてぶっ飛ばせ持ってる荷物放り出しなよ飲み物全部飲みきれず…
織田裕二この道は何処へ続く喉は今も誰かを求めてる何を見たい何をしたい先の見える道だけ浮かんでる誰かを頼っても今の気持…
방용국 (소리칠 거야, 칠 거야) (또 소리칠 거야) yeah We be runnin' and…

We have lyrics for these tracks by Chris Rock:

Afro Circus Ra da da da da da da da Circus Da da…
Afro Circus/I Like To Move It Ra da da da da da da da Circus Da da…
Black People vs Niggaz Now we've got a lot of things, a lot of…
blacks Now we've got a lot of things, a lot of…
Champagne Yo man R&B sucks! I mean there's a couple…
Everybody Hates Chris Sing along with me, [Chorus] Say fuck you Luda [Repeat: x3]…
I Ra da da da da da da da Circus Da da…
Intro Currently on Extinction Level Event 2 Genesis Chapter 11, ve…
Me & ODB Yo, yo, this is Chris Rock You heard my man He ain't…
Monica Interview Thanks for the interview Monica Now Monica everyone seems…
Niggas Vs. Black People Now we've got a lot of things, a lot of…
No Sex [Chris Rock Intro] Goodevening Class of 1999 I…
No Sex In The Champagne Room Ladies and Gentlemen of the G. E. D. class…
Press Conference Hello Ladies and Gentlemen I'm Hally Neilson from BTT Telev…
Recognize Yo, yo, this is Chris Rock You heard my man He ain't…
Snow Flake (feat. BizMarkie) [BizMarkie] Yes indeed people This is…
Table Dance Alright, fellas that was Ashley on the main stage And right…

Taxes Kid Rock Devil Without A Cause Where You At Rock Bitch Wher…

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Comments from YouTube:

@lsipahelut

6y↑3.6K

You know it's going to be good when he starts pacing the stage.

@objectiveone1478

5y↑24

Heck yea! He’s the truth when he is pacing the stage. He knows when he’s hitting the audience with that golden stuff!

@gblake5560

5y↑2

You know it’s going to be tedious and same old when race comes up in the first two seconds and is all he can talk about.

@MrNewktrane

5y↑19

@@gblake5560 You're right- it's been sorta 'tedious' since the 1600s in these not so united of states.

@kristinariley1869

5y↑1

😁

@connerskates

5y↑4

YOU CANT SNEEK A PEURTO RICAN BY ME

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@kenday7942

29w↑7

How can ANYBODY be so freaking funny AND be so freaking RIGHT at the same time!?!?!

@shannongreene1796

2y↑83

His first two specials were legendary. Just watching him prowl the stage like a tiger in a cage fires me up. And this is as good today as ever.

@frankiebaltimore9851

4y↑507

None of you would change places with me...and I’m rich!

That’s deep. I felt that

@armyofninjas9055

4y↑33

As a poor person, I'd trade.

@jayscribe7547

4y↑51

He talking about the kind of privilege money can’t buy

@robertjensen1048

3y↑31

This may have true in 1990's. Not today. Millions of white guys would trade places today.
His money, fame, and women? In a heartbeat.

@kingswift782

3y↑21

@@robertjensen1048 lies it’s the same today

@robertjensen1048

3y↑23

@@kingswift782 I'm whiter than a sheet of paper. And I could make you a list of 500 famous black athletes and musicians I'd trade places with today, if you gave me 4 hours to make the list. Easy.

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@blockeduser3170

6y↑4.1K

“I’ve seen a polar bear riding a tricycle in my lifetime but I’ve never seen an Indian Native American family chillin’ at a Red Lobster”

@TheTallMan50

5y↑220

That's only because he's lived in NYC all of his life. If he spent some time in Oklahoma or New Mexico he'd see plenty of Native Americans chillin' at Red Lobster.

@JUGO1979

5y↑37

Move to Farmington New Mexico, Chris!!

@tannerwimer

5y↑37

He’s never been to South Dakota hasn’t he

@Xannyphantom905

5y↑156

@@TheTallMan50 that still says something. NYC is one of the most crowded places ever, yet you still don't see any native americans

@TheTallMan50

5y↑56

@@Xannyphantom905 You said the key word. 'crowded' There are actually about 90,000 real native Americans living in NYC, the problem is that they are spread out all over a diverse city of 8.6 million people. So, to put this into perspective, trying to find native Americans in NYC is like trying to spot 3 of them in a crowd of 100 whites, blacks Asians and Latinos.

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@gabi4248

5y↑1.1K

This is the first time I’ve ever heard a comedian acknowledge us. It made me really proud to be Native✊🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@hankadelicflash

2y↑18

I really hope you find someone. :)

@jalex3645

You should be proud, how many whites go to the casino 🎰 everyday. Surprise the white men haven't dipped into that.

@hyzercreek

2y↑22

@@hankadelicflash Yeah, then there will be 2 of you.

@jeremiahwoods8200

2y↑5

oh really what Tribe are you from?, because I meant quite a few over the years at the powows in Fairmont park Philadelphia

@SasukeUchiha-qg4nn

2y↑4

What event were you attending because I'm born and raised from Philly and I don't know anything about a Native American gathering? Sure I don't go to Fairmount Park but how'd you find out about this? Was it random? Honest question

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@tundealawal4398

3y↑258

Chris Rock is a riot as a comedian. It is 2021 and this still shakes every fiber of my being listening to him.

@jimbendtsen8841

2y↑7

Doesn't take much to shake your fibers.

@tundealawal4398

@@jimbendtsen8841 Get a life, Einstein.

@eganc1976

42w

He had writers fyi... not all of his own material

@tundealawal4398

42w

@@eganc1976 Whatever.

@alexludavertigo6926

4:20

@shirleypena4133

5y↑318

Bless this man! What he is saying about Native Americans is sadly true. My great uncle was one of the earliest Native American actors in American cinema. He had a prominent role in the classic 1939 film Northwest Passage, as the head Indian scout. I remember watching that film for the first time in a now long-gone Los Angeles cinema that showcased old, classic films. When the credits rolled, I looked for my great-uncle's name: it wasn't there. When I got home, I told my dad about this, and he wasn't at all surprised. He told me "Native American actors didn't receive billing credit until many years later, when 'The Lone Ranger' was first aired." Afterward, I checked out other films that my great-uncle had a sizable part in, where he had speaking parts (like 'Boom Town' where he portrays a wealthy, Rolls Royce-owning Native American Indian). Yup, no screen credits whatsoever. It took some time to wrap my brain around it. It was even more shocking when I discovered-years later-just how many Nations were forever wiped out; many as late as the early 1900s. This includes Nations that today exist in NAME ONLY, like the Chumash. The last actual Chumash person (a woman) died in Ventura County about a century ago. At the time of her death, so little was known about that Nation (which is true with most of the Nations that got wiped out) that the Ventura Historical Society begged that woman to take the time to record for posterity as much about her people as she knew. Before she died, she did precisely that. If you go to the Ventura Natural History Museum you can see and hear her on film, photograph and audio, and learn about skills the Chumash possessed: like how the Chumash leached the poison from acorns (their dietary staple) in order to safely consume them in a kind of meal (like corn meal). Other Nations like the Cherokee have a disproportionately high amount of NON-Native American blood present in their members. Many are Native American in NAME ONLY. As Chris pointed out, even today in films and media events, the producers and organizers of such events use NON-native Americans to portray Native Americans, and yes, you can tell right away they AREN'T Native Americans.

@aoeu256

2y↑4

Look at DNA results though, and Mexicans are actually 75% Amerindian only 25% white.

@genie1413

2y↑2

its not true those so called latinos we see everywhere are mostly natives.

@Ben-jl2rh

2y↑9

@@genie1413 I am mexican and a sizable portion of Mexicans have either Mayan or Aztec ancestry, but most of us don't consider ourselves natives because we are not.

You can tell the difference immediately from somebody with a percentage of native ancestry vs someone who is a pure native american.

Same goes for Mexico and many other South American countries.

@genie1413

@@Ben-jl2rh I see people like george lopez who are clearly like 100% native say that allk the time. Same with the fully white "latinos" like Castro, Che, and all of Mexico's presidents. People claim they are mixed but they are not.

@Crazy-Horse-Tx.

2y↑3

Beautiful story.

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@bobmoney8689

6y↑2.6K

"That's not Pocahontas that's Jennifer Lopez"

@ogtripleogmedicine6529

6y↑18

@steve b what the racist-acting president refers to as "Pocahontas" is actually fucking sad too..

@carriecheaung8641

5y↑40

Wrong it was Elizabeth Warren

@dubstepphene82

5y↑21

@@ogtripleogmedicine6529 Trump isn't racist.

@davidbest9747

5y↑12

@@dubstepphene82 i agree

@michaelking9444

5y↑17

@@dubstepphene82 ya cuz a non racist still to this day wont apologize for wanting the death penalty for 5 innocent black kids

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@acommon1

6y↑928

Chris Rock logically positions things so well.

@hthtv3440

5y↑3

#Aquarius rules Math & DNA...hear that #WandahWisdom video titled Aquarius Season .

@ikaikamaleko8370

3y↑147

That old racist black man part had me dying😂😂😂

@bjornwatson3094

2y↑11

😂😂😂😂😂

@THERSC216

2y↑9

That's how my dad is to a T

@l3locky

1y↑3

@@THERSC216 Same here LOL

@Seryma86

1y↑5

Lol “oh Willie at the job he’s so nice”….”Willie hates yo guts”.

@OFFTHECUFFRADIO

3y↑87

"Aint none of yall change places with me.. AND IM RICH!"

Timeless

@tylers6611

2y↑6

@@welfare_king and I wouldn’t want a small 🍆 or get sunburned all the time so it goes both ways 🤷🏾

@viewmaster617

priceless🤣💯

@carlfrye1566

Would he change places with a Mconalds drive thru clerk?

@carlfrye1566

@@tylers6611 Quite a contrast in what each of you thought important.

@j2duhb110

@@welfare_king If he has such “low IQ,”then why is he rich?

@willskywalk

6y↑789

"If yall losing, who's winning??" Exactly 😂😂

@xamhehehe7888

5y↑29

No one's winning. That's kind of the point.

@jamesalvarado3961

5y↑39

@@xamhehehe7888 Asians are winning.

@asdknjakljye

5y↑8

It's not a zero-sum game. We can all be losing, all be winning. Some winning, some losing etc.

@beetheb

5y↑29

I'd say Chris is the one winning. He's the multimillionaire that is beloved for being openly racist.

@skeaterskeee8390

Oh boy

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@wh33lhousediecast

5y↑1.6K

"There ain't a white man in this room that'd trade places with me...and I'm rich!" lmao
-Truuuu [2 Chainz voice]

@area51ville

5y↑45

pah i would

@dcllaw677

5y↑52

I would in a second

@georgechristiansen6785

5y↑34

How many whites afopted black rap culture?

They'd trade.

@joelmorris214

5y↑6

Maybe I would, idk.

@winniejohnson5559

5y↑33

Joel Morris no you wouldn’t..if you have to think about it, you wouldn’t.. no shame or blame.. it is what it is..😁😜

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@passwordistaco507

4y↑35

25yrs later and jokes still hit the mark

@haroldh8314

5y↑97

One of the greatest stand up comedians to ever breathe on this Earth.

@paperchasindude6578

5y↑4

No cap bruh

@gunm808

5y↑2.7K

This aired in 1996. The jokes still land 'cause they're still true. smh...

@jimmyjim1431

5y↑49

Not really, I bet a lot of people whatever race, would want to be Chris Rock.

@carlosurquiza1021

5y↑41

None of them white.

@jimmyjim1431

5y↑62

@@carlosurquiza1021 He's rich, I'm sure there are millions of white people that would. Thats kinda why I said ANY race. If you really think a homeless white person wouldn't change lives with Chris Rock then I'm sorry but you're delusional.

@stevenjones4059

5y↑21

@@jimmyjim1431 They wouldn't once they see how it is living a black person life

@jimmyjim1431

5y↑50

@@stevenjones4059 Yea it must be terrible living as a rich black person. Never having to worry about food or shelter.You're right who would ever want to live such a life? Homeless white people have it so much better.

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@18thru30

6y↑1.4K

This man dropped out of high School in the 10th grade to follow his dreams

@billlozier5551

5y↑30

Only in White America. Lol..as Rock would say.

@SameLif3

5y↑11

He’s a cool black panther

@malvolio01

5y↑93

Umm... Chris Rock is brilliant. Most 10th grade dropouts are NOT. Case closed.

@RollingOrmond

5y↑16

And obviously has never left NY to realize Indians live in the American southwest (NM, Arizona, Utah, etc.)

@chestiancrowley5999

5y↑15

@@RollingOrmond And Oklahoma. We're full of "Native Americans". Our whole state is based off of natives. The name of our cities, counties, most historical lands and buildings. I personally have 3 daughters mixed with black and native lol. They're real I promise lol.

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@queen_of_domination

4y↑54

Chris Rock is intelligent with his humor. This segment was definitely classic.

@IanWeaver

4y↑36

Twenty years later...

Aint nothing different.

@coozing2116

Is that... Master Charles Davernow Bates? How goes your studies on the various gamer species? I sure miss those videos by GW. Hope you’re doing good these days

@IanWeaver

@@coozing2116 Doing alright. Working for a different company now. The GW series kinda fell apart internally and everyone left to go do their own thing.

@debrajames6316

6y↑581

This man is a genius! He has clarity and wisdom about important issues! Love his brand of comedy.

@nbalivemobileplug6115

5y↑2

Copied Dave chapelle

@paperchasindude6578

5y↑1

Ikr

@Graywing

4y↑19

@@nbalivemobileplug6115 he was out before chappelle

@DDog-gg4gu

4y↑6

NBA LIVE MOBILE PLUG you just got served

@leonarddoeman735

4y↑9

@@nbalivemobileplug6115 he came out before David Chapelle lol. You might want to delete that comment.

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@KTKZon58

5y↑649

"Who's the maddest people? White people. Not y'all, y'all alright. Paid money to see me? We cool. The feud is ovah " 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@braintwo3398

3y↑4

XD yes

@murk4552

3y↑23

@@horsesrule8568 yeah, your sense of humor must be deader than the horses named in your tag

@joeydoherty368

2y↑5

@@murk4552 Whats wrong with his sense of humor?

@dangerzone5828

5y↑39

Chris could see the future cause all his jokes are still true to this day

@stryfetc1471

36w

Because America IS what it IS!....these jokes will STILL be accurate, 30 yrs from now.

@tylers6611

4y↑68

"If yall losing, whose winning?"
"It ain't us!"

Facts!!!!😂😂😂😂

@monotech20.14

2y↑2

Yet rightwing fools think they're losing. Even though the average family wealth for whites is around 180k, for a black family its 30k.

@drewjohn8392

2y↑2

Keep whining and it’ll never change

@israelmedina439

40w

@@drewjohn8392then the amount y’all whites whining these days should really confuse you 😭😭

@innertubez

5y↑2.4K

"White people - if y'all losing, who's winning?!" lmaoooo

@numberoath

5y↑58

We’re losing everything, we’re fuckin losing!

@teddy_bearc_bolten3885

5y↑72

innertubez richer white people. Poor people get judged like it is a race. We had a homeless dude arrested for trying to get warm in a McDonald’s the other day. It was fucked up.

@rbrtck

5y↑43

No one--it is very possible for everyone to lose.

@dashxlife

5y↑12

That's real shit tho lol

@garrettlink9090

5y↑68

Asians are winning, and the Jews. Literally every fucking billionaire is Asian or Jewish.

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@anthonyderosa7730

5y↑215

"oh Willy so nice but really Willy Hates yo guts"

@ChrisSmith-lo2kp

51w↑5

I've always loved how he paces back-&-forth like an angry circus tiger

@sunnyblueskies6505

4y↑47

When comedy was still alive. And it was fun for both the comedian and their audience. Those were the days.

@whisperingwind7

6y↑553

19 years, and hes still right,..nothings change.

@RichWeigel

5y↑3

20 years now and still the same ol same ol..

@jlo08996

4y↑10

You’re not serious right?

@dyiorragray1079

3y↑2

really, you're telling me nothing changed at all???

@SaltoDaKid

2y↑3

22 years and this more true than ever

@dogwood8031

5y↑626

Chris Rock and George Carlin, two comedians with intellect and a talent you can only be born with.

@michaelsaunders4952

5y↑34

Dave Chappelle?

@rob_over_9000

4y↑6

You uh... might not want to claim intellect is something you can only be born with.

@Loebane

4y↑10

@@michaelsaunders4952 I kinda agree with you, but Chapelle seems to be losing his edge and is just becoming an old angry guy.

@brivvy

4y↑12

@@Loebane aaaaaand so was Carlin 😂

The older I get, the angrier I get, so it resonates with me.

@braintwo3398

3y↑3

Bill burr too

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@oldschooloc2110

3y↑39

Chris is the only comedian I can stand to hear cuss now. Chris is like Richard Pryor, he cusses in context. The cussing is part of the story's narrative. Cuss like the character does, that's cussing in context. I love the ways Richard and Chris do it.

@beverlywatkins8711

2y↑1

You nailed it!

@zlinedavid

36w↑1

Profanity is the hot sauce of language. In the right places and in the right doses, it’s the right amount of spice. But it doesn’t go on everything and you can get too much of it.

@jorgesaenz7842

3y↑36

Awesome comedian. Loved everything he has ever done. He deserves everything he has achieved

@joeydoherty368

Definitely one of the best. I think what makes him so great is how he has a way of saying incredibly negative upsetting things in an incredibly positive and happy way. Lol

@ClearYourMindTravel

6y↑324

Chris ain't lyin though.

@047Kenny

5y↑8

Ebony B. Had to think about it but you’re right as shit he’s not... brutal honestly here and I just love it

@isittechno5116

4y↑1

Yeah, he’s not. We’re just laughing.

@Tbets

Why will he lie lol, jokes are funny when u think is true only

@mc76

6y↑137

My favorite Rock riff on race is the one in which he talks about his neighborhood, including Jay-Z, Eddie Murphy, Mary J. Blige, Rock, and his next door neighbor, a white dentist. "A black dentist would have to invent teeth to live in my neighborhood."

@julianreed7

6y↑7

He's very good (hyper intelligent/poignant) with this stuff. I'm a writer, and I'm always in awe of his stand up specials. His persona from the early 2000's overshadows his acumen and worldliness.

@tycorbin9972

5y↑18

He said "see a black man gotta FLY to get somewhere the white man can WALK to" - Chris rock 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@joshuabalboa1713

40w

Chris Rock is a high school dropout who stands on stages all across the world making millions of dollars for a couple hours worth of 'work' and starred in films and tv. That dentist had to school twice and rack up massive debt to be in the position that's he in. And if black people invented teeth we would all be walking around with gold fronts in our mouths.

@robertgarcia0502

3y↑17

Man I never really watched Chris Rock’s stand up but now I’ve watched all of his, started off with this one. Too funny 😂😂😂

@Smchalerhp

2y↑50

If they don’t make a GI Jane 2 I’ll be really disappointed

@blondewriter99

2y↑1

If they do, Jada will not star, she doesn't have that kind of relevance.

@5pctLowBattery

6y↑158

Willie hates your guts! 😂

@ericparrish1515

You kiss your mama with that mouth?

@MrReal717

6y↑1.4K

Shit still accurate in 2018.

@Juice-ig3jz

6y↑14

MrReal717 the more things change....the more they don't.

@seveilthenegotiator3694

6y↑8

Sad that this is true

@julianreed7

6y↑7

It's more true now.

@ogtripleogmedicine6529

6y↑3

It really is.. sad but, sad but true..

@faithakpan8486

5y↑1

Shame isn’t it?😒😔

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@shiah1313

3y↑23

Chris Rock in his prime. Had the crowd eating out of his hand!

@JeffreyGillespie

4y↑14

The sounds coming out of that audience, Chris is KILLING it.

@jamesjefferson3809

6y↑1.4K

“When you’re white, the sky is the limit. When you black, the limit’s the sky”. 😂😂😂😂😂 Chris is telling the truth

@whitykitty2651

5y↑190

u realize they mean the same shit..? lol

@yungelplaga9538

5y↑34

@@whitykitty2651 lol it does but i get wat he was tryna say

@whitykitty2651

5y↑91

@@yungelplaga9538 Yeah I thought I got what he meant, maybe whites can go further than the sky and then blacks can only go as far as the sky? The wording tho does mean the same thing so I just thought it was funny that he says it with such conviction that people will still agree even if it makes no sense

@shugardad

5y↑28

We had a President that was black.

@micahjohnsonboxing6409

5y↑30

@@whitykitty2651 incorrect, he's saying the limits on Black people go to the Sky, meaning there are a lot of them

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@curtistinemiller1560

6y↑718

DAMM HE RIGHT ABOUT OLD BLACK MEN.......I KNOW SOME OF THEM.

@BurningUp99

I think they're probly only like that towards old white men not younger white guys.

@ole0000002

ofc you do they yo uncle!! XD

@joelopezjr3237

5y↑2

Lol I think its most old people who were young in the 50 and 60's. Luckily my grandparents are from the 70s and all they cared about was your music taste and values lol.

@nellatl

~~Genes~~ true

@lewycrabtree8259

5y↑19

Ironically I know white people like that too. Sees black person, acts a little kinder than usual. No blacks around they start using the N word and making racist comments..... It's sad

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@soflsteel777

3y↑10

This show is from the 90s, still relevant in 2020 and will probably still be relevant in 2080. SMDH

@17thwonder

5y↑17

he had me crying when he said he never seen a Indian family at Red Lobster 0_0

@suecrets5169

5y↑519

Wow still same in 2019. He knew it back then.

@rb3060

5y↑1

@@nothingleft3473 yeah all races go through that just in different ways and even worse. But at the end that is all they have to deal with and only when they are arguing with someone. But you can't compare that to other people getting beat up by cops or not having the same rights as others with the law. That is what happens to others that aren't white. White people always get away with more stuff than any other race. The government protects them and everyone else goes through hell just because the color of our skin or because we aren't from here. So yeah whites have it rough 😂🤣

@nothingleft3473

@@rb3060 That is your opinion, but it still doesn't change the facts. Tell what you just said to a bunch of trailer trash in ho-dunk Mississipi, versus a black neuro-suergron living in upscale New York. The truth is that class doesn't see skin color, unless it is green. Another thing, the more that people like yourself, tell yourself that you are limited because of your skin color, don't be surprised when your life constantly feels the way you describe.

@livinglifetthefullest7722

5y↑10

Nothing Left are you saying I don’t have to work twice as hard as my white peers? Are you saying I won’t be looked at funny moving into a predominantly white neighborhood? Do you think your race accepts me in their home without talking behind my back of being “that black girl “? Do you think cops would let me off with a warning if I had forgot to put on my signal when getting over in another lane ? Do you think I would get away with speeding without a ticket in a predominantly white area? Do you see how you sound ? Do you think I get it easy than you ? Do you think white peoples suffer more because of their skin color ? Is the system created for blacks and whites originally? I could go on and on with questions because I really want answers from you not trying to be funny .

@livinglifetthefullest7722

5y↑3

Nothing Left did we do the brown paper test on whites ? Did we enslave y’all? I just want answers I hope you aren’t serious .

@rb3060

@@nothingleft3473 im not saying we can do certain stuff. Because the way we know it is that other people need to fight harder for what we want. We wont limit our selfs to anything that's what the people running this country want. For us to feel less and be working day after day with just barely getting through. But what im saying is that it is harder for other races to accomplish stuff we want and even stuff we shouldn't have to fight for starting with our rights. That is what other people have to go through just our rights is enough to see how we are treated different. Then theirs the other stuff that we want to have a great job big house cars clothes and much more. But we have to fight harder for that because our government is fighting against us with racism. Which it's something that white people don't have to go through that makes a huge difference to how we get to live. And i know not every white person is like that but atleast the people running this country are and we all need to stand up and fight for that.

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@SaltoDaKid

6y↑318

Ol man Willie got exposed

@theempire00

6y↑1

RichGang CEO 😂

@yattaguru

5y↑8

The original Uncle Ruckus 😏

@dyiorragray1079

@@yattaguru How so, he hates whites???

@SaltoDaKid

@@yattaguru nah Uncle Ruckus, He wouldn’t consider black people to be human

@rebekaht3077

4y↑15

he's one of the few comedians that can make me lol for real

@garymccloskeyjr.6265

3y↑8

Chris Rock is a straight up LEGEND!

@sarahnewcomb738

6y↑172

CHRIS IS pacing, so get ready.............

@ericparrish1515

Anything anybody needs to tell anybody?

@fierywolf1981

6y↑374

Never get tired of watching this!

@msflygurl3760

6y↑1

Becky Hatfield 🧐

@paperchasindude6578

Same

@donaldmerrick6626

Comedic genius!

@saryn1829

4y↑15

Ain’t never seen a more alive audience than this special

@tatertotter808

4y↑5

I went to the Havasupai village in the Grand Canyon. It was amazing and the first and only time I’ve seen American Indians

@diceman1978

6y↑90

This is more real now than it was back in '99

@mathiaschwan9882

4y↑3

1996

@parlaygodshateme2268

Smh

@dougkrzesniak444

6y↑217

G.O.A.T, anyone try and tell me different..The reason Chris Rock is a genius is bcuz he's not just the stereotypical black comic, he talks about everything, politics, whats goin on in the world, etc...he hits everything right on the nose, absolutely GENIUS..People try and tell me, Kevin Hart, Kevin Hart, UR OUT OF UR DAMN MIND...

@DorianGayle

6y↑28

Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle

@zeusnitch

...and Doug Stanhope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb08iYBEwDc

@jbreezy6784

5y↑4

Dave Chappelle and Katt Williams

@ocaranzam

5y↑2

doug krzesniak Chris and Dave chappelle. Both equally geniuses. But I like the old Chris better than the most recent one.

@PrimeraEspadaStark

5y↑6

How old are you? Lol What makes you think Kevin Hart is the "Stereotypical black comic", the fact that you even think that generalization sums up most black comedians makes you look ignorant. Iconic black stand up acts have covered all kinds of topics, especially politics and society from Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy to the Kings of Comedy(Cedric the Entertainer, D. L Hughley, Steve Harvey, Bernie Mac), from Dave Chappelle, Katt Williams and Eddie Griffin to more recently Trevor Noah and Roy Wood Jr. Chris Rock is far from the only one talking about real world shit, and Kevin Hart is not the standard for most comics, regarldess of race. Kevin Hart is good in his own way though, unique in his delivery and personal stories about his life and family

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@milkyeggs8416

4y↑11

this aged like a fine wine called 2020

@victorgalloway9770

3y↑4

Chris rock has the best delivery of all top comedians

@beemocha

6y↑43

“CRACKA ASS CRACKA”!!! 😂😂😂😂
Favorite comedian of all time🙌🏾 My fellow New Yorker 🗽🗽🗽

@uprite88

5y↑22

Chris Rock is so slick, he could steal Cheese from a Mousetrap with out getting caught!

@allapologies2256

5y↑8

“If y’all losin who’s winning?” 😂😂😂

@1214shell

1y↑3

Grew up surrounded by reservations and half the kids in my school were Indian so as kids we didn't know any different. We all hung together. But he's correct about the fact that they had it the worst in America. Such a sad beginning to our country.

@efisgpr

5y↑34

"Sideways racism"
LMAO GENIUS

@bkcalvine

4y↑2

I'm curious though -- why is that genius?

@mrchefcheck

@@bkcalvine Different Asian ethnicities tend to dislike one another or look down on each other.

@bkcalvine

@@mrchefcheck While that might be true, that's not what this comment is referring to. The context is just another reference to slanted eyes, but I'm trying to understand why this joke is considered a genius comment. My guess is it's because of the forward / reverse (and thus sideways) bit.

@ericparrish1515

Fast jokes ain't all that GRANDE

@theempire00

6y↑36

5 min of amazing material. He was on fire

@cheeyang4571

2y↑19

"Willy hates your guts.." how fitting after last night 🤣

@AARon-lj9hk

2y↑6

I was the only HVAC technician/installer allowed on a reservation. While that sounds like a prestige point on a license, it was not. Compared to how locals treated the natives, I was just being a human being. My first emergency no heat was called as; "we have a no heat, apartment complex, no big deal, you can go home if you want to. It's just the natives." I went in there and refused to leave, charging time and a half to my company, until the job was completed. By the way, the town I'm referring to is Watersmeet, MI, and the company I'm referring to is Stop's Heating and Cooling. Good luck previous employers on lying your way out of this one. Hint: just pretend it was a 12 year old girl. That is a reference to the children the owner of Stop's Heating and Cooling attempted to sleep with.

@genexsekwa

Contact Metro Detroit Ped Patrol on his tail!

@djbuenaventura5534

6y↑155

He’s telling the truth

@TheDarkGBJ

6y↑2

Donnie Buenaventura no he's not. It's just jokes

@8lacksheep313

6y↑15

G B Leave.

@TheDarkGBJ

6y↑1

Icarus Blacklight make me

@ogtripleogmedicine6529

6y↑2

@@8lacksheep313 😆 haha ur like dude, just leave....lol

@brandonc926

5y↑3

@@TheDarkGBJ white do you go back to bloody fucking England?

@iloveyoumadhuri

6y↑1.1K

Holy shit. This comedy special was made two decades ago. Yet we are still having this discussions about white men literally feeling that they’re “losing their country?”

@TheDarkGBJ

6y↑26

Bessie Deville but once that happens, everyone loses. Face it, don't nobody wanna live in a country ran by black and brown It's why everyone's literally dying to come to western (white) countries

@iloveyoumadhuri

6y↑85

G B Whites have more wealth than Brown and Black people. That’s why more people want to come to white countries. After all, White people all around the world enslaved and overpowered people of those skin colors in the U.S. and other countries with people of color just so their wealth and power could grow even more.

Once people of color were freed and were given privilege to come to white countries to improve their own lives, people of color (especially Asian and Brown Asian people) earned greater wealth than they did in their native countries.

No one comes to a country because of a particular color. Thinking like that is pretty racist. They come for wealth and opportunity.

@TheDarkGBJ

6y↑25

iloveyoumadhuri you believe alot of bullshit. Whites are not wealthy due to slavery because if that were the case then every civilization that ever enslaved people would have also been wealthy.

The reason people want to come here is because the cultures from which these people come from are horrendous and produce terrible countries. America has a way better culture. That's why your black/brown ass won't leave

@Vurdox

6y↑23

there are like 37 militant white people in the country worrying thhat they're "losing the country". Calm down lmfao.

@TheDarkGBJ

6y↑5

Vurdox well considering whites are bound to be minorities in this country in a few decades at the rate immigration is currently at I wouldn't say they were that far off. That being said, it's way more than 37

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@sirfredrickeggenhauser2795

2y↑3

The dance at the end always gets me😂😂

@Bionicjulius

4y↑4

MAIN STREET!!! OMG! LOL

@jjac2667

5y↑20

He one of the greats if not the greatest

@zepcrazyfre

5y↑29

"None of you will change places with me... AND I'M RICH!!!"

I stood up...clapped so loud...and cried so hard. You tell'em Chris 😢👏.

@topspot4834

3y↑5

2021 still the GOAT

@convilcali

4y↑9

I miss this Chris Rock...

@iamjaquanna

5y↑22

I love Chris Rock so much! OMGosh! He is my favorite comedian hands down!!!

@asadfami7623

6y↑8

Such blatant TRUTH. This guy is amazing.

@srirachahero4679

3y↑9

Watching this is 2021... dang. Relevant as heck. True as heck.

@remytembe4249

3y↑7

"None of you will change places with me n I'm rich". Wow! Well said👌🏿

@AndrewsOpinion15

5y↑36

THAT 'S NOT POCAHONTAS THAT'S JENNIFER LOPEZ LOL !!!

@paperchasindude6578

I'm ded 😂😂😂

@winniejohnson5559

5y↑1

Andrew Flood Elizabeth Warren

@freshboi5945

6y↑47

Pay money to see me we cool😂😂😂

@kittyboo2121

4y↑60

Who's here in 2020 saying YUP this is still true! 🙋🏾‍♀️

@reversecard7018

4y↑1

YUP

@65minimom

sad

@neogigo

4y↑5

It’s Late May/Early June 2020 and this is still relevant

@webdevstuff9050

6y↑347

Haha perfect timing. Last night I watched that episode of the Office where they had to do the diversity training

@EviEhvee

6y↑7

webdevstuff lmao the office is the best

@bethshair

6y↑8

"Colored greens" 😅😅

@justapugontheinternet

😂 and I’m watching the last season right now

@MajorSrb95

6y↑2

Oh, man, am i a woman?!

@SpregioCheeks

5y↑2

you want to get high?
No
I think you do, mon

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@real_lampcap

4y↑8

"That's not Pocahontas that's Jennifer Lopez."
😭😭😂😂😂

@Improvise1013

3y↑1

The legendary lines in just this video alone. Chris Rock is the man

@whartonmadkins4474

4y↑10

20 YEARS old FOOTAGE And still RELEVANT..... 🤔

@stephaniestanley8041

5y↑34

Damn I laughed so hard I cried

@ShawnaGraham50

6y↑14

He speaks truth love his comedy.

@tedgraham6548

4y↑4

Each year that goes by , this is still relevant!

@johnwatters3431

4y↑54

Since George died, it's between him and Dave for greatest living comedian. Change my mind 🤷

@Cat-tx7xh

4y↑10

Bill burr and Eddie Murphy are good too!

@Cat-tx7xh

@@eddiemarquez3610 LMAO

@abc456f

@@eddiemarquez3610 Lol...I was getting ready to let you have it...then I scrolled down. Kevin Hart can't even make me smile.

@Stoned_skits420

If Patrice o Neal was alive these guys wouldn’t even have jobs

@Mr504BLACKMAN

6y↑79

He is not the greatest comedian ever but nobody can fuck with Chris the way he tells his jokes

@metalhead476

6y↑5

top-10 all time

@SaltoDaKid

6y↑4

Top 3

@Abstrack23

6y↑1

Top 5 - Top 10 In my Book . My top 5 - Dave Chappelle, Redd Foxx, Richard Pryor, George Carlin + Bill Hicks , My next list - Patrice O Neal, Bill Burr, Chris Rock + Bill Cosby ..

@Mr504BLACKMAN

6y↑3

#JulioJones 11 if Eddie Murphy is not in your top 2 ur list is ass

@Abstrack23

6y↑1

Eddie Murphy is a legend but lets face it Chappelle, Patrice O Neal, Redd Foxx, Richard Pryor + Bill Burr is all better than him. I do like Eddie Murphy old specials though, his delirious special was one of my favs ever.

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@MichaelMcCaulTX

5y↑16

The dance at 4:52 had me dying!

@sonjayechavarria

What kinda dance he was doing?

@joem8601

2y↑12

Wow. Chris, thank you. I laughed so much 🤣 I watched some of your movies but never knew your comedy was so hard
You performed this show the year I was born and here I am today at 4 in the morning, I laughed out loud so much that I almost woke up the house

@abf3navyvet691

5y↑5

Living legend...

@thatguybutitsactuallyagirl5384

5y↑75

He said, "old black man is the real racist" but what he is describing is grudge and revenge, not really racism.

@parkertalley239

4y↑9

Liana Love Plenty of old black men are certainly very very racist.. but it’s only right that they deserve that kind of luxury.

@mattwilliams8021

4y↑2

Rightfully so.

@morru6309

4y↑3

And, you cant be racist to the oppressors.

@armando1611

4y↑8

Ben Dover if you hate a group of people based solely off of the color of their skin, that is indeed racism. It doesn’t mean you hold power over a white person but you still have a racist ideology regardless

@ServantofAnubis007

That’s “reverse racism” he won’t say it to his white boss face but behind his back. He will criticize other black people who have white bosses.

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@BARONVONBOXMUNCHER

5y↑38

"Ain't no white man in here willing to trade places with me..... and i'm RICH!" f'n real @#$$ right there.

@tammanthashaw5141

5y↑3

He told the truth when he said that

@carlosurquiza1021

5y↑1

No he isn't.

@gazorpazorpgazorpazorp3547

5y↑6

@@carlosurquiza1021 millions of people would, the fact that you think this shows your own bigotry

@smurphftw2008

5y↑2

This is the part where he lost me. I would trade my life for his in a heartbeat. Black skinned millionaire > white skinned 40k per year.

@reggieangus5325

4y↑4

Who is watching this in 2020? and still nothings changed

@Daisypetal100

2y↑1

This is absolutely 💯 hilarious I was cracking up last night watching this. Chris Rock is the best comic. I love him.

@stefanpigford6891

5y↑5

Tell it...!!!!
Funny but so Truthful....
He one of a few comics that talk about how NATIVE AMERICAN PPL BEEN TREATED...
KUDOS CHRIS ROCK😋😎😍😍

@kenbrownfield6584

5y↑5

Chris is awesome

@StardustSpiritofTheMostHigh

4y↑2

Incredible How Relevant This Is Even Now!!!!

@andreahughes9314

4y↑5

I have attended a Chris rock comedy show in real life and all I have to say is if he ever tours again please make it your business to go he will not disappoint!!!

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