Bad Guy
Chris Webby Lyrics

I'm the Hip-Hop antichrist, they'll regret it if they hand me mics
I'm so skilled at rapping that I'm like an antichrist in the hip-hop world, and any competition who challenges me will regret doing so.

Jack The Ripper, huntin' bitches down by candle light
Like Jack The Ripper, I'm using my lyrical ability to mercilessly take out any competition through intricate wordplay and delivery.

Changing the standard of nice, brandish a knife
I'm not afraid to push the boundaries of what is considered nice or appropriate in my lyrics, and I'm so confident in my skills that I'm ready to back them up with a weapon if needed.

I'm what's crackin' like I'm tightenin' ya hand in a vice
My skills are so potent that they can send shivers down your spine or make you tremble like your hand in a tight grip of a vice.

Huh! My flow nasty, get a Tampax
My flow is so unique and powerful that it will leave anyone who hears it feeling 'nasty' or overwhelmed, like they need to use a Tampax feminine hygiene product.

So many bars you would think I was flippin' Xanax
The amount of lyrics and wordplay in my raps is so extensive that it might seem like I'm under the influence of the prescription drug Xanax that affects memory and speech.

Fuck caterin' the bitches when I spit yo
I'm not interested in pandering to a female audience in my raps, as I'm strictly focused on displaying my raw talent and skill.

Go and listen to Drizzy you dumb bimbo
If you're not interested in hearing true lyrical talent and instead prefer the more mainstream approach of artists like Drake, then you're not worth listening to or worth engaging with.

This is real rappin' Webby flow it with a passion
My rapping is genuine and heartfelt, and I put all my energy and emotion into each and every verse.

Get these letters in my brain and cause a chemical reaction
When I hear the beats and music that inspire me to rap, it sends a rush of excitement and adrenaline through my body that fuels my creativity.

Droppin' vowels and consonants, powerfully rockin' it
I'm able to manipulate every letter of the alphabet in my lyrics to create powerful and captivating verses that are impossible to ignore.

With enough force to level a continent
My level of skill and talent is so massive that it could potentially have a global impact and change the entire course of the hip-hop industry.

What I'm droppin' is the right way, I got em' guessin' what I might say
My lyrical style is so unpredictable and unique that it leaves listeners guessing what I will say next.

Go bananas like Johnny Drama and Andrew Dice Clay
My style of rapping is so outrageous and over-the-top that it can provoke reactions similar to the eccentric characters of Johnny Drama and Andrew Dice Clay.

Since the 9th grade Webby's been a psychopath
I've had a passion for rap and writing songs since I was a teenager, and this level of obsession and dedication could be perceived as 'psychopathic.'

Headphones on in detention when I was writin' raps
Even during times of punishment or discipline in school, I was always dedicated to writing and working on my rapping skills.

Queue the lightnin' crash, queue the smoke machines
When I perform, it's so explosive and high-energy that it demands special effects like lightning and smoke to accompany the experience.

A factor you should fear, even Joe Rogan screams
My level of skill and intensity is so immense that it even causes Joe Rogan, a well-known figure in the hip-hop industry, to show signs of fear and shock.

Dopamine and adrenaline till' I'm hemorrhagin'
Performing and rapping at such a high level causes a rush of dopamine and adrenaline that can sometimes lead to physical exhaustion or hemorrhaging.

The fuckin' villain's back in this bitch, you better remember him
After a brief hiatus, I'm back and better than ever, reclaiming my spot as one of the top rappers in the game, and everyone should remember my name and what I'm capable of.

You can catch me where the wild things be at
I'm constantly moving and searching for new inspiration and experiences in life, and you can always find me where things are chaotic and unpredictable.

Hit em' so quick they can't react, even an Atheist would believe that
My rapping is so fast and impactful that it can leave listeners stunned and overwhelmed, with even those who don't believe in a higher power feeling the impact of my talent.

Fuck shootin' guns, I fire cannon balls
I don't need weaponry to deliver damage on my competition, as my skill in rapping is equivalent to a cannon ball.

With the physical strength of a Neanderthal
My talent and skill in rapping is so strong and powerful that it's likened to the strength of a Neanderthal, an ancient and extinct species of primates known for their brutish power.

Roar! I'm a Tyrannosaurus Rex
My level of intensity and power in rapping is so great that it's compared to that of a ferocious Tyrannosaurus Rex, a vicious predator known for its strength and dominance.

Start by beatin' up the verses and I'll slam the chorus next
I'm so skilled in writing and rapping that I can easily conquer each obstacle and challenge of a song, starting with the verses so dynamic that they lead perfectly into an explosive chorus.

Got a standard for success and for me it's bein' the best
I'm always setting new goals and targets for myself, and my ultimate success is determined by being recognized as the best and most skilled rapper in the game.

The games like a bench presser, let me get it off my chest
The rap industry is like a weightlifter doing a bench press, and I'm ready to show off my talent while lifting the weight of the current rap standards off of the industry.

I'm a vet, but I ain't checkin' on the healthiness of any K-9s
I'm an experienced veteran of the rap game, but I'm not concerned with checking up on or caring about the well-being of any lesser competition.

I'm giving you the news bitch, NBC dateline
My raps and songs are so powerful and informative that they can be compared to the news broadcasted by the major network NBC, providing listeners with valuable insights and intelligence.

Hear me through the grapevine, murderin' tracks
My talent and skill is so widespread and well-known that it can even be heard about through the grapevine, and any song or track I work on is destined to be taken to the next level.

Leave you layin' in the bed where they do surgeries at
The damage I can cause to any competition or opponent is so severe that it will leave them incapacitated and in need of medical attention, lying in the same hospital bed where surgeries are performed.

I been the hottest dude under the sun
I've had an impressive and successful career as one of the hottest and most skilled rappers in the industry.

Beatin' me? You got a better chance fuckin' a nun
The chances of anyone being able to best me or defeat me in a battle or competition are so slim that it's more likely for someone to engage in sexual activity with a nun.

Fuck it I'm done, got my competition on the run
After proving my skill and talent as a rapper, I'm ready to retire and leave the industry, with my opponents running in fear of what I might do next.

Won't be happy till' I'm number one, deadly with the tongue
I'm constantly striving to reach the top of the industry and be recognized as the best, and my talent and skill in rapping is so powerful that it's like a deadly weapon.

Rap bandito doin' coke by the kilo
I'm like a rap outlaw, breaking the rules and living a dangerous lifestyle, and my skill in rapping is valued at a high price, like cocaine sold by the kilo.

The mad super villain is back, Magneto
I'm returning to the rap game with a vengeance, and my skill and power is likened to that of the comic book antagonist Magneto, known for his ability to control magnetism and manipulate metal.

So bow down to me or get eaten like sushi
My level of skill and talent is so powerful that anyone who opposes me is destined to fail, like sushi that's eaten or consumed by a predator.

So fuck you and have a great day, Yours truly
For anyone who doesn't appreciate my talent or skill, I don't care about their opinions, and I'm still wishing them a great day, signed sincerely by me.