Webby's mother was a middle school teacher at Nathan Hale Middle School, his father was a guitarist and he was their only child. He started listening to rap at a young age admiring Eminem, he then started writing his own raps in 2000 at age 11. He attended Greens Farms Academy, a private school in Westport, Connecticut.
Webster has differentiated himself from similar acts in the new hip-hop/frat rap genre through his detailed attention to wordplay. He is recognizable by the high number of tattoos covering his body, most of which pertain to video games (Mortal Kombat, Mario, Boo the Ghost, etc.) or to aspects of 90's culture (Transformers).
He told AllHipHop in 2013, that he uses Adderall in the studio, which he is prescribed. He explained that he was diagnosed with ADD at a young age and has been on attention medication throughout his life. He says to this day that he has very bad attention deficit disorder.
Webster's devoted fans are know as "Ninjas."
Church
Chris Webby Lyrics
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Come on in and make some room
Move on over, now!
Go - watch out for the baby head!
The baby, you about to head the baby in the head
Why you gotta take up both seats?
Just move on over!
Lets start the show
He goes by the name of Chris Webby
Now, this you man, hails from Connecticut
After six mixtapes
After half a million downloads
After 20 million YouTube views
Countless sold out shows
And many a satisfied fan!
All you ninjas, give a warm welcome to your, Chris Webby
You see I'm buzzin' now
Shovel in hand I dug from the underground
Lyrical artillery loaded with forty-dozen rounds
They used to run they mouth
Shit, they Daffy Duckin' now!
Came out spittin'
First photo shoot was my ultrasound
Throwin' up my middle fingers in my Mother's uterus
Spittin' fire off of the top
Mount Vesuvius
Always caught disturbing the peace
They said I was Ludacris
Crazy, unpredictable, nutty, but never stupid, bitch
Smart guy like Taj Mauer eatin' pot brownies
On the run for killing beats 'till the fuckin' cops found me
On the loose again
Apple juice and gin
Out manouverin' my enemies
Leave 'em with sutures in
Cut 'em up
Cause my flow is sharper than Excalibur
Maximus, Decimus, Maridius to these challengers
Gladiator in the flesh
Swinging for your fucking neck
Slicing up these beats
While you bitches can even cut a check
Up next, final stop, success, like
Now hold on, now hold up, hold on now, hold on
You gots to teach these boys how to rap
Cause what these boys out here is doing, is not rap. It's wack
You got to show them the multi-syllable schemes
You got to show them the air-tight flow
You got to show them, them punchlines
Now get on in there and do your thing, son!
Everything I do, I do it with heart
Werewolf with a full moon in the dark
Tear a fucking human apart
I'm stupidly smart
Started on the east
But my music made a westward expansion something like Lewis and Clark
Climbing up the musical charts
And me falling off?
That's like Bullseye from Daredevil losing at darts
I'm just a crazy motherfucker
Who was bred to be a monster, since the eighties motherfucker
I'm lyrically inclined
Put my spirit in my rhymes
Veins pumpin' hip-hop
You can hear it in my lines
Rollin' with a bunch of goons
Everyday we grindin' on
And we All Spark
You can catch me up on Cybertron
I am on everything
Bad Meets Evil-er
That's just how the cookie crumbles
Motherfucking Keebler!
Mark my teachers words
They told me that I should be mature
But now that my pockets beefed up
I'm never going vegan, sir
Grindin' 'till the fuckin' day I stop breathing
Word
The song "Church" by Chris Webby is an ode to his own success as a rapper, while also taking shots at others in the industry who he deems as not being true to the art form. The opening lines of the song welcome listeners to the show and introduce Chris Webby as a special guest. He is described as hailing from Connecticut and having a successful career, with six mixtapes, half a million downloads, and 20 million YouTube views. He is cheered on by his fans and called to take the stage to demonstrate his skills.
Webby starts his verse by describing how he worked his way up from the underground rap scene, using his lyrical skills as his primary weapon. He claims to have always been someone who disturbed the peace and was called crazy, unpredictable, and nutty, but never stupid. He likens himself to a gladiator, slicing up his musical challengers with his sharp flow. He takes a dig at others in the industry who he feels are not true to the essence of rap, saying that what they are doing is 'wack'. He emphasizes that he does everything with heart, and that the veins pumping hip-hop in his blood are evident in his rhymes.
In the second half of the song, Webby continues to boast about his skills and success, saying that he is "on everything" and comparing himself to the Bad Meets Evil duo. He states that he is always grinding and will never stop until he dies. In the final lines, he flips the advice given to him by his teachers, saying that now that his pockets are beefed up, he will never go vegan (lower his standards). The song ends with the sound of applause and cheering from the audience.
Line by Line Meaning
Welcome, welcome! All you ninjas!
Greetings and salutations! Welcome, welcome, my esteemed comrades!
Come on in and make some room
Please enter and kindly provide space for everyone
Move on over, now!
Kindly relocate yourself to another position
Go - watch out for the baby head!
Proceed with caution to avoid striking an infant's cranium
The baby, you about to head the baby in the head
You are perilously close to unintentionally striking the infant's delicate cranium
Why you gotta take up both seats?
I implore you, why must you occupy two seats simultaneously?
Just move on over!
I beseech you, kindly vacate your current seat
Lets start the show
Without further ado, let the spectacle commence
We have a special guest tonight
Tonight, we are graced with the presence of an extraordinary visitor
He goes by the name of Chris Webby
The individual in question identifies himself as Chris Webby
Now, this young man hails from Connecticut
Allow me to inform you that this gentleman originates from the state of Connecticut
After six mixtapes
Following the release of six mixtapes
After half a million downloads
After accumulating an astounding number of five hundred thousand downloads
After 20 million YouTube views
After amassing a staggering total of twenty million views on the popular video-sharing platform, YouTube
Countless sold out shows
An indefinite number of performances that have sold out completely
And many a satisfied fan!
Furthermore, a multitude of contented admirers
All you ninjas, give a warm welcome to your, Chris Webby
I implore all of you esteemed individuals to warmly welcome Chris Webby
You see I'm buzzin' now
Allow me to convey that I am currently experiencing a heightened state of achievement and recognition
Shovel in hand I dug from the underground
Brandishing a metaphorical shovel, I have diligently emerged from the depths of the musical underground
Lyrical artillery loaded with forty-dozen rounds
My lyrical prowess is comparable to an arsenal of weaponry, consisting of an impressive four hundred and eighty rounds
They used to run they mouth
Opponents were once verbose and outspoken
Shit, they Daffy Duckin' now!
Now, they are evading confrontation, much like the character Daffy Duck
Came out spittin'
I burst onto the scene with a barrage of rap
First photo shoot was my ultrasound
To illustrate how early in my career I was thrust into the limelight, my initial photoshoot took place while I was still in my mother's womb
Throwin' up my middle fingers in my Mother's uterus
Even in the womb, I metaphorically expressed defiance by raising my middle fingers in a gesture of resistance
Spittin' fire off of the top
I effortlessly manifest extraordinary lyrical prowess from the depths of my being
Mount Vesuvius
My skill in rap is likened to the historic eruption of Mount Vesuvius, both in terms of intensity and impact
Always caught disturbing the peace
I perpetually find myself engaging in activities that disrupt the tranquility of society
They said I was Ludacris
Critics and onlookers deemed my behavior and style of rap to be outrageous, similar to the artist Ludacris
Crazy, unpredictable, nutty, but never stupid, bitch
I may be regarded as eccentric, volatile, and even insane, but I assure you, I possess an astute intellect
Smart guy like Taj Mauer eatin' pot brownies
I juxtapose my intelligence with the fictional character Taj Mauer, playfully implying that even someone as shrewd as him would engage in the consumption of marijuana-infused brownies
On the run for killing beats 'till the fuckin' cops found me
Metaphorically, I am perpetually being pursued for the utter annihilation of instrumental tracks, until authorities arrive to intervene
On the loose again
Once more, I roam freely and unconstrained
Apple juice and gin
In my leisure, I indulge in the combination of apple juice and gin
Out manouverin' my enemies
I skillfully outmaneuver and outwit those who oppose me
Leave 'em with sutures in
As a result of my strategic maneuvers, my adversaries are left with wounds requiring surgical stitching
Cut 'em up
I metaphorically dissect and dismantle my opponents
Cause my flow is sharper than Excalibur
The exceptional sharpness of my rap style is akin to the legendary sword, Excalibur
Maximus, Decimus, Maridius to these challengers
In reference to the film 'Gladiator,' I embody the mighty gladiator Maximus Decimus Meridius when it comes to facing these challengers
Gladiator in the flesh
I embody the essence and spirit of a gladiator in physical form
Swinging for your fucking neck
Metaphorically, I aggressively attack my rivals, aiming to strike at the most vulnerable point−their necks
Slicing up these beats
With surgical precision, I effortlessly dissect and conquer instrumental tracks
While you bitches can even cut a check
Meanwhile, my adversaries are unable to secure financial success or even fulfill their commitments
Up next, final stop, success, like
Segueing to the next phase of my journey, the ultimate destination being triumph and prosperity, much like
Now hold on, now hold up, hold on now, hold on
Please hold your horses, wait a moment, I have something important to address
You gots to teach these boys how to rap
It is imperative that you instruct these individuals on the art of rap
Cause what these boys out here is doing, is not rap. It's wack
Their current endeavors in the field of rap are sorely lacking in quality, rendering them subpar and unsatisfactory
You got to show them the multi-syllable schemes
It is essential that you demonstrate to them the utilization of intricate multi-syllable patterns in their lyrics
You got to show them the air-tight flow
Furthermore, you must showcase to them the importance of maintaining a seamless and flawless flow in their delivery
You got to show them, them punchlines
It is crucial that you educate them on the significance and efficacy of delivering impactful punchlines
Now get on in there and do your thing, son!
Without hesitation, enter and proceed to execute your assigned task with great proficiency, my dear offspring!
Everything I do, I do it with heart
Every action I undertake, I commit myself to wholeheartedly
Werewolf with a full moon in the dark
Metaphorically, I embody the ferocity and power of a werewolf during a moonlit night
Tear a fucking human apart
I possess the capability to figuratively dismantle and deconstruct an individual in the most brutal manner
I'm stupidly smart
Although my intelligence may be unconventional, it is undeniably profound and remarkable
Started on the east
It all began on the eastern side
But my music made a westward expansion something like Lewis and Clark
My music then underwent a journey of growth and expansion towards the west, much like the legendary explorers Lewis and Clark
Climbing up the musical charts
Gradually ascending the ranks of the musical hierarchy
And me falling off?
And the notion of my career experiencing a decline?
That's like Bullseye from Daredevil losing at darts
Such a notion is as preposterous as the character Bullseye, known for his unrivaled accuracy, failing at the game of darts
I'm just a crazy motherfucker
I am simply an eccentric and audacious individual
Who was bred to be a monster, since the eighties motherfucker
Since my birth during the 1980s, I was destined to become an extraordinary and formidable force
I'm lyrically inclined
My aptitude for creating compelling lyrics is unparalleled
Put my spirit in my rhymes
I infuse my verses with the essence of my soul
Veins pumpin' hip-hop
Passionately pulsating through my veins is the very essence of hip-hop music
You can hear it in my lines
This fervor is clearly evident in every line I recite
Rollin' with a bunch of goons
I frequently associate myself with a group of intimidating and formidable individuals
Everyday we grindin' on
Each day, we tirelessly work towards our goals
And we All Spark
Furthermore, we possess a collective energy and spark that ignites our creativity and drive
You can catch me up on Cybertron
It is entirely possible to find me in the fictional world of Cybertron, where Transformers hail from
I am on everything
I am extremely versatile and can be found in numerous aspects of the rap industry
Bad Meets Evil-er
In terms of collaborative projects, I possess an even greater level of intensity than the already formidable duo known as Bad Meets Evil
That's just how the cookie crumbles
Such is the way life unfolds and events transpire
Motherfucking Keebler!
I humorously liken myself to Keebler, the iconic baker of cookies, while emphasizing my ability to dominate in my field
Mark my teachers words
I firmly impress upon you the significance and accuracy of the words spoken by my educators
They told me that I should be mature
Their guidance and counsel urged me to display maturity and refinement
But now that my pockets beefed up
However, now that my financial situation has considerably improved and prospered
I'm never going vegan, sir
I adamantly refuse to adopt a vegan lifestyle, dear sir
Grindin' 'till the fuckin' day I stop breathing
I am resolutely persevering and working diligently until the very day I cease to exist
Word
Indeed, that is the truth
Lyrics © Ultra Tunes, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: CHRISTIAN WEBSTER
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
Five
this song is still great 7 years later.
Josh Lorusso
STILL
Alex Bromley
11 years later and it’s still one of my favorites. Webby the GOAT
Dogloll
This is straight dopeness. My favorite song from the EP because when it drops into that beat it's absolutely mind blowing. My boy Webby is making it to the top! Been listening to you since the white noise, fitted with the ear flaps.
homeslice adams
To anybody thats still here, understand your a TRUE fan of this man.
Scott Barth
Funny how the intros arent as popular but every true ninja knows that all his intros are STRAIGHT FIRE!
Amanda Lynn
right hahaha
mac anderson
He has one of the best flows in the game today
Sheminski
its crazy to think how many of his songs have hit the million mark, but this old gem i have on my itunes is so unheard
Tyler Bowes
Best intro to a ep or album i've heard, webby kills it. He comes up with the sickest lines, Webby for xxl freshman