Webby's mother was a middle school teacher at Nathan Hale Middle School, his father was a guitarist and he was their only child. He started listening to rap at a young age admiring Eminem, he then started writing his own raps in 2000 at age 11. He attended Greens Farms Academy, a private school in Westport, Connecticut.
Webster has differentiated himself from similar acts in the new hip-hop/frat rap genre through his detailed attention to wordplay. He is recognizable by the high number of tattoos covering his body, most of which pertain to video games (Mortal Kombat, Mario, Boo the Ghost, etc.) or to aspects of 90's culture (Transformers).
He told AllHipHop in 2013, that he uses Adderall in the studio, which he is prescribed. He explained that he was diagnosed with ADD at a young age and has been on attention medication throughout his life. He says to this day that he has very bad attention deficit disorder.
Webster's devoted fans are know as "Ninjas."
Label Office Cypher
Chris Webby Lyrics
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Course I got the fuckin' CD man, fuckin' big meeting and shit
We're pretty late though, you think we're gonna be good?
I think we're gonna be all set man
Just pick up your pants a little bit
No talking about Adderal, no talking about banging this guy's wife like.. (of course, of course) keep it real good
Oh shit, is that that fucking BarsTaLoan guy again?
Had loose screws since I was a toddler
Yo don't bother
Up in this bitch drinking vodka like water
Do you read me? Roger, I am a monster
All young buck white kids put the mic down, I am your father
Still be drinking like I did when I was up at Hofstra
Taking more shots than I did playing Contra
Hold up, hold up, hold up, wait
Let me take a sip of water, I don't know if I'm straight
Lost track of all the LIT's that I drank
And I'm feeling like I just might faint
But I lace my sneakers, eat a piece of pizza
And throw another [?] up on the Visa
Bangin' out those speakers
Going hard in the paint like I fucked Mona Lisa
Where the chronic B?
My short term memory is chronically
Fucked up, cause I burn down constantly
How could I shape up? I forgot geometry
But they gon' learn CT and geography
Cause I got the whole damn world watching me
It's hard to even keep up with it honestly
Let's gettin' it muthafuckin' poppin' B
Will lose some brain cells
I don't think I'm leaving this
Muthafucker, 'til someone takes away my keys and shit
I haven't been trained well, I'm so disobedient
Got that verbal dope, so just holla if you need a fix
Drop a freestyle, daily fire
Lighting up a bong up that'll take me higher
Crazy rhymer, that's known to cross the line like a stereotypical Asian driver
Web so sick that I make'em nauseous
Go balls out, never play it cautious
Went from a dorm room to rapping to muthafuckers in suits in a label office
I'm a beast on the mic with a beatbox flow
Anybody steppin' after he rocks, no
He got flow, I'm an animal, follow my name with an e-i, e-i, e-i-o
Seat ride low when I'm cruising in
With a cup full of brown like Julian
With a trailer park boy and some hooligans
Got bars, yeah I got a few of them
C Web
The song "Label Office Cypher" by Chris Webby is a freestyle rap that captures an impromptu moment where Chris and his friend are on their way to a big meeting with a recording label company but are running late. Chris urges his friend to keep the conversation professional and avoid mentioning things like Adderall or the wife of the person they are meeting. The lyrics of the song make it evident that Chris is an "untrained dog" with "loose screws" since he was young, and he drinks vodka like water. Chris raps about his love for rapping and how he's known to "cross the line like a stereotypical Asian driver." He continues to claim that he is a beast on the mic with a flowing beatbox that anyone who follows will not be able to match his skills. Chris boasts about having bars and how he can go back and forth in a cypher at ease.
The song is an excellent representation of Chris Webby's lyrical talent and demonstrates his ability to freestyle and flow effortlessly. The track was produced by Diamond D and released in 2018 under the label EightyHD. Chris Webby has always been known for his freestyle ability, and "Label Office Cypher" is a perfect example of his improvisational skills. The song has over four million views on YouTube, making it one of Chris Webby's most popular tracks. "Label Office Cypher" has become a fan favorite due to its lyrics and beat.
Line by Line Meaning
Web you got the CD?
Do you have the CD for the meeting?
Course I got the fuckin' CD man, fuckin' big meeting and shit
Yes, I have the CD because we have an important meeting.
We're pretty late though, you think we're gonna be good?
We are running late, do you think we will still be able to go to the meeting?
I think we're gonna be all set man
Yes, I think we will make it to the meeting on time.
Just pick up your pants a little bit
Adjust your clothing to look presentable.
No talking about Adderall, no talking about banging this guy's wife like.. (of course, of course) keep it real good
Let's avoid controversial topics and behave professionally.
Oh shit, is that that fucking BarsTaLoan guy again?
Expressing surprise and annoyance at the presence of the BarsTaLoan guy.
I'm an untrained dog, no collar
I have no structure or guidance in my life.
Had loose screws since I was a toddler
I've had mental issues since childhood.
Yo don't bother
Please do not approach or interact with me.
Up in this bitch drinking vodka like water
Drinking vodka excessively.
Do you read me? Roger, I am a monster
Confirming communication and stating that I am a big deal.
All young buck white kids put the mic down, I am your father
I am superior to all aspiring white rappers.
Still be drinking like I did when I was up at Hofstra
Still consuming alcohol like I did in college.
Taking more shots than I did playing Contra
Drinking more shots of alcohol than in the game Contra.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, wait
Wait a moment, please.
Let me take a sip of water, I don't know if I'm straight
Taking a sip of water to recover.
Lost track of all the LIT's that I drank
I drank too much to keep track.
And I'm feeling like I just might faint
I may pass out due to excessive drinking.
But I lace my sneakers, eat a piece of pizza
Putting on my sneakers and eating pizza to recover.
And throw another [?] up on the Visa
Purchasing more items on my credit card.
Bangin' out those speakers
Playing music loudly.
Going hard in the paint like I fucked Mona Lisa
Working hard like I had sex with the Mona Lisa painting.
Where the chronic B?
Asking for marijuana.
My short term memory is chronically
I have a bad memory due to chronic drug use.
Fucked up, cause I burn down constantly
I am constantly smoking marijuana and other drugs.
How could I shape up? I forgot geometry
I cannot improve my life because I even forgot basic mathematics.
But they gon' learn CT and geography
I will teach others about Connecticut and geography.
Cause I got the whole damn world watching me
I am famous and have a lot of attention.
It's hard to even keep up with it honestly
It is difficult to maintain my lifestyle.
Let's gettin' it muthafuckin' poppin' B
Let's party and have fun.
Will lose some brain cells
Drinking and drug use will result in lost brain cells.
I don't think I'm leaving this
I do not plan on leaving this place.
Muthafucker, 'til someone takes away my keys and shit
I will stay until someone takes my car keys.
I haven't been trained well, I'm so disobedient
I had a poor upbringing and do not follow rules.
Got that verbal dope, so just holla if you need a fix
I have great rapping skills, let me know if you need entertainment.
Drop a freestyle, daily fire
I can rap spontaneously and with passion.
Lighting up a bong up that'll take me higher
Smoking marijuana to relax.
Crazy rhymer, that's known to cross the line like a stereotypical Asian driver
I have edgy and controversial lyrics, like stereotyping Asian drivers.
Web so sick that I make'em nauseous
My rapping is so good that it makes others feel sick.
Go balls out, never play it cautious
I give my all and take risks.
Went from a dorm room to rapping to muthafuckers in suits in a label office
From a college dorm to working with corporate executives in the music industry.
I'm a beast on the mic with a beatbox flow
I am highly skilled at rapping with a beatbox rhythm.
Anybody steppin' after he rocks, no
No one can follow my performance.
He got flow, I'm an animal, follow my name with an e-i, e-i, e-i-o
I rap better than everyone, and my name is like Old MacDonald's farm song.
Seat ride low when I'm cruising in
I drive a car with low seats.
With a cup full of brown like Julian
Drinking alcohol with a character from Trailer Park Boys show.
With a trailer park boy and some hooligans
I hang out with less refined people.
Got bars, yeah I got a few of them
I have excellent lyrical skills.
C Web
A reference to Chris Webby, the rapper.
Lyrics © Ultra Tunes, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: CHRISTIAN WEBSTER, KENNY URBAN
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