Webby's mother was a middle school teacher at Nathan Hale Middle School, his father was a guitarist and he was their only child. He started listening to rap at a young age admiring Eminem, he then started writing his own raps in 2000 at age 11. He attended Greens Farms Academy, a private school in Westport, Connecticut.
Webster has differentiated himself from similar acts in the new hip-hop/frat rap genre through his detailed attention to wordplay. He is recognizable by the high number of tattoos covering his body, most of which pertain to video games (Mortal Kombat, Mario, Boo the Ghost, etc.) or to aspects of 90's culture (Transformers).
He told AllHipHop in 2013, that he uses Adderall in the studio, which he is prescribed. He explained that he was diagnosed with ADD at a young age and has been on attention medication throughout his life. He says to this day that he has very bad attention deficit disorder.
Webster's devoted fans are know as "Ninjas."
Trust Me
Chris Webby Lyrics
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Always make a point like what comes right before a decimal.
I never ate my vegetables, skipped outta pre-school,
Spit molten lava, ain't a second I could be cool.
I'm nasty, so come right at me,
I am fresh to death, shit I'm great like Gatsby.
My voice stays raspy but ladies like it,
They always jock my swagger and tell me that I'm the nicest.
Stay bangin' out tracks in the lab like Dexter.
I'm clever, every day under pressure.
Bow down to king Mathers, but I am his successor,
An MC like Escher, fresh, flyer than feathers,
Rollin' up the trees and light up like a projector.
I'm better, bitch trust me,
I'm Super Mario with a star cuz' y'all can't touch me.
[Chorus]
You could never be the man that I be
Never go to war with a dude like me
You'd be barking up the wrong tree
Trust me
And, and,
You could never do that things that I do
You could never spit the words that I spew
You could never stand to walk in my shoes
Trust me
You'd be barking up the wrong tree, barking at the wrong dog,
Power walking around you mother fuckers in full jog.
I go hard, shit I'm oh so sick,
I'm loco bitch, eat rappers like Coco Crisp,
And get it jumping like a pogo stick, nobody next to this,
I been rapping since Sonic was running on Sega Genesis.
So I'll throw Knuckles like his nemesis, now who could step to Chis?
I'm so fly I got a leg up on Pegasus.
Put together sentences, verses to the choruses,
On the underground like bones of Stegosauruses.
My kick's harder than Chuck Norris',
One roundhouse will knock you all the way to places that your foreign with.
I'm rolling with at least 3 Ninjas, call me Colt,
But bitches call me the carpenter, I screw nut and bolt.
I won't just give up, and don't just back down,
And don't give two fucks, y'all know all that now.
[Chorus]
You could never be the man that I be
Never go to war with a dude like me
You'd be barking up the wrong tree
Trust me
And, and,
You could never do that things that I do
You could never spit the words that I spew
You could never stand to walk in my shoes
Trust me
I'm a mother fucking animal, scrotum full of cannonballs,
Playing drinking games till I hardly even stand at all.
I bite bitches like Trueblood, this dude's rough,
Brain screwed up from too much drugs,
I never grew up.
Drink until I threw up, throw up, vomit,
Barf on the game, you bitches don't really want it.
Sorry homeboy, but do not interrupt me,
I'm better at rapping than you, bitch just trust me.
[Chorus]
You could never be the man that I be
Never go to war with a dude like me
You'd be barking up the wrong tree
Trust me
And, and,
You could never do that things that I do
You could never spit the words that I spew
You could never stand to walk in my shoes
Trust me.
Yeah, hah, hah, hah.
Champion records on the beat.
It's Chris Webby.
203 where you at?
I'm right here.
Daaamn straight.
2009, it's my year.
We goin' hard on 'em.
The song "Trust Me" by Chris Webby can be seen as a declaration of his lyrical prowess and unique personality. In the first verse, he touts himself as a "punch line professional" who is different from the norm and always stands out. Despite his rebellious upbringing where he skipped preschool and didn't eat vegetables, he still emerged as a talented rapper with "molten lava" flow. He references literary figures such as Gatsby and MC Escher to elevate himself as the rightful successor to icons like Eminem. The chorus reiterates that no one can measure up to him or replicate his life experiences.
Webby's second verse opens with a playful metaphor about barking up the wrong tree, insinuating that anyone who challenges him will be in for a rude awakening. He embraces his oddness by comparing himself to a cartoon character and rattling off pop culture references from his childhood like Sonic and Three Ninjas. He showcases his skill in crafting intricate rhymes and clever wordplay, even boasting that his "kick's harder than Chuck Norris." Overall, the song encapsulates Webby's confidence in his abilities and unique style that sets him apart from the rest of his contemporaries.
Line by Line Meaning
I'm a punch line professional, far from conventional,
I'm not your average rapper. I specialize in witty punchlines that make me stand out.
Always make a point like what comes right before a decimal.
My punchlines are always sharp and make a clear point, like the digits before a decimal point.
I never ate my vegetables, skipped outta pre-school,
I'm not one to follow the rules or do what society expects of me.
Spit molten lava, ain't a second I could be cool.
I'm always fiery and intense in my rapping. My personality is too bold and dynamic to ever just 'be cool.'
I'm nasty, so come right at me,
I'm confident in my skills and don't shy away from competition or detractors.
I am fresh to death, shit I'm great like Gatsby.
I'm stylish and always on-trend. Plus, I'm as great as Jay Gatsby himself.
My voice stays raspy but ladies like it,
My rough voice adds a certain charm that attracts female fans.
They always jock my swagger and tell me that I'm the nicest.
My confidence and swagger are impressive to others, who consider me not only skilled but also a kind person.
I'm righteous, so who fucking with Webster?
I believe in doing what's right and am proud of my work - who could possibly try to challenge me?
Stay bangin' out tracks in the lab like Dexter.
I'm always working hard in the studio, putting out new and creative tracks like Dexter's laboratory.
I'm clever, every day under pressure.
My skills as a rapper are sharp and quick, and I can come up with smart lines even in challenging situations.
Bow down to king Mathers, but I am his successor,
Eminem is a legendary rapper, and I'm honored to be seen as his successor in the rap scene.
An MC like Escher, fresh, flyer than feathers,
My rapping style is as complex and creative as M.C. Escher's artwork, and my fashion is striking and eye-catching.
Rollin' up the trees and light up like a projector.
I smoke marijuana and often burn it as if it were a movie screen.
You'd be barking up the wrong tree, barking at the wrong dog,
If someone tried to challenge me, they'd be going after the wrong person and getting in over their head.
Power walking around you mother fuckers in full jog.
I'm so confident in my abilities that I can just saunter past my haters even when they're putting in a lot of effort to try and keep up with me.
I go hard, shit I'm oh so sick,
My rapping style is aggressive and impressive, making others feel like they can't measure up.
I'm loco bitch, eat rappers like Coco Crisp,
I'm a little bit crazy and unorthodox, and I destroy other rappers like a person might eat a bag of Cocos Crisp cereal.
And get it jumping like a pogo stick, nobody next to this,
My music is infectious and makes people want to move and dance. No one can compare to my level of hype.
I been rapping since Sonic was running on Sega Genesis.
I've been in the rap game for a long time, like back when the Sega Genesis was popular.
My kick's harder than Chuck Norris',
My rhymes and punchlines are so powerful that they could take down even the legendary Chuck Norris himself.
One roundhouse will knock you all the way to places that your foreign with.
My lyrics are so intense that they can knock you out and take you places you've never been before.
I'm rolling with at least 3 Ninjas, call me Colt,
I have a gang of people supporting me and have the same level of skill and determination as Colt does in the movie '3 Ninjas.'
But bitches call me the carpenter, I screw nut and bolt.
I'm skilled in bringing things together - like a carpenter - and am good at putting things right.
I won't just give up, and don't just back down,
I have a strong will and won't allow others to push me around or make me acquiesce.
And don't give two fucks, y'all know all that now.
I don't care what people think of me and am perfectly happy to do what I want to do, regardless of others' opinions.
I'm a mother fucking animal, scrotum full of cannonballs,
I'm a beast in the rap game, and have tons of power just waiting to be unleashed.
Playing drinking games till I hardly even stand at all.
I enjoy partying and drinking to the point of almost losing my sense of balance.
I bite bitches like Trueblood, this dude's rough,
I'm not afraid to speak my mind or criticize others, even when it might be offensive.
Brain screwed up from too much drugs,
My mind has been affected by doing too many drugs and indulging in risky behavior.
I never grew up,
I refuse to conform and always want to maintain my youthful spirit, even as I age.
Drink until I threw up, throw up, vomit,
I drink excessively and often to the point of getting sick.
Barf on the game, you bitches don't really want it.
I'm so confident in my skills that I find myself disrespecting others who try to compete with me.
Sorry homeboy, but do not interrupt me,
Don't try to cut me off or talk over me - I'll keep going even stronger.
I'm better at rapping than you, bitch just trust me.
I'm simply more skilled and impressive than my detractors, and they know it deep down.
It's Chris Webby.
This is a song by rapper Chris Webby, who is confident in his skills and rapping abilities.
203 where you at?
Chris Webby is shouting out his hometown area code.
Daaamn straight.
Chris Webby is very confident in his abilities, and won't let anyone talk down to him or try to bring him down.
2009, it's my year.
Chris Webby believes that in the year 2009, he'll make a major impact in the music industry.
We goin' hard on 'em.
Chris Webby and his posse are there to make a mark and leave a lasting impression on their listeners.
Contributed by Juliana T. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
Just Josh G
Ive been listening to Chris Webby for like 2 years and this is STILL my favorite Webby song.
jakedonivan
keep it up webby, your raps the only hip hop i can stand, I MUST HEAR MORE
mike Pic
KEEP SPITTING FIRE LIKE THIS!!!
Tyler
Can we just recognize this line pleease? "Bitches call me the carpenter. I screw, nut, and bolt." Fucking brilliant
Joseph Wallace
"can we just recognize" the entire track. I wanted to put another quote from this shit but I realized how dope then entire track is. been a hot minute sense I listened to this.
Nate Stewart
2021 still bumping this entire album webby has never dropped a wack bar
ECnation 8989
Still keeping it alive even to this day
Thomas Kirchmair
Webby is going to freak out this year🔥
Hiphopfan
First song i ever heard of Chris! 6 years later still playin' it!
G Rok
Webby you are most dope. you inspired me and my buddy to start rapping. So much inspiration, check us out on my youtube page, keep it coming with the good stuff webster!