Patricia
Chris de Burgh Lyrics


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Dennis is a menace with his "anyone for tennis?"
And beseeching me to come and keep the score
And Maud saya "Oh Lord! I'm so terribly bored!"
I really can't stand it anymore

I'm going out to dinner, with a gorgeous singer
To a little place I've found down by the quay
Her name is Patricia, she calls herself Delicia
And the reason isn't very hard to see

She says God made her a sinner just to keep fat men thinner
As they tumble down in heaps before her feet
They hang around in groups like battle-weary troops
One can often see them queue right down the street
You see Patricia, or Delicia, not only is a singer
She also removes all her clothing
For Patricia is the best stripper in town
And with a swing of her hips she started to strip
To tremendous applause she took off her drawers
And with a lick of her lips she undid all the clips
Threw it all in the air, and everyone stared
And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor
The police were banging on the door
On a Saturday night, in nineteen twenty-four
Take it away boys!
But poor Patricia was arrested and everyone detested
The manner in which she was exposed
And later on in court, well, everybody thought
A summer run in jail would be proposed

But the judge said, "Patricia
Or may I say, Delicia
The facts of this case lie before me
Case dismissed, this girl was in her working clothes!"

And with a swing of her hips, she started to strip
To tremendous applause she took off her drawers
And with a lick of her lips she undid all her clips
Threw it all in the air, and everyone stared
And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor
The police were yelling out for more!




On a Saturday night in nineteen twenty-four
On a Saturday night in nineteen twenty-four

Overall Meaning

The song "Patricia the Stripper" by Chris de Burgh tells the story of a woman named Patricia, who is a singer and a stripper. The lyrics depict a scene where the singer is fed up with the tedious routine of playing tennis with her friend Dennis and trying to entertain her companions. She decides to take a break and enjoys a dinner with a singer named Patricia, who is a stripper in a nearby place. Patricia is described as a gorgeous woman who is not only a singer but also the best stripper in town.


The lyrics describe Patricia as a sinfully beautiful woman who God created to keep fat men thin. She attracts many men who queue down the street to watch her perform. The audience applauds Patricia as she skillfully removes her clothing articles one by one until she is entirely nude. However, the police raid the venue and arrest Patricia for her provocative performance. The court eventually dismisses the case, stating that Patricia was wearing her working clothes, and she was not guilty of any wrongdoing.


Line by Line Meaning

Dennis is a menace with his "anyone for tennis?"
Dennis is bothering me to play tennis and I can't stand it.


And beseeching me to come and keep the score
He's asking me to keep score if I play tennis with him.


And Maud saya "Oh Lord! I'm so terribly bored!"
My friend Maud is very bored and she can't take it anymore.


I really can't stand it anymore
I can't deal with the boredom and I need to get out.


I'm going out to dinner, with a gorgeous singer
I have a date with a beautiful singer.


To a little place I've found down by the quay
We're going to a small restaurant by the water.


Her name is Patricia, she calls herself Delicia
Her name is Patricia, but she goes by the stage name Delicia.


And the reason isn't very hard to see
It's obvious why I'm going out with her.


She says God made her a sinner just to keep fat men thinner
She jokes that she was made to be a stripper so that overweight men could lose weight watching her.


As they tumble down in heaps before her feet
Men are so captivated by her that they faint at her feet.


They hang around in groups like battle-weary troops
Men line up to see her perform like soldiers after a battle.


One can often see them queue right down the street
The line of men waiting to see her can be seen from far away.


You see Patricia, or Delicia, not only is a singer
She's not just a singer, she's also a stripper.


She also removes all her clothing
She takes off all her clothes during her performances.


For Patricia is the best stripper in town
She's considered the top performer among all the strippers in town.


And with a swing of her hips she started to strip
She began her performance by moving her hips in a seductive way.


To tremendous applause she took off her drawers
The audience cheered loudly as she took off her underwear.


And with a lick of her lips she undid all the clips
She sensually licked her lips while removing her clips.


Threw it all in the air, and everyone stared
She tossed her clothing in the air for all to see and the audience was mesmerized.


And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor
Once she was completely naked, the police started banging on the door.


The police were banging on the door
The police were trying to enter and arrest her for public indecency.


But poor Patricia was arrested and everyone detested
She was arrested and everyone felt sorry for her.


The manner in which she was exposed
She was arrested because she had exposed herself in public.


And later on in court, well, everybody thought
During her trial, everyone assumed she would be sentenced to jail.


A summer run in jail would be proposed
It was expected that she would have to spend the summer in jail.


But the judge said, "Patricia
But to everyone's surprise, the judge said...


Or may I say, Delicia
The judge used her stage name in a joking way.


The facts of this case lie before me
The judge had all the information he needed to make his decision.


Case dismissed, this girl was in her working clothes!"
The judge dismissed the case because she was just doing her job as a stripper.


And with a swing of her hips, she started to strip
After the trial, she continued to perform and started stripping again.


To tremendous applause she took off her drawers
Just like before, the audience loved her performance and applauded loudly.


And with a lick of her lips she undid all the clips
She continued to use her seductive movements and undid her clips with a sensual lick of her lips.


Threw it all in the air, and everyone stared
Her performance was just as mesmerizing as before and everyone in the audience couldn't take their eyes off her.


And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor
She finished her performance and once again, the police were demanding to arrest her.


The police were yelling out for more!
The police wanted to see more, which was unusual for law enforcement officers in those days.


On a Saturday night in nineteen twenty-four
This all happened on a Saturday night in the year 1924.




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Written by: Chris de Burgh

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@seamusodowd1556

My Mum is 92 and she is currently in hospital, she's used to sing this song at family party's

She is of that generation that made their own entertainment at family events . Everyone was expected to sing, but no one would comment if the person wasn't a good singer.

On fact quite the opposite. Anyway my Mum is of course a Patricia.

It is tough to see her this way I'm hospital, however finding this songs last night when I was walking the dog, reminded me of all the good times when she was younger, and I am sure I will listen to this a number of times over the coming weeks.

@ethanthoburn8118

First time I heard this was at a funeral of a lady named Patricia! Great sense of humour

@janicehalligan7559

Thank you for sharing that delicious bit of fun from a woman I'd have enjoyed meeting by sounds of it :)

@anonymouspeacefulperson6199

George funeral 🤷🙊

@cherylmcmonnies9691

How absolutely fabulous ☺️ she sounds like quite the woman 🥰

@klowreezy

First time was in the car with my mom and she blasted it

@wrestlingconnoisseur

First time I heard this was when I was out camping with friends.

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@Sykoze

Saw him in concert last year, every time he took a suggestion from the audience, the whole crowd cheered "Patricia the Stripper". He finally did it at the end of the set. The whole crowd was up singing along. It was quite the experience.

@davidharkin8554

In 1924?..... 😀

@petermcnallt12pm

On a Saturday night...?

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