Can't Wait
Christina Aguilera Lyrics

I'm like row row like I have cerebral palsy
I'm stumbling through my flow like someone with cerebral palsy.

My flows be's wet like all you girls drawers be
My flows are dripping with intensity, like the wetness in your underwear.

Crack the dill's spread the Buddha in the hid-ouse
Open the blunt, sprinkle weed in it, and smoke it in private.

Roll it up and Diddas, who tipped in for the 10 bag
Roll up the weed and smoke it with the people who put in for the purchase of the 10 dollar bag.

Etcetera, I roll my blunts with two textures
And so on, I roll my blunts with contrasting textures.

Pick up 50 bags and then I smoke all the extras
I buy 50 bags of weed and smoke every last bit of it, including the extras.

It's the truth like funk 180 proof
My words are the absolute truth, like pure, high-proof alcohol.

Don't drop your drawers I'll fuck through your daisy dukes, true
Don't bother getting undressed, I'll have sex with you through your shorts.

Put your fingers up in the air if your high
Raise your hands in the air if you're high on drugs.

I walk by, so f-in' dry
I pass by unaffected, emotionally dry.

I swing up in it 'bout an average as half as
My swing game is only half as good as Reggie Jackson's.

Good as Reggie Jackson's that's why you talk backwards
Since my game is not that great, people's words and reactions to me are backward or confusing.

And touch bills and Bogart shit like Humphrey
I handle money and hog weed like Humphrey Bogart.

You couldn't beat me if you ran with 21 Jumpstreet
You don't stand a chance against me, not even if you had 21 Jumpstreet cops backing you up.

Or 90210 fuck it yo, in the movies
Or if you were characters from 90210, forget about it. This is only the movies.

I'm the Nigga puffin' Buddha in the back row
I'm the one smoking weed in the back row of the theater or cinema.

I can't wait to get it on [Repeat 8x]
I am very excited to have sexual intercourse.

I'm just a smoky boy, I'm from the land of the lost
I am a stoner from a place of confusion and disarray.

You can't see me like Charlie Angel's boss
You can't see me, I'm as invisible as Charlie's Angel's boss.

I'm often coolin' round the Bliddocks
I frequently hang out in the rough neighborhood.

I rock round the Cliddock
I move around the rough neighborhood.

My Gliddock cocked from here to 16 for Liddocks
My gun is ready to shoot from this area to the 16th city block.

I tried to Thomas if I'm gettin' scopic
I tried to look around to see if I am being watched or under surveillance.

I was built like two tits but now I'm butter like Blue Bonnet
I used to be tough, but now I'm soft like butter.

Now who got the funk, we got the funk
Who has the good vibes? We have the good vibes.

A yo well, I got the weed, we got the blunt
Well, I have the weed, and we have the blunt to smoke it with.

I never sniff, I used to puff Buddha's in the jail
I never snort cocaine; I used to smoke weed in prison.

Back in 88 when it was 20 cent a gram
Back in 1988 when weed was cheap, only 20 cents per gram.

You couldn't read me in braille, hell
You wouldn't be able to understand me even if you were reading braille, damn.

I write my names on walls in smoke spots when I'm buyin' L
I graffiti my name on walls where people smoke weed when I'm buying some myself.

The fly guy with force like Luke sky
I'm a cool guy with power, like Luke Skywalker.

Down for 8 ball see twa bitch if you fly
Down to play Billiards, see me and partner up bitch if you're willing.

The funkadelic been rockin' mic's since the fourth grade
I've been performing on stage with a microphone since I was in the fourth grade.

I terminate like X and I terminate like Schwarzenegge'
I end things with finality, like both Malcolm X and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Dum di dum, rock like Buju Banton
Nonsense words, like the way Buju Banton rocks.

Soup like won ton, fuck by the ton
I'm great at making love and have sex in abundance.

Please, my whole crew's makin' cheese
My entire group is making money and getting rich.

Tonight's the night baby so suck up on these
Tonight is a night for pleasure, so give me oral sex.

And it's on
We're ready to start and get things going.

I said, I catch the A-train to the left, smoke the junk
I take the A-train to the left and smoke marijuana.

I set shit off like Boba Fett.
I start things with intensity, like Boba Fett.

Big up to all my Nigga's in the housing projects
Respect to all my friends living in the public housing projects.

I'm Runnin' up in your contingents and split your guts, round and round
I'm coming into your scene and causing chaos and confusion.

If you get scared of my lines when I rock well
If my lyrics scare you when I perform them well.

Got wits like Pernell, shits the bomb like Akinyele
I'm clever like Pernell Whittaker, and my music is explosive like Akinyele.

Rickety rock it, mind be best to knock this
I'm spitting rhymes in a catchy and unstable way, so you better listen and not ignore it.

Waste Nigga's like toxic, wet like galoshes
I'm making waste people feel like toxic waste, and my rhymes are slick like wet rubber boots.

Can I handle my biz? Yes you can
Am I capable of doing what I say? Yes, I am.

I 'cause chaos and bring a lot of def to jams
I create chaos and bring a lot of energy to my performances.

Yes I can, now ask to get out
I did what I said I would do, now you can leave.

Pop the trunk, clu-clunk and now give me a ba-bump ba-bump
Open the car trunk with a loud clunk, and now give me the drugs or money.

Oh, cool, smooth like two blue suede shoes
I'm cool and smooth like a pair of blue suede shoes.

Y'all faggot's stepped on my Huffman and Coo's
You guys messed up my shoes, so you're a bunch of cowards.

Word to Dan, tan, pillow and cool be
I'm giving a shoutout to my friends Dan, Tan, Pillow, and Cool B.

Switchin' speeds like Bruce Lee ridin' a Fuji in a movie
I'm changing gears and direction like Bruce Lee on a Fuji bike in a movie.

I drop on the one, fuck the two three
I'm dropping my rhymes on the beat's first count, and ignoring the two and three.

Funky like a box of Coochies on looseleaf
My rhymes are funky and cool like a box of cigars on a loose piece of paper.

Yo yo I said
I'm saying it again, just so you know.

Switchin' up speeds, like Bruce Lee
Changing the speed, tempo, and rhythm of my performance, like Bruce Lee.

Ridin a Fuji, in a movie
Riding a Fuji bike in a cool movie.

I've been sayin' some shit
I've been talking some nonsense, but it sounds good.

Now, if you didn't get it
If you didn't understand what I said.

Laugh now... And figure that shit out when you get home
Laugh now, because you'll understand it later when you think about it.