Diamond Jim
Chuck Prophet Lyrics


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The neophyte lays down the law
And the choir boy plays five card draw
All the news that's fit to print
Rolls right off, don't make a dent
Diamond Jim, where you hiding
Diamond Jim, where you hiding
When Diamond Jim gets back
Diamond Jim will know just what to do
The mannequin takes off her clothes
The clowns are laughing at your nose
The weatherman he is the news
And Dick Clark's got the tombstone Blues
Diamond Jim, where youu hiding
Diamond Jim, where you hiding
When diamond Jim gets back
Diamond Jim will know just what to do
Where you been so doggone long?
Diamond Jim, don't shine me on
Your homeboy's under house arrest
it all feels too real to be a test
The open mikes are out of poems
And the pleasure's leaking from the domes
Diamond Jim, where you hiding
Diamond Jim, where you hiding
When Diamond Jim gets back
Diamond Jim will know just what to do
Diamond Jim, where you hiding
Diamond Jim, where you hiding
When Diamond Jim gets back
Diamond Jim will know just what to do




When Diamond Jim gets back
Diamond Jim will know just what to do

Overall Meaning

At first glance, Chuck Prophet's Diamond Jim seems like a stream of consciousness of random images and non-sequiturs. However, upon closer inspection, the lyrics paint a picture of the disorienting effects of modern society on the human psyche. The singer is searching for Diamond Jim, who represents stability and a sense of direction. In a world where the "news that's fit to print" passes by without making an impact and where the weatherman is the news, the need for someone like Diamond Jim is apparent.


The lyrics highlight the absurdity of certain societal norms through the image of the mannequin taking off her clothes and the clowns laughing at the singer's nose. Additionally, the fact that the open mikes are out of poems and the pleasure is "leaking from the domes" indicates a sense of ennui and disillusionment with creative pursuits. The reference to Dick Clark's tombstone blues adds another layer to the sense of despair - even someone as iconic as Dick Clark cannot escape the inevitability of death.


Line by Line Meaning

The neophyte lays down the law
Someone inexperienced is imposing their authority


And the choir boy plays five card draw
Even the most innocent can indulge in vices


All the news that's fit to print
The media only shares what they want to


Rolls right off, don't make a dent
The news has no impact on most people


Diamond Jim, where you hiding
Asking where someone has been and why they're not around


When Diamond Jim gets back
Anticipating someone's return and their expected actions


Diamond Jim will know just what to do
Having confidence in someone's ability to handle a situation


The mannequin takes off her clothes
Even artificial things can shed their outer layer


The clowns are laughing at your nose
Others may be mocking or laughing at you


The weatherman he is the news
The media creates their own stories


And Dick Clark's got the tombstone Blues
Even famous people face mortality


Where you been so doggone long?
Expressing frustration over someone's extended absence


Diamond Jim, don't shine me on
Telling someone not to deceive or lie to you


Your homeboy's under house arrest
Someone close to you is facing legal consequences


it all feels too real to be a test
The situation seems too serious to be a mere trial


The open mikes are out of poems
Creative inspiration has run dry


And the pleasure's leaking from the domes
The joy or excitement is fading away


When Diamond Jim gets back
Reiterating the anticipation of someone's return


Diamond Jim will know just what to do
Maintaining faith in someone's abilities


Diamond Jim, where you hiding
Repeating the question of where someone has been


When Diamond Jim gets back
Stating the expectation of someone's return


Diamond Jim will know just what to do
Reaffirming confidence in someone's handling of a situation




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Written by: CHUCK PROPHET

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