Oh Canada
Classified Lyrics

(Oh Canada we stand on guard, for thee)
I am proud to be Canadian and will always protect and defend my country.

Uh, yeah From the land of the lost Trans-Canada crossed Patriotic and a honor With a hand on my heart
I come from a vast and beautiful country, where the people are extremely patriotic and always show respect for Canada.

From the greatest of lakes To the greenest of greens To the rockiest mountains And everything in between
Canada is a country full of natural wonders, from its great lakes and lush green forests to its rocky mountains and everything in between.

O-o-o Canada Oh you?re no fan of us? 'Cause our movie and TV shows are so amateur? Yeah, we laugh at off, that don?t really bother me Look, we ain't serious unless you really gotta be
Even though others may criticize Canadian movies and TV shows for being amateur, we don't take it personally because we don't take ourselves too seriously.

Humorous attitude like Kids in the Hall Like Jim Carey Mike Myers yeah we claiming them all It's the great white north Home of the funniest actors The front of the joke With an abundance of laughter
Canada is known for having a great sense of humor, with talented actors like Kids in the Hall, Jim Carey, and Mike Myers leading the way and providing plenty of laughter for everyone.

The red and white flag Keep it high keep it visual People see Canada and get stereotypical Think we finish every sentence with buddy or bye And if it ain't that its either do, eh or guy (Canataka A) Yeah we consider it people And smoking marijuana We consider it legal
Often people stereotype Canadians by assuming we all use certain phrases like 'buddy' and 'eh', but in reality, we are a diverse group of people who believe in freedom, including the right to use marijuana if we choose to do so.

Still doing rap like the 1990's But that's how we like it off timed and grimy
Our rap scene may be different from others, but that just shows our uniqueness, as we prefer an old-school, raw style of rap music.

I know where I'm from and I told ya before North of America hard to ignore Every time I go away I tell them for sure I'm from Canada o-o-o Canada
No matter where I go or who I meet, I always make sure to proudly and confidently declare that I am from Canada, a country that cannot be ignored.

The class makes a sick beat, we call it a classic (x4)
The beat of this song created by the artist 'Class' is incredibly good, and can definitely be classified as a classic in the Canadian rap music scene.

I've been around the globe and Heard of confusion Honestly a lot o y'all are ignorant and stupid
As someone who has traveled the world and heard people's opinions about Canada, I am often disgusted by the ignorance and stupidity of those who try to criticize or undermine our great country.

Yes, we have microwaves, tv's and cell phones Unintelligent fuck we invented the telephone We made Yahtzee The light bulb, hockey And bred the greatest playa's Gretzky to Crosby We all got at least one drinking buddy And after one drink, all of us think we?re funny
Although we are often made fun of for being behind on technology, we have invented some of the most significant inventions of all time, such as the telephone, and we are certainly the best at hockey, producing legends like Gretzky and Crosby. Additionally, we are a nation of drinkers and jokers, all thinking we're the life of the party after a few drinks with our friends.

Our national mascot's a damn beaver O Canada we love our beaver Home o' Hell's Angels the North-CMP Home of Gordon Lightfoot and nasty tv
Canada is a country that loves its unique and unusual mascot, the beaver, and is also home to both the notorious Hell's Angels gang and incredibly talented musicians like Gordon Lightfoot. Additionally, our TV shows are often known for their shock value and explicit content.

The underground rail road Georges St. Pierre Right here is where he calls home Our health care system Y'all know its free Keep a girl banging with a full mouth of teeth I won't even get into the music on the streets They say hip hop is dead Naw its up north with me I could do this all day its a part of my routine But supper's almost done and tonight poutine
Canada has a strong history of underground movements, such as the underground railroad, and also produces some of the toughest and most skilled MMA fighters like Georges St. Pierre. Our healthcare system is also one of the best in the world, as we believe in keeping our citizens healthy and happy, even providing free dental care. Lastly, our rap scene is thriving, and we know that hip hop is not dead, especially up here in the northern regions of Canada. Even though I could talk about Canada and its praises for hours on end, I need to finish this and enjoy my poutine for supper.

(I'm from the east coast of Canada)
As a Canadian, I am from the beautiful and unique east coast region of Canada.

O-o-o Canada (I'm from the east east east coast) Yo yo! See I'm from Canada so sometimes the words come out of my mouth like this Get used to it
Even though sometimes my Canadian accent may make it difficult for others to understand me, as a proud Canadian, I won't change who I am, and others will just have to get used to it.

(Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee)
I will always stand on guard for my beloved country of Canada, and will do whatever it takes to ensure its safety and prosperity.