Diamond Hoax
Clawjob Lyrics


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Can you believe there are diamonds just waiting to be found?
And rubies and sapphires and emeralds, just sitting there on the ground?
Imagine all the money, pouring into your money bags.
Imagine all the money just waiting to be had.

Just waiting to be had.
You're waiting to be had.
You're waiting to be had.

Have you ever pondered what every lady wants from her man?
A shining symbol of commitment - a diamond upon her hand.
Imagine all the profit from infatuated lads.
Imagine all the riches, just waiting to be had.

Just waiting to be had.
You're waiting to be had.
You're waiting to be had.

Think about your grandkids. What a story you'll have to tell.
And when they inherit your business, there will always be more to sell.

There will always be more to sell.




There will always be more to sell.
There will always be more to sell.

Overall Meaning

Clawjob's "Diamond Hoax" is a satirical take on the diamond industry, offering an ironic commentary on the ways in which precious stones are marketed and sold as symbols of love and commitment. The song starts with an invitation to see beyond the surface of the earth, suggesting that valuable gems are hidden just waiting to be unearthed. The chorus emphasizes the idea that the money from these precious stones could pour into the pockets of the appropriately lucky individual. The second verse draws a connection between the value of diamonds and the aspirations of women, making a nod to the popular stereotype of the diamond ring being the ultimate symbol of romantic commitment. The bridge encourages listeners to imagine the satisfaction of telling their grandchildren about their success and wealth, insinuating that the diamond industry could lead to a legacy of endless riches.


At its core, "Diamond Hoax" is a mockery of the diamond industry and the romanticized value system that surrounds it. The lyrics suggest that diamonds are no more than just shiny pieces of rock that can be used to exploit people's emotions and desires. By naming the song "Diamond Hoax," Clawjob exposes the facade of the industry and the often harmful impacts it can have on individuals and communities.


Line by Line Meaning

Can you believe there are diamonds just waiting to be found?
It's hard to believe that there are valuable diamonds that can be found easily.


And rubies and sapphires and emeralds, just sitting there on the ground?
In addition to diamonds, there are also valuable jewels like rubies, sapphires, and emeralds lying around.


Imagine all the money, pouring into your money bags.
Think about how much wealth you could accumulate if you found all these precious gems.


Imagine all the money just waiting to be had.
Visualize the untapped financial potential of finding these valuable gems.


Just waiting to be had.
These riches are ready and waiting to be claimed by anyone who can find them.


You're waiting to be had.
The singer suggests that the listener is also eagerly waiting for their chance to claim these riches.


Have you ever pondered what every lady wants from her man?
The artist raises the question of what women desire from their partners.


A shining symbol of commitment - a diamond upon her hand.
The answer, according to the artist, is a diamond engagement ring as a visual representation of commitment.


Imagine all the profit from infatuated lads.
Men who fall in love are likely to spend money on diamond engagement rings, leading to a significant profit for the gem industry.


Imagine all the riches, just waiting to be had.
The singer reiterates the significant wealth that can be obtained from the diamond industry through engagement ring sales.


Think about your grandkids. What a story you'll have to tell.
The singer encourages the listener to consider the legacy that finding and selling valuable gems would leave for their family and generations to come.


And when they inherit your business, there will always be more to sell.
The artist hints at the endless financial potential of the gem industry, suggesting that the business would continue to thrive beyond the listener's lifetime.


There will always be more to sell.
The singer emphasizes that there will never be a shortage of valuable gems to be sold for profit.




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