Natalie
Cledus T. Judd Lyrics

They come off soundin' pretty pompous
They sound arrogant and self-important when they speak

Each time they open their mouth
Every time they speak

You can't believe it when you hear it
Their words are hard to believe

What they let come rollin' out
The words they say

Don't know, why they're so super-hateful?
Not sure why they're being mean

Ain't like they've got it so bad
Their situation isn't that bad

If they'd do more singin' and less talkin'
People would prefer if they sing rather than speak

I think, we'd all be glad
People would be happier if they did this

Say goodbye to Natalie
Farewell to Natalie

Adios, Martie and Emily
Goodbye to Martie and Emily

They think that they're too cool
They have an inflated ego

The chicks no longer rule
Women in country music aren't as popular anymore

All country fans agree
This is a shared belief among country music fans

Now they're threatenin' to quit
They're considering quitting

Like we really give a, yeah
People don't care if they quit or not

They say they're goin' pop
They're planning to transition to pop music

Garth, he tried and flopped
Garth Brooks attempted to transition to pop music and failed

But we won't soon forget
People won't forget about their country roots

Was it the lack of nominations
Did they not get nominated for an award?

At this year's C.M.A.'s?
At the Country Music Awards this year?

(Auh)
An expression of frustration or annoyance

That got them tradin' in their banjos
Is that why they're transitioning away from country music?

For a drum machine and DJ's
To pursue pop music, they're starting to use electronic instruments and DJs

Next thing you know they'll be on Soul Train
They'll start appearing on a show more known for other genres of music

Out on the road with Eminem
They'll start collaborating with rappers like Eminem

They'll put some bling-bling in their videos
They'll start featuring flashy, expensive jewelry in their music videos

And we'll all make fun of them
People will mock them for transitioning away from country music

The only folks in line
The only people interested

Are holding picket signs
They're protesting the Chicks' transition

And burning Chicks CDs
They're refusing to support their music

Wasn't it a sight to see?
Wasn't it surprising?

Them posin' naked on a magazine
They appeared nude on a magazine cover

Now everybody knows
This news is widespread

They're overexposed
They're getting too much attention

If you know what I mean
If you understand what I'm saying

So go load up your tour bus and pull on out
Leave and go on tour

'Cause your careers may soon be done
Your careers might be coming to an end

You bunch of multi-platinum jackass millionaires
Insulting the Chicks' wealth and success

Yeah, yeah rock 'n' roll, here they come
Sarcastic comment about transitioning to rock music

We hate to see it in
People are upset about this

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we all get along?

Please don't be mad at me
Don't be upset by what I'm saying

See ya later Natalie
Goodbye to Natalie

You are the weakest link, goodbye
Making a reference to a British game show to once again say goodbye to Natalie