The Cobra And The Man-Whore
Cobra Skulls Lyrics


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Two sins are better than one
two sins are better when you want to have fun
so when the preacher Theodore
gets bored and wants to score
he calls a man-whore Jones.

a preacher made confession today
two hundred dollars was all that he paid
and he said don't forget to bring
that methamphetamine
I want to get high when I get laid

the preacher and the man-whore
a methamphetamine perfume
the preacher talks he's afraid of anybody gay
but he loves a man-whore in a motel room

Jones went to the T.V. station
when he discovered
the preacher's occupation

he said I'm paid to be a slave
but I just can't behave because
the preacher wants to take my rights away

the preacher and the man-whore
the wife and kids are safe at home
and when he goes on down to Denver
to mix business with pleasure
the preacher, he don't sleep alone

Ted Haggard bragged about
connections in the white house




and promised Bush he could count
on the voes of a million evangelicals

Overall Meaning

The song "The Cobra and the Man-Whore" by Cobra Skulls talks about the hypocritical nature of a preacher named Theodore who hires a man-whore named Jones to fulfill his sexual desires. The lyrics suggest that the preacher is secretly attracted to men, despite publicly condemning homosexuality. The preacher's addiction to methamphetamine is also mentioned, which he wants to have before sex. The lyrics paint a picture of a person who is not only full of contradictions but also abuses their power in society.


The theme of the song is a scathing critique of the rampant hypocrisy often seen in religious and political leaders. It exposes how they can publicly denounce immoral behavior while engaging in it themselves. Moreover, the song also points out the preacher's lack of concern for his family while indulging in his sinful desires.


The song highlights the reality of power dynamics in society that often give the influential the upper hand over the less powerful. It signifies how the less fortunate like Jones may be coerced into doing things against their will, and how the ones with power may abuse it by taking advantage of those who desperately need to survive.


Line by Line Meaning

Two sins are better than one
It's more fun to commit two sins together


two sins are better when you want to have fun
Committing two sins at once makes it more enjoyable


so when the preacher Theodore
This is about a preacher named Theodore


gets bored and wants to score
When he's bored and wants to have sex with someone


he calls a man-whore Jones.
He contacts a prostitute named Jones


a preacher made confession today
A preacher recently confessed to something


two hundred dollars was all that he paid
He paid $200 for something


and he said don't forget to bring
He reminded someone to bring something


that methamphetamine
He wanted a drug called methamphetamine


I want to get high when I get laid
He wants to be high while having sex


the preacher and the man-whore
This is about a preacher and a prostitute


a methamphetamine perfume
The room smells like methamphetamine


the preacher talks he's afraid of anybody gay
The preacher publicly expresses fear or hate towards gay people


but he loves a man-whore in a motel room
But he secretly has sex with male prostitutes in motels


Jones went to the T.V. station
The prostitute Jones went to a television station


when he discovered
When he found out


the preacher's occupation
What the preacher does for a living


he said I'm paid to be a slave
Jones said he's paid to be a prostitute


but I just can't behave because
But he can't control himself because


the preacher wants to take my rights away
The preacher wants to limit his freedom or autonomy


the preacher and the man-whore
This is about a preacher and a prostitute


the wife and kids are safe at home
The preacher's family is not involved in this


and when he goes on down to Denver
When he travels to Denver


to mix business with pleasure
To combine work and fun


the preacher, he don't sleep alone
The preacher doesn't sleep alone when he's in Denver


Ted Haggard bragged about
This is about a man named Ted Haggard who boasted about


connections in the white house
Having political connections in the White House


and promised Bush he could count
He assured President Bush he could depend


on the voes of a million evangelicals
On the votes of a million religious followers




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