Noah's Toilet
Coldcut Lyrics

Oh yes! Lets go to that new place, with a Name a bit like that place, where the famous Get so out of their face, they die of fatal Cocktails all chemically mace, we'll be Rubbing shoulders with the stars in outer Space.
Excitedly suggesting going to a new club with a similar name to a famous one where people get extremely intoxicated, even fatally. Describing the club's atmosphere as space-like, where even the celebrities get lost in the party scene.

There'll be seven-foot women there, five O'clock shadow rammed into ladies under- Wear and the animals go in two by two, Into the circus, into the zoo, into the loo.
Describing the peculiar and wild people who populate the club. Comparing the animals entering the bathroom in pairs to the biblical story.

And hog boars snuffle with curly pig tails, Guest list cysts leaving trails like snails, There'll be the pierced, the piercing screaming Studs, fiercer than Elvis, pure phets no duds.
Further describing the eccentric club-goers, including boars with curly tails, people with piercings, screaming and taking drugs, and those who are more fierce than Elvis Presley. Comparing long lines to the trail left by snails.

Fake diamonds, holographic cheekier than Jesus, but pornographic. Oh do! Yes lets! Lets go to that new place, With the name like the place where the Glamorous died, and user friendly all are we, The tired tried, what do you do? I'm God, you lied.
Describing the flashy and ostentatious style of the club, including fake diamonds and holographic designs that are more scandalous than anything Jesus would do. Inviting the listener to join in the party with the reassurance that the club is welcoming and user-friendly. Commenting on the jaded and tired state of the attendees, with one person jokingly claiming to be God.

And the animals go in two by two, the Warthog, the snuffleupacus and the Anteater, All drinking 5 pound beers by the litre, it's ok she Says, you don't have to pay because he's a Member, wearing nothing but a peanut in the Middle of December.
Continuing the metaphorical imagery of entering the restroom in pairs like animals. Listing off more animals involved in the debauchery, while emphasizing the cheapness and abundance of alcohol available. Describing a member who gets a discount on a drink while also wearing very little clothing in the winter.

Suddenly, I'm on top form And terribly bright, glitter, tinsel, sparkle me Baby, every night, I'm an extraordinarily curious Creature and I know it, how bohemian! Shush For the poet, nah fuck that! Let's go to the loo, Like animals two by two, and what was it You said you do? Is there any way I can Network with you?
Expressing a sudden rush of energy and confidence, perhaps due to the party atmosphere. Describing oneself as a curious and bohemian creature, interrupting a poet to go to the bathroom again in pairs like animals. Asking the listener's occupation and if there's a way to connect.

So you tell me about a movie you're making, hopefully making, Hopefully making, starring Uma Thurman, hopefully making, Hopefully. And you talk for too long, then you say, I love this song, must Shake a leg on the dance floor, with that fashion type wild boar, And she needs an apple stuffed into her fat gob. Oh look! It's that junky Lead singer, I hear he's a nob, Well, I know him actually and he's alright, going solo and Good for a line every night.
Having a conversation with another party-goer about a hypothetical movie idea. Complaining about the person talking too long then switching the topic to a favorite song and dancing with a stylish wild boar. Making a crude comment about a woman's eating habits, then recognizing a lead singer and commenting on his lifestyle.

Oh! Come, give me more, give me more to consume, I'm fatter Than Elvis and cheekier than Jesus in this VIP room, with the Super models, the rock stars and the superfly.
Begging for more stimulation and distractions in the party. Bragging about outdoing Elvis and Jesus in cheekiness and being surrounded by glamorous and famous people.

Then she said, morbidly, Now would be a good place to die. Out of my face, in the place with the name like that place, on the Front page tomorrow, my face, headline reading mystery death In new place.
A woman proposes dying because of how enjoyable the party is. Imagining one's death being covered in the news as a mystery in the new, similarly-named club.

For she was best top lover girlfriend of that guy with the chart Topping hits, that actress, that director and that model with the Fabulous tits. Then everyone will want to go to that place, because It has a name like that place, where you get so out of your face, You're fiercer than Elvis and cheekier than Jesus, You're in the place with a name like that place, You're in the place with a name like that place.
Describing a woman who is the girlfriend of a successful musician and hangs out with A-listers. Predicting that the club will become even more popular because of its name and reputation for being wild and outrageous, embodying the spirit of Elvis and Jesus. Repeating the chorus to emphasize the atmosphere of the club.