Heidi Hoe
Common Lyrics

What up bitch? I'm Peavey Wheatstraw
This is Peavey Wheatstraw greeting you.

And you don't stop with the heidi heidi hoe
You don't stop doing what you are doing, which is being a hoe.

Hi hoe or bye hoe if you're lookin' for a sucker
Whether you say hi or bye, I'm not interested in getting fooled by you.

I'm just another motherfucker
I'm just like any other man who doesn't want to get played by a hoe.

Pucker your lips do flipslike Mary Lou
Make a face and do some tricks like Mary Lou Retton, the Olympic gymnast.

Just because I fucked you doesn't mean that I'm a marry you
Having sex with you doesn't mean that I want to marry you.

Bury you I will do after I bill you
I will bury you after I make money off of you.

Kill you hoe cause your shit smells like mildew
I will kill you, hoe, because you smell bad like mildew.

Pe ew think you need some soap and a rag
You need to clean yourself up with soap and a rag because you smell bad.

Or better yet Black, Flag, you scally wag
Use Black Flag, a cleaning product, to clean yourself up, you dirty person.

Tag, I didn't mean to dis dis, hoe butt
I didn't mean to disrespect you, hoe.

But you need to stay such, do not touch
Stay the way you are and don't get close to me.

Much disrespect goes out to you
I have a lot of disrespect for you.

And your parents, too, for havin you
I also disrespect your parents for having a child like you.

Haven't you been introduced to a douche
Haven't you ever taken a shower with a douche to clean yourself?

I guess you said fuck footloose, and got pussy loose
I guess you didn't care about hygiene and became loose sexually.

No juice, you shoulda dried up, like a prune-a
You don't have any juice left, you should have dried up like a prune.

Mister mechanic this place needs a tune up
This place needs maintenance and repair.

For the pink Cadillac cause it's block is off
The pink Cadillac needs its engine block fixed.

And have more use, than a public park
It would be more useful than a public park.

For recreation, givin' up the body is a hobby
People have sex for fun and it's their hobby.

I'm tellin' Santa Claus you been naughty (sing it)
I'm telling on you to Santa Claus because you've been bad.

Hoe hoe hoe, Merry Christmas
This is a reference to Santa Claus who says 'Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas.'

Hey yo JuJu, I just had to dis dis
I had to disrespect someone, and I'm talking to JuJu about it.

Heidi Heidi Hoe, huh, the Heidi Hoe
Heidi Hoe is a reference to a promiscuous woman.

All the niggas know, yo the Heidi Hoe, c'mon
All the men know about the promiscuous woman called Heidi Hoe.

The Heidi Hoe, hah the Heidi Hoe
Again a reference to the promiscuous woman called Heidi Hoe.

All the niggas know, that you're a Heidi Hoe
All the men know that you're a promiscuous woman.

Now bring it back brotha
I'm addressing someone and asking them to go back to something we previously discussed.

Eni-meeny-meeny-meeny-meeny-meeny-miney-moe
A counting game used to pick someone.

Careful to catch a tiger, after you catch a tiger
After you're careful to catch a tiger, you can then catch a hoe.

There's your hoe, kiss a hoe, fuck a hoe
There's your hoe, now you can kiss, have sex with or use her for your own purposes.

Dis a hoe, I'm Peavey Wheatstraw from the Southside of Chicago
I'm disrespecting a hoe and identifying myself as Peavey Wheatstraw from the Southside of Chicago.

Hablo ingles? I don't know espanol Joe
Do you speak English? I don't know Spanish, Joe.

I can go the line plus a hundred like Flo Jo
I can run fast, like the track and field athlete Flo Jo (Florence Griffith Joyner).

Homo's a nono, so fagots, stay solo
Being homosexual is not okay, so gay people should stay alone.

I roll my dick so it holds just like a Rolo
I can roll my penis around like a Rolo candy.

Total recall, yeah I see y'all
I remember everything, I see all of you.

I see you, I see you're a freak too, so peek a boo
I can see that you're also a freak and can expose your secrets.

I'm prickin you whether or not, took you out that's work see
I'll still have sex with you regardless if it was difficult, because it's considered work.

So get your skirt see, and bitch, dirty
Put on your skirt and become dirty like a bitch.

Curtsey, dosey-do out the do' slut
Make a curtsy and dance out the door, you slut.

This is what I come on, so slut you better grow up
This is what I want, so you better mature, slut.

Slow up, you forgot your earrings here take em
Slow down, you left your earrings behind, take them.

Salami beef and ham with the asalaam alaikum
A play on words with greeting, saying that the meats are 'halal' or permissible in Islam.

Like that hoe (that hoe) that hoe (that hoe)
Just like that promiscuous woman.

Dabba-da-dat, it's like that hoe
It's like that, promiscuous woman.

Sittin' on the dock of the bay, I say hoe
A reference to the song 'Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay' by Otis Redding, but instead saying hoe.

Say hoe?! (Hoe!!) Do you know, do you know?
Do you hear me, hoe? Do you understand what I'm saying?

Bo knows this hoe blows much much dick
Bo Jackson knows that this promiscuous woman performs oral sex a lot.

An undercover trick, a toe a tac a tic
She's a sneaky, undercover trick, she's overworking her sexual organs.

Naked at, frick-a-frat, plus her puddy wat
She gets naked and is a wild, crazy, passionate lover.

Come here k-k-k-k-k-k, yo come here you little puddy cat
Come here, you little kinky person.

What, your booty black is so indespicable
What, your black butt is so foul and terrible.

You squaw-pie, tack-haired, motherfuckin' jiggaboo
You are a derogatory term for a Native American mixed with an African-American racial slur.

You can suck a dick or two or three or four or mo' here
You can perform oral sex on numerous men here.

But first get colon eye birds off your forehead
First remove the fecal matter off your forehead.

My nigga Coe said, that you're an around the way girl
My friend Coe said that you're a promiscuous woman from around here.

You're fuckin' everybody around the way,
You're having sex with lots of people from around here.

And then all around the world
And you're also having sex with people from all over the world.

And you still can't find yo' fate
Despite all this, you still haven't found your destiny.

But you had a couple of babies I mean her butt's like gravy
But you have a couple of children, and your butt is soft like gravy.

The lady is a tramp snake hoe yo and all of that
You're a tramp, a snake, and a hoe, and so on.

Fuck her sixty-nine you get the eighty-six and don't call me back
Have sex with her, and then forget about her and don't contact me again.

Your black ass bunion
Your black, swollen bump on your foot, which is a deformity of the bone or joint, is unattractive.

There's a party in your mouth bitch,
There's a lot of oral sex happening with promiscuous women.

And everybody's comin'
Everyone is having sex with you.