Two Scoops of Raisins
Common Lyrics

Yo man, I'm hungry man
I'm feeling hungry right now

Hey what chu want man? You want some breakfast or somethin'?
What kind of breakfast food are you in the mood for?

I want a lil' lil' somethin' yeah yea milk and cereal or somethin'
I just want a small serving of milk and cereal

Somethin' man! Just a little breakfast food ya know?
Just a small amount of breakfast food, you know?

Mm I don't know man (ay) let's see what I got in my cabinet
I'm not sure, let me check what breakfast food I have in my cabinet

Hold on let me see what I got in my cabinet
Wait a moment, I need to check what breakfast food I have in my cabinet

Somebody hit me with a little, baseline or groove, knamsayin'?
Can someone play a catchy beat or rhythm?

Yeah, breakfast food, uh
Yeah, I'm still thinking about breakfast food

When you wish
When you desire something

Upon a star
Hoping for something great to happen

To follow what?
To pursue what?

And where you are!
And to be in the place you want to be!

Party over here, party over there
There's a party happening everywhere

Where?
Where is this party?

Look! I made ya look, ya dirty crook
I caught your attention and fooled you

Then picked your pocket, watch me book
I stole from you and now I'm making my escape

Like Guinness, I'm a menace, so call me hip-hop's Dennis
I'm as impressive and influential as Guinness, so compare me to Dennis the Menace

So open wide, and say (ah)
So get ready to be amazed

And I'ma slide my yolk, in your throat, and watch ya choke
I'm going to impress you with my skills and leave you in awe

On the uh the ah the uh the daddy long-stroke
With my impressive style and technique

Stroke Long Daddy Money, if my name was Sunny
I would be successful and wealthy if I had a different name

I'd share a scoop, runnin' shit like Rebels
I would share my success and dominate the industry

You can call me Barney, cause I took your Fruity Pebbles
You can refer to me as Barney, because I outshined you

Dibble like an office on Top Cat, top that, I'm fat troop
I'm smooth and skilled, just like the character on Top Cat, and I'm confident in my abilities

Drop the loop, then a scooper hoop ya like a hula
I'll surprise you with my unique style and rhythm

To school a fool I present, a church to repent
I'm here to educate and humble those who underestimate me

I get you Guess'n like jeans, you're just a hill of beans
I keep you guessing and intrigued, while you're insignificant and unimportant

I'm all that jazz, and I kick, kick, kick, kick
I'm confident and talented, and I continue to excel

The razzmatazz oh please oh please just give me just one more blast
The excitement and energy, please give me another moment to shine

I get off like Prince, but I don't have to show my ass
I'm as successful and artistically skilled as Prince, without being explicit

Pass the rest, like a test, if you slip then you'll get ripped
Leave the less talented behind, if you make a mistake, you'll face the consequences

With your handicapped pass route, and 'Tales From the Crypt'
Your weak attempts and scary stories won't intimidate me

I whip on that ass like base ba-bay
I dominate and excel in everything I do

The Sense is good-goobley-goo, ask Gravy
My style is impressive and unpredictable, ask Gravy for confirmation

Or LaMont, or Rollo, down at the, Apollo
I'm respected and admired by those like LaMont and Rollo who perform at the Apollo theater

Come follow me now (BO! Where's Sue?) I don't know
Join me on this journey, but I'm not sure where I'm going

Even En Vogue, be tellin' me ya don't go
Even the popular group En Vogue advises against following me

When it's time for show (yea) everyone says ho (ho)
When it's time to perform, everyone shows their excitement and support

Ho (ho) ho (ho) couldn't be a slider
Can't be compared to a mediocre performer

Cause I never slip, kick it like a Damme Van flip
I never make mistakes, I perform flawlessly

So don't come with your judo, cause you're just a Menudo
Don't try to challenge me with your weak skills, you're just like Menudo

Emcee gettin' chewed like vegetables
Other rappers are being criticized and overwhelmed like vegetables

Ah cabbage is a cabbage, a lettuce is a lettuce
Each person is what they are, there's no need for comparison

I'ma tear this whole joint into scraps
I'm going to make a big impact and leave a strong impression

I bust raps, perhaps caps, and trap the wack tracks
I deliver powerful lyrics, maybe even destroy bad songs, and capture the attention of listeners

Givin' the max, for the minimum, not the minimum for the max
I give my best effort, always striving for excellence

Get more sex than Wilt the Stilt so you can call me the Stiltest
I have a lot of sexual encounters, just like Wilt Chamberlain, so you can call me the greatest

You're takin' shorts like Arnold, so what chu talkin bout, Willis?
You're being taken advantage of, just like Arnold on the TV show, so what are you talking about, Willis?

Bout Willis?
What are you talking about, Willis?

Yeah Willis
Yes, Willis

Willis ain't talkin' about nothin'!
You're not making any sense, Willis!

It's Different Strokes
It's a different situation or perspective

Let's get back to um, breakfast foods
Let's return to the topic of breakfast food

Because it's, early in the mornin'
Because it's still early in the morning

You can have your Wheaties
You can choose to have Wheaties

You can have your Flakes
You can choose to have Flakes

You can have your Kix
You can choose to have Kix

And you can have your Trix
And you can choose to have Trix

You can have your Pound cakes
You can choose to have Pound cakes

You can have your Loops
You can choose to have Loops

But you still gotta get your Two Scoops!
But you definitely need to have Two Scoops!

To keep the hot raw, I'm rollin', rollin'
To maintain my impressive and authentic style, I'm effortlessly performing

Bowlin' spare me! Fuss ya hushed mouth mush
Bowling? Spare me! Silence your unnecessary complaints

Lush alcohol's excessive like a Jefferson
Alcohol is overly abundant and luxurious, just like a Jefferson

Movin' on up, progressive
Continuing to improve and progress

One time for your brain, cell
One moment to stimulate and entertain your mind

And when I get through, you say, aw hell man!
After I finish, you'll be in awe and utter 'aw hell'

Styles that I free won't, stop til the end
My creative and improvisational styles won't cease until the end

Paper I go on and go on with the pen
I continue to write and create lyrics on paper

Get a max of funk, attack or sunk *huff, huff*
Experience the maximum level of funk, with powerful attacks and overwhelming incidents

One blow, and emcees are gone with the wind
A single strike and other rappers are defeated and forgotten

Kickin' the dumber rhyme, I'm not a print
Delivering dumb and senseless rhymes is not my style

But I'm fresh, heatin' up like the summertime, summer rhyme
But I'm unique and innovative, gaining popularity like the arrival of summer

I'm a dime a dozen, but I keep you buzzin'
There are many rappers like me, but I continue to captivate and excite you

Like a bee, a dozen attempts is in the toilet
Just like a bee, I dismiss and reject weak attempts

Cause I flush the dime and I'm not a Leader
I disregard the mediocre and I'm not someone to follow

Cause I Busta Rhyme, a rhyme
Because I deliver skillful and impressive rhymes

If I kick with Rakim, you +Run For Cover+ brother
If I collaborate with Rakim, it will be extraordinary and you better be prepared

But I kick it with Petey cause I'm just another mother (sucker)
But I choose to collaborate with Petey because I'm just another skilled rapper

Blo' Pop time (it's Blo' Pop time)
It's a time to enjoy a Blow Pop candy

In the mix, the dimension, J.B., and Chico
In this collaboration, we have J.B., Chico, and a unique mix of talent

It's seven, not six, my shirt extra-large
We're a group of seven, not six, and my shirt size is extra-large

But I wear, I wear I wear it well like DeBarge
But I wear my extra-large shirt perfectly, just like DeBarge does

To the finish, makin' ya eye pop, like you ain't spinach
Until the end, I'll keep surprising and impressing you, just like Popeye's spinach

Then it's, time to let you know
Then it's time to reveal something important

We count it up, one two three and fo'
We're counting up, representing the numbers one, two, three, and four

Nah, we gon' count it down
No, we're going to count backwards

Nah man, we're gonna count it up
No, my friend, we're going to count upwards

Mm, let's get back to that umm, food tip though, the breakfast tip
Hmm, let's return to the topic of breakfast food, shall we?

Food tip? Well, you just check
Are you interested in food tips? Well, just keep listening

Cause you know what we need
Because you know what we really want

What can I have?
What options do I have?

You can have your Life
You have the option to choose Life cereal

You can have your Bran
You have the option to choose Bran cereal

You can have your Puffs
You have the option to choose Puffs cereal

You can have your Pebbles
You have the option to choose Pebbles cereal

You can have your Krunch
You have the option to choose Krunch cereal

And you can have your Loops
And you can have your Loops cereal

But you still gotta get your Two Scoops!
But you definitely need to have Two Scoops!

Around and round and upside down and upside down we go
We're going in circles, both physically and metaphorically

Whoa! I'ma sneak in the front row
Whoa! I'll find a way to get to the best spot

Not Jethro, I'm not a Jethro, on skid row
I'm not like Jethro, I'm not in a desperate situation like those living on skid row

I don't wear Monie's hat, but I was a monkey in the middle
I'm not associated with Monie Love's style, but I've been caught in the middle of conflicts

Hey diddle diddle, you can Kibble a Bit
Hey diddle diddle, you can take a small amount of something

I take a squat, and booty M-C's be sayin' oh shit!
I take my position and other rappers are frightened and shocked

Yo, I turn Bucktown into Fucktown
I have the power to change the atmosphere and turn a place into chaos

You're just a field goal kid, and I'm a touchdown
You may achieve small victories, but I'm achieving greatness

With the next point to the next joint, so tell Spike about it
Continuing with my impressive performance, so make sure Spike Lee is aware

I'm all that, that your bitch be writin' home about it
I'm everything your significant other is impressed by and writes home to share

Shout it out, praise the Lord, hallelujah!
Let's express our excitement and give thanks to the Lord, hallelujah!

This could be love, but um, don't let em fool ya
There's a possibility of love, but be cautious and don't be deceived

Cause when I do ya, come down come down after me come
Because after I perform, a sense of excitement comes over you

Yeah sorry Sugar Plums, but um, I gotta run
Yeah, sorry sweethearts, but I have to leave

Run Jesse Run, keep hope alive
Keep striving and maintaining hope, just like Jesse Jackson urges

I'm down with the B-boys, fuck the Jackson 5
I support and associate with the B-boys, not the Jackson 5

You jive-ass turkey, a-pit-apitta-a-aperk be
You foolish and deceptive person, trying to imitate and deceive

You can get ill, but don't, hurt me, hurt me
You can try to intimidate, but don't actually harm me

Or urk me, cause see, I'll outsmart you like the Urkel
Don't annoy me, because I'll outsmart you just like the character Urkel

B-boys at the school of hard knocks, in a circle
Talented breakdancers are at the place of tough experiences, forming a circle

Pass the sess blunt, yeah stud, you ain't know?
Pass the marijuana blunt, yeah man, didn't you know?

I want to go bang, I said, bang-o, bang-oh bang-oh
I want to engage in sexual activity, I'm emphasizing it, bang-o, bang-oh bang-oh

Or bojangle jingle jangle on the jaw
Or make a rhythmic noise with jaw movements, just like Bojangles

Hip-hip, hooray, oh now you want to be all lovable?
Cheer and celebrate, oh now you suddenly want to be affectionate and kind?

Don't push or pull, or you'll see, I'ma wreck it out
Don't try to control or manipulate me, or I'll destroy everything

MC's be checkin' in but they don't be checkin' out
Rappers show up to compete, but they end up getting defeated

I leave em out on the canvas
I leave them beaten and defeated

So click your heels twice and take your ass back to Kansas
So go back to where you came from, just like Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz