Two Scoops of Raisons
Common Lyrics

Yo man, I'm hungry man
I'm feeling hungry and in need of some food.

Hey what chu want man? You want some breakfast or somethin'?
Do you want to have breakfast? What kind of breakfast food would you like?

I want a lil' lil' somethin' yeah yea milk and cereal or somethin'
I just want a small portion of milk and cereal for breakfast.

Somethin' man! Just a little breakfast food ya know?
I'm just looking to have a light breakfast, nothing too heavy.

Mm I don't know man (ay) let's see what I got in my cabinet
I'm not sure, let me check what breakfast food options I have in my kitchen cabinet.

Hold on let me see what I got in my cabinet
Give me a moment to check what breakfast food items I have available.

Somebody hit me with a little, baseline or groove, knamsayin'?
Can someone play some catchy music in the background to set the mood?

Yeah, breakfast food, uh
Yes, I'm still thinking about what type of breakfast food I want.

When you wish
In moments of desire or longing

Upon a star
Looking towards an ideal or aspiration

To follow what?
To pursue or chase after something

And where you are!
And to reach your current state or position

Party over here, party over there
There's a fun and lively atmosphere here and there

Where?
Where is the party happening?

Look! I made ya look, ya dirty crook
I successfully caught your attention with a clever trick

Then picked your pocket, watch me book
After diverting your attention, I stole from you and swiftly made my escape

Like Guinness I'm a menace, so call me hip-hop's Dennis
I'm a troublemaker in the hip-hop scene and can be compared to Dennis the Menace

So open wide, and say (ah)
Prepare yourself and make an excited exclamation

And I'ma slide my yolk, in your throat, and watch ya choke
I will dominate the rap scene with my lyrical skills and make others struggle to keep up

Stroke Long Daddy Money, if my name was Sunny
I would create a sense of satisfaction and pleasure with my music, just like money

I'd share a scoop, runnin' shit like Rebels
I would confidently share my success and be in control like a rebel

You can call me Barney, cause I took your Fruity Pebbles
You can refer to me as Barney because I outsmarted and took something valuable from you

Dibble like an office on Top Cat, top that, I'm fat troop
I move and maneuver skillfully like a character from 'Top Cat,' and I'm excellent at what I do

Drop the loop, then a scooper hoop ya like a hula
I will surprise and entertain you with my skills, just like a hula hoop

To school a fool I present, a church to repent
I'm here to educate a foolish person and give them an opportunity for repentance

I get you Guess'n like jeans, you're just a hill of beans
I confuse and perplex you like trying to guess the correct jeans size, and you're of little importance

I'm all that jazz, and I kick, kick, kick, kick
I'm incredibly talented and exceptional, and I express it through my skilled rap delivery

The razzmatazz oh please oh please just give me just one more blast
The excitement and thrill of being in the spotlight, I'm begging for more

I get off like Prince, but I don't have to show my ass
I derive satisfaction and pleasure from my music, just like Prince, but I don't need to be provocative

Pass the rest, like a test, if you slip then you'll get ripped
If you can't handle the challenge and perform poorly, you will face criticism and mocking

With your handicapped pass route, and 'Tales From the Crypt'
Your weak and predictable style is reminiscent of a restricted path, and it's like a scary story

I whip on that ass like base ba-bay
I dominate and overpower my opponents in a similar fashion to excelling in baseball

The Sense is good-goobley-goo, ask Gravy
My rap skills and rhymes are impressive and beyond comprehension, just ask Gravy

Or LaMont, or Rollo, down at the, Apollo
Like great performers such as LaMont and Rollo, I excel at the Apollo theater

Come follow me now (BO! Where's Sue?) I don't know
Join me and follow my lead, but I'm not sure where Sue is at the moment

Even En Vogue, be tellin' me ya don't go
Even the popular group En Vogue advises against missing out on my performances

When it's time for show (yea) everyone says, Ho (ho) ho (ho) couldn't be a slider
During a performance, everyone gets excited and shouts 'ho ho,' indicating that I'm not someone to be underestimated

Cause I never slip, kick it like a Damme Van flip
I never make mistakes and deliver my rap lines flawlessly, just like a kick from Jean-Claude Van Damme

So don't come with your judo, cause you're just a Menudo
Don't try to challenge me with your weak skills and techniques, you're nothing more than a Menudo

Emcee gettin' chewed like vegetables
Other emcees get criticized and broken down, just like chewing on vegetables

Ah cabbage is a cabbage, a lettuce is a lettuce
Let's not confuse things, a cabbage is a cabbage and a lettuce is a lettuce

I'ma tear this whole joint into scraps
I'm going to completely destroy this place, leaving nothing intact

I bust raps, perhaps caps, and trap the wack tracks
I excel at delivering powerful rap lines and capturing the attention of listeners with my music

Givin' the max, for the minimum, not the minimum for the max
I give my best effort and strive for greatness, never settling for less

Get more sex than Wilt the Stilt so you can call me the Stiltest
I have a lot of sexual encounters, similar to the famous basketball player Wilt Chamberlain, earning me the nickname 'the Stiltest'

You're takin' shorts like Arnold, so what chu talkin bout, Willis?
You're settling for less and being easily tricked, just like Arnold from 'Different Strokes', so what are you trying to say, Willis?

Well you can have your Wheaties
You have the option of having Wheaties for breakfast

You can have your Flakes
You have the choice of having flakes cereal for breakfast

You can have your Kix
You can choose to have Kix cereal for breakfast

And you can have your Trix
You can opt to have Trix cereal for breakfast

You can have your Pound cakes
You have the option of having pound cake for breakfast

You can have your Loops
You have the choice of having cereal loops for breakfast

But you still gotta get your Two Scoops!
Regardless of your choice, you cannot forget to have two scoops of something for breakfast

To keep the hot raw, I'm rollin', rollin'
To maintain my edgy and authentic style, I'm constantly moving forward and progressing

Bowlin' spare me! Fuss ya hushed mouth mush
Don't bother me with your pointless complaints and keep your mouth shut

Lush alcohol's excessive like a Jefferson
Excessive consumption of alcohol is comparable to the lavishness associated with Thomas Jefferson

Movin' on up, progressive
Ascending and moving forward in a progressive manner

One time for your brain, cell
I'm delivering an impactful and thought-provoking line for your brain's processing

And when I get through, you say, aw hell man!
After experiencing my performance or hearing my rap, you will be amazed and say 'aw hell'

Styles that I free won't, stop til the end
The unique and improvised styles that I deliver will continue until the very end

Paper I go on and go on with the pen
I continue to write and express myself through music using pen and paper

Get a max of funk, attack or sunk *huff, huff*
Experience the maximum level of funkiness and intensity, attacking and sinking listeners into the music

One blow, and emcees are gone with the wind
With a single blow of my rap skills, other emcees are instantly defeated and blown away

Kickin' the dumber rhyme, I'm not a print
Delivering arrogant and superior lines that outshine the competition, I'm not just an ordinary publication

But I'm fresh, heatin' up like the summertime, summer rhyme
I'm innovative and new, gaining popularity and attention like the hot days of summer

I'm a dime a dozen, but I keep you buzzin'
I might be a common occurrence, but I still manage to captivate and excite you

Like a bee, a dozen attempts is in the toilet
Similar to bees, many attempted imitators fail and end up being flushed down the toilet

Cause I flush the dime and I'm not a Leader
I discard and get rid of any competition without hesitation, and I'm not a follower but a trendsetter

Cause I Busta Rhyme, a rhyme
Just like Busta Rhymes, I deliver powerful and energetic rhymes

If I kick with Rakim, you +Run For Cover+ brother
If I collaborate with Rakim, you better run and take cover because we're a force to be reckoned with

But I kick it with Petey cause I'm just another mother (sucker)
I associate myself with Petey, because like him, I'm just another skilled rapper

Blo' Pop time (it's Blo' Pop time)
It's time to have some fun and enjoy life (referring to a Blow Pop candy)

In the mix, the dimension, J.B., and Chico
In this musical blend, we have different artists like J.B. and Chico

It's seven, not six, my shirt extra-large
I'm setting the record straight, my shirt is extra-large, not the typical large size

But I wear, I wear I wear it well like DeBarge
But I still manage to wear my clothing well, just like the DeBarge family who were known for their style

To the finish, makin' ya eye pop, like you ain't spinach
I'm going all the way, impressing and surprising you, as if you've never seen anything like it

Then it's, time to let you know
After all the buildup, it's finally time to reveal the truth or share important information

We count it up, one two three and fo'
Let's count together, starting from one and continuing to four

Nah we gon' count it down
No, let's count down instead

Nah man, we're gonna count it up
No, we're definitely going to count up

Mm, let's get back to that umm, food tip though, the breakfast tip
Hmm, let's return to our previous topic of discussing breakfast food options

Food tip? Well you just check
Talking about food is a great idea, let's explore this further

Cause you know what we need
Because you have a good understanding of what we require

What can I have?
What options are available for me?

You can have your Life
You can choose to have Life cereal for breakfast

You can have your Bran
You have the choice of having bran cereal for breakfast

You can have your Puffs
You can opt to have puffed cereal for breakfast

You can have your Pebbles
You can choose to have Pebbles cereal for breakfast

You can have your Krunch
You have the option of having crunchy cereal for breakfast

And you can have your Loops
You can opt to have cereal loops for breakfast

But you still gotta get your Two Scoops!
Regardless of your choice, you cannot forget to have two scoops of something for breakfast

Around and round and upside down and upside down we go
We're going in circles and experiencing events that are unpredictable and disorienting

Whoa! I'ma sneak in the front row
Whoa! I'm going to secretly slip into the front row

Not Jethro, I'm not a Jethro, on skid row
I'm not naive or inexperienced, I'm not Jethro from 'The Beverly Hillbillies' living in poverty

I don't wear Monie's hat, but I was a monkey in the middle
I don't copy Monie Love's style, but I've been caught in difficult situations like the game 'Monkey in the Middle'

Hey diddle diddle, you can Kibble a Bit
In a playful rhyme, I'm saying you can have a small snack or nibble

I take a squat, and booty M-C's be sayin' oh shit!
I take a dominant stance and intimidate other emcees, making them panic and say 'oh shit!'

Yo, I turn Bucktown into Fucktown
I have a significant impact on a neighborhood, transforming it into a wild and chaotic place

You're just a field goal kid, and I'm a touchdown
You're only capable of small achievements, but I excel and score big like a touchdown

With the next point to the next joint, so tell Spike about it
Building on my success, I'm moving on to the next endeavor, so make sure to inform Spike Lee

I'm all that, that your bitch be writin' home about it
I possess all the qualities that your partner finds impressive and writes about in correspondence

Shout it out, praise the Lord, hallelujah!
Express your excitement and joy, giving praise to the Lord, hallelujah!

This could be love, but um, don't let em fool ya
This might seem like love, but don't let them deceive or manipulate you

Cause when I do ya, come down come down after me come
When I engage with someone intimately, they often experience a feeling of euphoria and come down from it afterward

Yeah sorry Sugar Plums but um, I gotta run
Apologies, my dear, but I need to leave quickly

Run Jesse Run, keep hope alive
Just like the phrase used during Jesse Jackson's political campaigns, urging him to keep fighting and maintaining hope

I'm down with the B-boys, fuck the Jackson 5
I consider myself a part of the hip-hop culture, dismissing the pop group Jackson 5

You jive-ass turkey, a-pit-apitta-a-aperk be
You deluded and foolish person, trying to imitate and act in a sophisticated manner

You can get ill, but don't, hurt me, hurt me
You may try to challenge or confront me, but be careful not to harm me

Or urk me, cause see I'll outsmart you like the Urkel
Don't annoy or irritate me, because I will outwit you just like the character Urkel from the TV show 'Family Matters'

B-boys at the school of hard knocks, in a circle
Skilled breakdancers who have learned through difficult experiences, forming a circle to showcase their talent

Pass the sess blunt, yeah stud, you ain't know?
Pass me the marijuana joint, my friend, didn't you already know this about me?

I want to go bang, I said, bang-o, bang-oh bang-oh
I'm expressing a desire for energetic and explosive music, saying 'bang' repeatedly

Or bojangle jingle jangle on the jaw
I can make a lot of noise and commotion with my rhythmic movements and actions

Hip-hip, hooray, oh now you want to be all lovable?
After showing excitement and celebration, now you want to act sweet and affectionate?

Don't push or pull, or you'll see, I'ma wreck it out
Don't try to manipulate or control the situation, or I will destroy it completely

MC's be checkin' in but they don't be checkin' out
Other emcees might come and try to compete, but they always end up leaving defeated

I leave em out on the canvas
I leave my opponents knocked out and defeated

So click your heels twice and take your ass back to Kansas
Go away and retreat, just like Dorothy in 'The Wizard of Oz' clicking her heels to return home to Kansas