When You're An Addams
Company Lyrics

Ah, the intoxicating spell of the graveyard.
Once a year, when the last leaf of autumn falls, we gather to honor the great cycle of life and death as Addams Family.

When you're an Addams You need to have a little moonlight
To be an Addams, you should embrace darkness with a little bit of silver light.

When you're an Addams You need to feel a little chill
As an Addams Family member, you must feel cold more often than usual.

You have to see the world in shades of gray You have to put some poison in your day
An Addams has to perceive the world with a unique way, dark and toxic.

That's the way
That's the way of being an Addams.

When you're an Addams You need to have a sense of humor
To be an Addams, you should have a dark sense of humor.

When you're an Addams You need to have a taste for death
Having an appreciation towards dark things associated with death is mandatory for being an Addams Family member.

Who cares about the world outside And what it wants from you When you're an Addams You do what Addams always do!
As an Addams Family member, you don't care about the outside world and always do what you identify as characteristic of the Addams family.

When you're an Addams You gotta have a lotta passion
Being an Addams family member requires being passionate about what the family stands for.

When you're an Addams You need to really love your wife Gomez (Spoken): Several times a day
Members of the Addams family should love their respective partner passionately.

You're happy when your toes are in the mud You smile a bit the moment you smell blood AA-OOOH!!! When you're an Addams
Addams Family members are delighted with dirt and love the smell of blood.

You need to grab a bow and arrow You need a moment to explode
Addams family members should be skillful with equipment like bow and arrow and should think of explosives with excitement.

Just pour a potion Flip the switch And wait till things get hot
Creating something new with the right combination of components and waiting for the final result is something Addams Family members fancy.

When you're an Addams You have to really stir the Pot
To be an Addams, you must love stirring the pot, a symbol of new creations for this family.

So keep your sunshine And keep your glee Country music and Tennessee Keep you laughter And MTV And all will be all right
Though Addams lie in darkness, they advise you to stay happy in life's sunshine and relish things like country music and laughter. They believe everything will be okay, then.

Give us shadows and give us gloom Broken glass in a motel room Something fun we can all exhume And give it all tonight!
Members of the Addams family love darkness, destructed stuff in hotels, and make fun out of digging something (or someone) out of the grave and party hard.

Once torn asunder Down six feet under We get to gather here Dead for forever Bled from whatever Called now to reappear Every cadaver Start the palaver Once in an Addams year Hold your decaying Hear what we're saying Time now to give a cheer
On a certain day, every year, as an Addams member, we get to gather and cheer with the resurrected dead bodies blasted from their graves.

And on this special night, beneath our Family Tree, we summon our beloved Ancestors.
As the moon rises high, and all the members of the Addams family gather around the family tree, we summon our loved ones that passed away.

Bunny Hop! Do the Twist! Rigor Mortis! All: When you're an Addams (That's right! When you're an Addams)
Addams family loves to dance with twists, Bunny Hops, and even use their deaths as a way to dance while being an Addams member.

You have a very special duty (Late night! Out with the Addams!) When you're an Addams (With one bite) You're obligated to the clan It's family first and family last And family by and by When you're an Addams The standard answers don't apply When you're and Addams You do what Addams do or- Ughhh Die!
Being an Addams imposes a unique and essential responsibility on its members, to take part in the family as a priority, but not the society's standards. And not abiding by these responsibilities can cause one's death as an Addams member.