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Women asked how many times I practiced promiscuity
Women have asked me how many times I've slept around with multiple partners in a sexually promiscuous manner

That depends...before or after I hit puberty?
My answer to that question depends on whether it was before or after I went through puberty

I was six watchin hoes slob
At the age of six, I watched prostitutes give oral sex

The dough mom gave the babysitter also covered the blow job
The money my mom gave to the babysitter was also used to pay for oral sex

Older cousin's tongue bathed the balls
My older cousin performed oral sex on me

I confess, I was molested at seven. No complaints at all
I was sexually abused at the age of seven, but I didn't complain about it

And if I did complain, it's when she'd give me brain
If I did complain about the sexual abuse, it was only because the abuser was performing oral sex on me

And teeth scrape my dick like a dog playing frisbee games
The abuser's teeth would scrape my penis like a dog playing with a frisbee

When I pay for snatch, I'll eat a cat's bleedin
When I pay for sex with a woman, I'm willing to perform oral sex on her even if she's menstruating

And keep the reciepts as a write off for tax season
I keep receipts from paid sexual encounters as a tax write-off

I'll take your slore home,
I'll take your promiscuous woman home with me

Let her pick her favorite thong,
I'll let her choose her favorite thong panties to wear

Play DJ and have her suck me off to her favorite song
I'll play music and have her perform oral sex on me to the beat of her favorite song

Make sure the handycam is on
I'll ensure that a handheld camera is recording our sexual encounter

Fuck a threesome, I'm takin you, your mom, your niece and your granny on
I don't want a threesome, I want to have sex with you, your mother, your niece, and your grandmother

And any other family member with tits and a cunt
I'm willing to have sex with any female family member who has breasts and a vagina

Whip my dick out at the reunion like..."Is this what you want?"
I would publicly expose my penis at a family reunion and ask if anyone wants to have sex with me

Cuz..
Because...

If it's a dick you want, I got inches
If you're looking for a penis to have sex with, I have a large one

If it's a chick you want, I got bitches
If you're looking for a woman to have sex with, I have many options

Whether lesbian, or the best of friends
Whether you're a lesbian or just good friends with another woman

You can spread your legs open and let me in
You can open your legs and allow me to have sex with you

What's a nice girl like you doin suckin my cock?
I question why a respectable woman like you would be performing oral sex on me

Or gettin pulled over for speedin and fuckin a cop?
Or why you would have sex with a police officer after getting pulled over for speeding?

Whether you loved it or not, you still did it to get out of a ticket
Whether you enjoyed it or not, you still had sex with the cop to avoid getting a ticket

Now suck my dick before I beat the shit outta you with it
Perform oral sex on me now or I'll physically harm you with my penis

Want a milkshake? Suck the shit out and you'll get it
If you perform oral sex on me, I'll reward you with a milkshake

Six four and I'll fuck the shit out of a midget
I'm tall and I'll have sex with a little person

Lived out most men's dreams when I was seventeen
I had many sexual encounters while I was only seventeen years old

Been through more shit than most porn stars ever seen
I've experienced more difficult situations than many adult film performers have

I'm not sure which bitch to bone next
I'm undecided about which woman to have sex with next

I got AT&T operators callin me for phone sex
Even AT&T operators call me to have phone sex

I'll make you get wet, cum til you smile and moan
I'll make you have an orgasm and you'll be so satisfied that you'll smile and moan

And once I bust a nut all you'll hear is a dial tone
Once I ejaculate, I'll hang up the phone without saying anything else

Imagine me givin one shit about a dumb bitch
It's hard to imagine me caring about any woman that I have sex with

Coulda wrote a book titled 'One Million and One Clits'
I've had so much sex with different women that I could write a book about it

To which of you bitches am I givin it to?
Which of you women will I have sex with?

When they get to know me first I'm diggin you...now
Once women get to know me, they usually become attracted to me

Let me stick my dick in you
Allow me to have sex with you

In the middle of the night,
Late at night,

Pillow fight,
Engaging in playful pillow fighting,

With a widow and a dyke
With a widowed woman and a lesbian

Dress up as the ex-husband with the widow on the right
Dress up as the widow's deceased husband and have her on my right side

To my left is the dyke,
To my left is the lesbian

As I bite on the nipple of her tit,
While I bite on the nipple of the lesbian's breast

Pushed the widow's head to nibble on her clit
I directed the widowed woman to perform oral sex on the lesbian's clitoris

Tape it and sell it off the net
Record the sexual encounter and sell it on the internet

For a bitch mad I did it without consent, you're awfully wet
For any woman who is angry that I recorded and sold the video without her consent, she seems to be aroused anyway

Got hoes suspicious. Even one peg leg bitches
Women are starting to become suspicious of me, even those with physical disabilities

After I came, fucked em with they own leg
After I ejaculated, I had sex with them while they used their own prosthetic leg

They ain't know the difference
They didn't notice the difference

Your cunt's wet and your pants are soaked with it
Your vagina is moist and your pants are soaked because of it

I don't discriminate, even cancer hoes get it
I don't discriminate, I'll have sex with women who have cancer

So open up, I'ma cram your throat with it
Open your mouth, I'm going to force my penis down your throat

I want you to suck just like the antedote's in it
I want you to perform oral sex on me as if your life depends on it

All you strong women claimin queen to the universe,
All of you women who consider yourselves to be strong and powerful

I'll fill you with Kahlua and cream on your newest skirt
I'll ejaculate on your newest skirt, adding Kahlua and cream to the mixture

So the moral of the story
In conclusion,

Is you ain't gettin backstage if you ain't givin oral in a orgy
You won't be allowed to attend a backstage orgy if you're not willing to perform oral sex