X-M@$
Corey Taylor Lyrics


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There ain’t nothing more depressing than a pine tree
Gussied up with candy canes and balls
Those carollers have kept me up for hours
It’s Merry Christmas seeping through my walls

Now I’m no wiccan commie nut or nothing
But there’s one damn holiday that I can’t stand
It ain’t Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
But it’ll surely make a fool out of every man

If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain’t hammered it ain’t Hanukkah
And all you motherfuckers go to hell
If I ain’t cock-eyed it ain’t Quanza
Joy to the world of Jack & Cokes
If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
‘Cuz I ain’t ever anything but broke

Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
Just the smell of eggnog makes me vomit
And those colored lights are fucking infantile

I think we collectively as a people
Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
And tell the world let’s buy some peace and quiet for a change
Before we spend it all on fucking toys

So… If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain’t hammered it ain’t Hanukkah
Fa-la-la-la-la GO FUCK YOURSELF
If I ain’t cock-eyed it ain’t Quanza
Joy to the world of getting stoned
If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone





Merry Fucking Christmas

Overall Meaning

Corey Taylor's song X-M@$ satirizes the traditional Christmas celebrations and the consumerism that surround them. The lyrics are full of sarcasm and cynicism as the artist expresses his dislike for the holiday season, and the pressure to conform to societal expectations to be happy and joyful during the holidays. He finds the decorations and music annoying and cliché, and is frustrated by the commercialization of the holiday. He suggests that people should focus on buying "peace and quiet" instead of spending all their money on gifts.


The chorus of the song repeatedly states that the artist can only enjoy the holiday season while being drunk, hammered, or stoned. He is essentially saying that alcohol and drugs are the only way to cope with the false happiness that comes with the holiday season. The bridge of the song includes a profanity-laced message telling people who enjoy the holiday season to "go fuck themselves."


Overall, X-M@$ is a biting and humorous take on the holiday season and the pressure to be happy and merry during it. It reflects the artist's frustration with the expectations placed on people during the holidays and his desire for a more authentic and peaceful celebration.


Line by Line Meaning

There ain’t nothing more depressing than a pine tree
No one has ever looked at a decorated pine tree and thought, 'Wow, this makes me so happy.'


Gussied up with candy canes and balls
All the ornaments and decorations just look cheap and tacky.


Those carollers have kept me up for hours
The incessant singing of Christmas carols is driving me insane.


It’s Merry Christmas seeping through my walls
The forced cheer and joy of the season is invading my personal space.


Now I’m no wiccan commie nut or nothing
I'm not some weirdo, but even I can see how terrible this holiday is.


But there’s one damn holiday that I can’t stand
Out of all the holidays, Christmas is the one I hate the most.


It ain’t Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
No other holiday irritates me as much as Christmas does.


But it’ll surely make a fool out of every man
Christmas has a way of making fools out of even the most sensible people.


If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
The only way to tolerate Christmas is to be completely intoxicated.


You know where to stick those jingle bells
I don't want to hear any of your festive bullshit.


If I ain’t hammered it ain’t Hanukkah
Getting drunk is also a requirement for Hanukkah, apparently.


And all you motherfuckers go to hell
I have no patience for anyone who enjoys this holiday.


If I ain’t cock-eyed it ain’t Quanza
Being cross-eyed is the official stance of Kwanzaa, I guess.


Joy to the world of Jack & Cokes
Drinking Jack Daniels is the only way to make Christmas bearable.


‘Cuz I ain’t ever anything but broke
I'm always broke, so I can't afford to buy anyone presents anyway.


Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
Christmas shopping is a terrible experience that I dread every year.


Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
The only thing people seem to care about during Christmas is spending money.


Just the smell of eggnog makes me vomit
The thought of drinking eggnog is enough to make me sick.


And those colored lights are fucking infantile
Twinkling Christmas lights are only impressive to children.


I think we collectively as a people
Everyone needs to wake up and realize how terrible Christmas really is.


Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
Let's band together and protest the commercialization of Christmas.


And tell the world let’s buy some peace and quiet for a change
We should all take a break from the noise and chaos of the season.


Before we spend it all on fucking toys
Instead of buying more crap, let's focus on finding some peace and quiet.


Fa-la-la-la-la GO FUCK YOURSELF
I have no interest in participating in this bullshit holiday, so leave me alone.


Joy to the world of getting stoned
The only way to make Kwanzaa even remotely enjoyable is to get high.


So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone
I'm a miserable bastard, so just leave me alone during the holiday season.


Merry Fucking Christmas
Just in case you missed it, I'm not a fan of Christmas. At all.




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@rafablasco8906

Every fucking year, around xmas time, I visit this amazing piece of art.

@calvinelamparo3936

Corey Taylor needs to make a Christmas album 😂🤘🏼🎄

@M4SOPMODII

Same here

@lucashenrique3867

me too

@FataIAnoxia

@@calvinelamparo3936 no

@ollib7256

Same here

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@Sam-wel

Back once again in my recommended in 2019... Not complaining

(Edit) Thank you everyone, merry Christmas to you all!

@orionsparks4363

not at all

@rogerconstantin427

+1

@Redruxing

same

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