If I Were A Bell
Count Basie Lyrics


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Ask me how do I feel
Ask me now that we're cosy and clingin'
Well, sir, all I can say
Is if I were a bell, I'd be ringin'
From the moment we kissed tonight
That's the way I've just gotta behave
Boy, if I were a lamp, I'd light
Or if I were a banner, I'd wave

Ask me how do I feel
Little me with my quiet upbringing
Well, sir, all I can say
Is if I were a gate, I'd be swinging
And if I were a watch
I'd start popping my springs
Or if I were a bell
I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding

Yes, I knew my morale would crack
From the wonderful way that you looked
Boy, if I were a duck, I'd quack
Or if I were a goose, I'd be cooked

Ask me how do I feel
Ask me now that we're fondly caressing
Well, if I were a salad
I know I'd be splashing my dressing
Or if I were a season, I'd surely be spring
Or if I were a gate, I would swing
Have a fling almost any old thing
Or if I were a bell




I'd go ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding, ding dong

Overall Meaning

Count Basie's "If I Were A Bell" is a song about being in love and the feeling of joy that comes with it. The lyrics are a playful expression of how the singer feels in the moment, describing how everything would be different if they were various objects or creatures. The repeated refrain of "if I were a bell, I'd be ringing" serves as a metaphor for the singer's emotional state - they are so overwhelmed with happiness that they feel like they are overflowing with energy and could burst into song at any moment.


The first verse describes how the singer feels after a kiss - they feel alive and full of energy, as if they could light up the world if they were a lamp or a banner. In the second verse, the singer reflects on their upbringing and how reserved they used to be, but now they feel like if they were a gate, they would be swinging open to welcome the world. The third verse continues the playful mood, with the singer imagining what it would be like to be a duck, quacking with joy, or a salad, splashing their dressing with enthusiasm. The final lines of the song repeat the refrain of "if I were a bell," bringing the song full circle and reinforcing the feeling of joy and excitement.


Line by Line Meaning

Ask me how do I feel
Inquire about my current emotional state


Ask me now that we're cosy and clingin'
Inquire again now that we are comfortable and physically close


Well, sir, all I can say
In response to your inquiry, this is all that I can offer


Is if I were a bell, I'd be ringin'
Expressing my excitement or happiness with a playful analogy


From the moment we kissed tonight
Starting from the point when we shared a kiss earlier


That's the way I've just gotta behave
This is just how I feel and I cannot change it


Boy, if I were a lamp, I'd light
I am filled with energy and enthusiasm


Or if I were a banner, I'd wave
I am feeling celebratory and might express it publicly


Little me with my quiet upbringing
An acknowledgment of my modest background and personality


Is if I were a gate, I'd be swinging
I am feeling playful and carefree


And if I were a watch
Continuing the playful analogies


I'd start popping my springs
I am feeling very excited or exuberant


Or if I were a bell
Another reference to the earlier playful analogy


I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding
I am feeling so excited that I can hardly contain it


Yes, I knew my morale would crack
Admitting that I expected my emotional state to be affected


From the wonderful way that you looked
The cause of my emotional response


Boy, if I were a duck, I'd quack
Continuing the lighthearted analogies, expressing my delight


Or if I were a goose, I'd be cooked
Playing off of the previous line, feeling somewhat silly


Ask me how do I feel
Repeating the earlier request for information


Ask me now that we're fondly caressing
Asking again now that we are sharing more physical affection


Well, if I were a salad
Another playful analogy


I know I'd be splashing my dressing
I am feeling vibrant and colorful


Or if I were a season, I'd surely be spring
Feeling reborn and full of life, as in springtime


Or if I were a gate, I would swing
Repeating a previous analogy


Have a fling almost any old thing
Feeling adventurous or spontaneous


Or if I were a bell
Repeating yet another playful analogy


I'd go ding dong, ding dong
Still very excited and energized


Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding, ding dong
A playful end to the song, repeating the earlier enthusiastic phrase




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Written by: MARY C BROCKERT

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