Anything Goes
Count Basie / Tony Bennett Lyrics
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And we've often rewound the clock
Since the Puritans got a shock
When they landed on Plymouth Rock.
If today
Any shock they should try to stem
'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock,
Plymouth Rock would land on them.
In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking.
But now, God knows,
Anything goes.
Good authors too who once knew better words
Now only use four-letter words
Writing prose.
Anything goes.
If driving fast cars you like,
If low bars you like,
If old hymns you like,
If bare limbs you like,
If Mae West you like,
Or me undressed you like,
Why, nobody will oppose.
When ev'ry night the set that's smart is in-
Truding in nudist parties in
Studios.
Anything goes.
When Missus Ned McLean (God bless her)
Can get Russian reds to "yes" her,
Then I suppose
Anything goes.
When Rockefeller still can hoard en-
Ough money to let Max Gordon
Produce his shows,
Anything goes.
The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today,
And black's white today,
And day's night today,
And that gent today
You gave a cent today
Once had several chateaux.
When folks who still can ride in jitneys
Find out Vanderbilts and Whitneys
Lack baby clo'es,
Anything goes.
If Sam Goldwyn can with great conviction
Instruct Anna Sten in diction,
Then Anna shows
Anything goes.
When you hear that Lady Mendl standing up
Now turns a handspring landing up-
On her toes,
Anything goes.
Just think of those shocks you've got
And those knocks you've got
And those blues you've got
From that news you've got
And those pains you've got
(If any brains you've got)
From those little radios.
So Missus R., with all her trimmin's,
Can broadcast a bed from Simmons
'Cause Franklin knows
Anything goes.
Count Basie’s rendition of the classic song “Anything Goes” highlights the changes in society over time. The first verse mentions how much the world has changed by rewinding the clock to when the Puritans landed on Plymouth Rock, implying that society has become more forward-thinking. The line “Plymouth Rock would land on them” is a metaphor for the idea that the world has gotten very different from the past. The second verse contrasts the past and present by saying that glimpses of stockings were once considered taboo but now anything goes, and that even the use of four-letter words is acceptable today. In the third verse, Bennett sings about how everyone has their own preferences and that nobody’s tastes should be judged.
Throughout the song, the singer provides examples of how anything goes- whether it be driving fast cars, going to low bars, enjoying old hymns or something far less conventional. The fourth verse introduces a character named Missus Ned McLean, who is mentioned in the context of being able to get Russian Reds to “yes” her. This refers to the idea that anyone can achieve their goals, regardless of how outrageous they seem. The rest of the song features famous names like Rockefellers and Whitneys and talks about how they can’t find baby clothes or how even Lady Mendl is acrobatic in her old age.
Line by Line Meaning
Times have changed
The current era is different than the past
And we've often rewound the clock
We have often gone back in time to recall how things were
Since the Puritans got a shock
Since Puritans were surprised when they first landed on Plymouth Rock
When they landed on Plymouth Rock.
When Puritans landed on Plymouth Rock
If today
If in the present day
Any shock they should try to stem
If they were to try to prevent any surprise
'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock,
Instead of being surprised after landing on Plymouth Rock
Plymouth Rock would land on them.
They would be surprised by the Plymouth Rock
In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
In the past, seeing a bit of female leg was seen as a scandalous act
Was looked on as something shocking.
It was considered a shocking experience
But now, God knows,
But in today's world, it is impossible to say what is acceptable
Anything goes.
Anything is permissible
Good authors too who once knew better words
Even famous writers who used more complex language in the past
Now only use four-letter words
Nowadays only use abbreviated words
Writing prose.
To write prose or text
Anything goes.
Anything and everything is allowed
If driving fast cars you like,
If you like to drive fast cars
If low bars you like,
If you like to visit low-end bars
If old hymns you like,
If you enjoy older hymns
If bare limbs you like,
If you like exposed human limbs
If Mae West you like,
If you like Mae West, the famous actress
Or me undressed you like,
If you like me in my undressed state
Why, nobody will oppose.
No one will object to your interests
When ev'ry night the set that's smart is in-
When every night the most fashionable people attend
Truding in nudist parties in
Invading and participating in nudist parties
Studios.
Movie studios
Anything goes.
Anything is allowed in high society
When Missus Ned McLean (God bless her)
Mrs. Ned McLean, bless her soul
Can get Russian reds to "yes" her,
Can get Russians to agree with her
Then I suppose
I imagine
Anything goes.
Anything and everything is allowed
When Rockefeller still can hoard en-
When John D. Rockefeller can still hold onto
Ough money to let Max Gordon
Enough money to let Max Gordon, the famous show producer
Produce his shows,
Produce his plays and musicals
Anything goes.
Anything and everything is allowed
The world has gone mad today
The world has descended into madness
And good's bad today,
Good things are considered bad in present times
And black's white today,
What is bad today will be considered good next week
And day's night today,
The rules of reality have been flipped upside-down
And that gent today
And that person today
You gave a cent today
To whom you donated money today
Once had several chateaux.
Once owned many mansions or castles
When folks who still can ride in jitneys
When people who still travel by jitneys
Find out Vanderbilts and Whitneys
Discover that the Vanderbilts and Whitneys
Lack baby clo'es,
Can't afford clothes for their babies
Anything goes.
Anything is allowed
If Sam Goldwyn can with great conviction
If Sam Goldwyn can with complete confidence
Instruct Anna Sten in diction,
Teach Anna Sten the correct pronunciation of words
Then Anna shows
Anna performs
Anything goes.
Anything is allowed
When you hear that Lady Mendl standing up
When you hear that Lady Mendl stands up
Now turns a handspring landing up-
In a modern surprise, turns a handspring and lands upright
On her toes,
On the tips of her toes
Anything goes.
Anything is allowed
Just think of those shocks you've got
Just think of the surprises you have experienced
And those knocks you've got
And the blows you have received
And those blues you've got
And the sadness you have felt
From that news you've got
From the news you have heard
And those pains you've got
And the pains you have suffered
(If any brains you've got)
(If you have any brains)
From those little radios.
From those small radios
So Missus R., with all her trimmin's,
So Mrs. R, with all her accessories
Can broadcast a bed from Simmons
Can publicly promote Simmons beds
'Cause Franklin knows
Because Franklin Roosevelt knows
Anything goes.
Anything is allowed
Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Cole Porter
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
@deannaanimashaun6033
Man, Oh Man! Well Done, Mr. Bennett! Love it! You will be SORELY MISSED! Thank you for All the years of great Music. Rest in Eternal Peace.
@asjakahle6109
They are maybe B & B, but the quality is A & A, isn't it? Beautiful performance! ❤❤
@pluf8751
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@YARY666
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@pettpaiva
Poor Little Rich Girl !!!
@thomasleary2814
Well you know, when you listen to these YouTube posts … ANYTHING GOES!
@anthonygrant1880
Wrong song